-Helicarrier-6:14 A.M.-

Loki's green eyes flashed in annoyance at the two men standing directly in front of him.

His brother, Thor, is smiling broadly, and Fury looks as annoyed as the god of mischief himself.

Standing right behind Thor is the entire Avengers team. They all stand uneasily; however, all had agreed to Thor's repulsive plan, and Loki was even less thrilled than the Avengers.

"I refuse." Loki stated flatly.

"As you have every tight to, however your options are limited. You can rot in an Asgardian dungeon, one of my super-max prisons, or… you can spend your next year on earth working, training, and living with the Avengers…" Fury announced coldly.

Biting his lip, Loki lowered his head and thought it through carefully. Thor had landed the Asgardians in Norway, and then asked the Avengers to consider the unthinkable. A couple hours later, Thor had dragged Loki to the helicarrier with the Avengers in tow.

"Brother-" Thor warned slowly.

"You can't do anything?" Loki asked the god of thunder.

Thor's frown was answer enough, causing Loki to sigh.

"Whatever, I'll let Thor decide." Loki shrugged.

"Good, Stark, here is your newest recruit." Thor announced brightly shoving his brother towards the Avengers.

Silence followed, and Tony ran his hand through his dark hair. "So we have this three week road trip coming up, and all the seats are full. I was hoping Loki could stay here until we get back." He finally announced with a sheepish grin.

Raising an eyebrow, Fury crossed his arms. "Didn't you tell me Daredevil was forced into that little arrangement? Oh, and from the sounds of it, Thor is too busy as king of the Asgardians; that's two seats open ,Stark."

Grinding his teeth, Tony replied, "Fine, I'll call horn-head and tell him he can stay."

"Good because I'm calling in an expert to take Thor's seat."

"Who?"

"A friend."

"I hate super spies."

"If it's any consolation, I hate you too."

Scowling, Loki rolled his eyes before asking, "When do we leave?"

"Four hours." Tony shrugged glancing at his watch.

"See you in a month ,Friends, bye ,Brother." Thor stated before spinning on his heels and walking out.

"Wait ,Thor!" Loki called out, but Thor was already gone. "Well, that's just terrific. Did I tell you, Thor wanted to call us the Revengers?" He asked the group.

Everyone gave him a skeptical look.

This was going to be fun.

-Hell's Kitchen—7:27 A.M.-

"Hello you've reached Karen Page of Nelson's and Murdock Attorneys at law, how can I help you?" Karen Page requested cheerily into the phone.

"Hey ,Karen, it's Tony, I need to talk to the other guy."

"Right the other guy. Give me a minute." Karen placed a hand over the receiver and called into the other room. "Matt, it's for the other guy."

"Thanks ,Karen, patch it through." Matt's voice filtered through the open door.

A few button pushes later.

"Matt here, to whom am I speaking?"

"Good news horn-head, you're not going on the road trip today. We have to babysit Thor's adopted brother… Your seat's been taken."

A few moments later, Karen dropped her pen in surprise to an overjoyed. "Wahooo!" Coming from Matt's office.

-Undisclosed Location—7:34 A.M.-

"I noticed Loki Laufeyson has come back to earth…"

"Yes, and I was hoping you might tag along an the Avenger's road trip, to… keep an eye on him." Fury nodded at the man.

"Is this another plan to get me on the Avengers team?"

"No, this is a plan to keep the god of mischief out of trouble."

The figure rubbed his beard and nodded.

"Fine, when do we leave?"

A smirk formed on Fury's lips.

-Avenger's Tower—9:55 A.M.-

"Okay, Cap has his bags; Nat, where are your bags… Oh, never mind; has anyone seen Loki?"

"I'm right behind you ,Mortal." Loki growled from an inch behind Tony.

"IIIEEE!" screeched the invincible iron man, promptly before dropping his tablet.

All eyes had shifted to Tony, and Natasha bore silent laughter in her eyes. Meanwhile, Hawkeye wasn't even trying to hide his laughter.

Turning slightly red, Tony scrabbled to grab his tablet whilst glaring at Loki.

Unceremoniously dumping his bag into the trunk of the minivan, Loki shot a mischievous grin at Tony.

"I hate you." Tony snarled under his breath.

"You hate a lot of people." was the sarcastic retort.

"Okay ,Children, Fury's guest is arriving." Natasha announced yanking a communications device from her ear.

A sizzling sound resonated through the garage and a gold glowing orb opened behind them.

A tall man in a brown leather outfit topped with a red cape emerged with a frown. He looked anything but happy as he eyed Loki.

"You." Loki hissed with venom in his voice.

"Ah, yes, I'm me, and you're you. Glad we have that cleared up." Doctor Strange grumbled.

Resisting the urge to roll his eyes, Loki smirked. "You're the Director's expert? I was expecting more than a common street magician."

Red color worked it's way up Strange's face, and his fingers clenched..

"Oh, I'm sorry did that offend you? You only need one hundred more years of practice to become a stage magician."

"This coming from the guy who manages to die twice… Yeah, Thor told us." Bruce muttered walking by.

"I can't believe Fury wants you to go with us. You're annoying enough from your Sanction Cremorium." Tony stated flatly.

"That's Sanctum Sanctorum, and Fury believes Thor's absence leaves me best suited to handle Loki." The magician curtly hissed.

"You do realize that I'm standing right here? And I agree ;we should leave now."

"Hey sorry I'm late!" A young voice erupted out of nowhere.

"Underoos, you're late." Tony snapped.

"Sorry." A teenage boy waltzed in, followed closely by a brown haired woman. She was in shorts and a blue blouse, and the boy was in jeans and a red tee shirt.

Loki's eyebrow shot up when the boy and woman stopped.

"What is he doin' here?" The boy asked.

"Peter, Loki is now an Avenger. It was Thor's idea to keep him out of trouble. Loki, meet Peter Parker and his Aunt, May Parker. They're the last two travelers." Steve Rogers introduced.

"And what are their powers?" Loki and Strange asked in unison, promptly before glaring at one another.

"Peter is the hero they call Spiderman, and Ms. Parker is his adorable doting Aunt who won't let him go alone with us for three weeks." Stark chuckled, receiving a horrified look from Parker.

"Aunt May spoke up. "You have a reckless tendency to find unwanted trouble. I'm going along to make sure things don't get out of hand. And let me tell you, I'm not afraid to lay the smack down on anyone." She announced glancing pointedly at Loki.

He couldn't explain it, but this woman made him nervous.

His look of shock must have been evident because Tony was smirking.

"Well ladies and gentlemen, let's get this show on the road!" The billionaire shouted ecstatically.

Pushing and shoving resulted as the group piled into the car. After the roughest of the group had been seated, the four calmer souls (Loki, Strange, Bruce, and May) entered the vehicle.

"Alright, roll call. Natasha."

"Here"

"Clint"

"Here"

"Peter?"

"Yup!"

"Loki?"

"Isn't my presence obvious?"

"Yup he's here. Strange?"

"I'm present."

"May?"

"Oh, I'm here all right."

"Bruce."

"Yes?" Bruce looked up from the tablet he had his nose buried in.

"Steve?"

"Just get the car moving ,Tony."

"Alright people. The trip across America is starting in ,5"

"I'm already regretting this." Loki murmured from his cramped position in back between May and Strange.

"Four."

The engine whirred to life.

"Lets get going already!" shouted Peter, resulting in a warning glance from Aunt May.

"3"

"Darn it Tony!" Steve shouted.

"Language... 2"

"That wasn't even a swear word!" Cap snapped; Tony shrugged.

"1." The vehicle shot off at what anyone would have sworn was illegal speeds, and the road trip had started.

Next time: One eyed Fury had a team...

Hey ,Guys, Darkwolfthewriter here. Thank you for reading this. I plan on lots fun and bickering among the heroes/semi-hero/scary aunt in the chapter 2. Stay tuned for more craziness as the chaos ensues!

I'm also welcoming reviews, and especially suggestions. I'm winging this story so to speak, so if you all have ideas on locations, please give me a heads up!