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Chaos had been a decent teacher: He'd taught me many things and granted me many powers. I'd soon had all the powers of the Olympians and a few special one's of my own, like my Force powers and Meme Master.

It had 69 years since I'd left Camp Half-Blood. I was extremely happy that I left camp, because Memeland, the place I've been living in for 69 years, has much better WiFi.

Chaos had informed me that the demigods and Olympians were not only fighting the Titans and Gaia once more, but other enemies like Voldemort and Harry, the evil goldfish, who'd been resurrected by Gaia, as she needed some help in being more evil, and who better to go to than the defective goldfish that deletes Roblox porn servers?

It was time for me, Big Shaq, and my fellow memes to bring balance to the world once more.

Meanwhile at Camp Half-Blood

"FALL BACK!"

Camp was being overrun by monsters, giants, titans, pot plants, dead memes, feminazis and Donald Trump supporters. Many of the campers had been killed by the mob and the remaining survivors with the hunters of Artemis were trying to fight back, but to no avail.

There is no stopping the cancer that is modern-day feminism.

"Oof!" Mark made the signature Roblox death/injury noise, upon being struck by a hibiscus on the hip, though he quickly fought back and resumed killing some pot plants. He then saw a warrior glowing with a grey light and wearing a thick jacket, and some other figures, like a frog, descend from the heavens.

The rest of the demigods and hunters looked on in awe, as the warriors attacked some of the monsters. That caused the rest of the army of monsters to charge.

The commander of the Assassins of Chaos looked around before getting heat by multiple beams of fire, courtesy of a more vicious feminazi, he had not been affected, and shouted, "MANS NOT HOT!" Before using the force to fling Doritos around like shuriken killing most monsters.

One Dorito hit Mark. The son of Poseidon only managed the signature Roblox 'Oof' before dying.

Artemis checked the warrior and found he was lit af in the handsomeness department.

All the surviving campers and hunters cheered, before Big Shaq, revealed himself as Perseus Dankson. They all gasped and begged for forgiveness in the form of unlimited Robux.

Big Shaq didn't give a damn and put one arm around Artemis. They started making out for the hell of it.

Annabeth started to cry, her life had gone downhill since Big Shaq left. She'd been kicked out of her Clan in CoC and had her Bin Weevils account hacked overnight, and now he had returned and was kissing another girl.

The rest of the battles were dominated by either Big Shaq or Artemis, but it was Big Shaq most of the time. He destroyed his enemies with his Meme Mastery and Dorito shurikens. However, all the other assassins who we don't care about died at the hands of the enemy.

Except for Wine-Kid-Who's-Name-I-Never-Cared-To-Find-Out. He survived.

Somehow…

So it all came down to Big Shaq's last battle between a mutated Harry who'd smoked to much weed to last night and was totally stoned.

Harry glowed all the colors of evil, whereas Big Shaqglowed all the colors of memes.

It was an epic fight.

Harry would hop around on his fins, deleting Big Shaq's Moshi Monsters accounts and spouting out embarrassing sections of Big Shaq's search history, while Big Shaq shot Doritos at him and inflicted the goldfish with debuffs by using Meme Mastery.

They finally decided to bring out the big guns.

Harry shot out a black laser beam while Big Shaq shot out a beam of music.

Somehow…

Harry's beam hit Big Shaq in the testicles. "SKRRAAAAAA!" Screamed Big Shaq.

Big Shaq tripped and fell down in pain.

"Percy…"

Big Shaq looked around to see his dead friends and that chick Artemis.

"You have to defeat Harry with lag." Said Artemis.

"The problem is," whined Big Shaq, "MY WEAKNESS IS LAG, I CAN'T HANDLE IT!"

"Good point," said Luke, "Just punch him really hard, he does look really stoned.

"Oh yeah, why didn't I think of that." Percy thought out loud.

Mind made up he walked up and poked Harry really hard.

Harry screamed in pain and died.

Epilogue:

Zeus tried to be the overbearing dad.

"What are your intentions with my daughter, Dankson?"

-Big Shaq/Percy Dankson has changed his name to Barry McCockinner.

That done, everyone lived happily ever after, with no lag, unlimited Roblox sex-dungeon-roleplay-servers, Bin Weevils accounts, memes and wonderful WiFi.

That's it folks. I want to thank you guys for sitting through this story. It's been real emotional and just today I looked back at my first chapter and nearly cried. You've been wonderful fans, and for that I allow you to use my totally original plot and story.

Barry McCockinner