My name is Yoshino Koiwai. My family have been servants to the Adagaki family for over three hundred years. Three hundred years and still… they treat us like shit. They treat us like shit and still we have to bite our tongues and do as they say. It's not fair.

It was a Sunday afternoon and I was cleaning one of many hallways in their giant mansion when she appeared. Aki stood the doorway to the kitchen, holding a full mug of tea. She glared at me but I just stared stoically back.

The death stare stopped and an evil smile crept onto her face. 'Now what was she up to?' I wondered.

She let go of the mug. The porcelain cup fell to the ground and smashed into pieces; the tea splattering everywhere.

"Sorry Koiwai. Do you mind cleaning that up for me?" she hissed with an evil smile. I nodded and bowed respectfully as she turned around and walked off.

What a bitch. Everyone at school was right; she really was an evil princess. I ditched my broom and went to the store cupboard to get a dustpan and brush to sweep up the broken pieces of the mug. While I was in their I prayed that one day, someday, I could get my revenge. At the time I didn't know, but my prayers were going to be answered.

A/N: Get ready for a saga of some of the stupidest parodies you'll have ever read. Please enjoy the first chapter of one of six planned parodies. I know that in this the relationship between Aki and Koiwai is a little darker than in the show but the plot demands it. Next chapter will be out...in not long. Thank you for reading, goodnight.