Hello hello! This is BlueRaptor629, bringing you another chapter!
Sorry it took so long to update this. I have some things to do and issues to work out like writer's block and such.
With that said, let's go!
Disclaimer: I only own the OCs that appear in this story.
Chapter 5: Assembly Time
(In a room, at the old campus)
"Thank you for your help, children. I really appreciate it." Korosensei said to both Isogai and Kataoka. It is another wonderful day at the old building of the Kunigaoka Junior High School... and it seems to be a perfect day for another attempt assassinations.
"You may have a lot of hands than the rest of us, but it's still be a stretch if you can lift all of these lab equipments by yourself." Kataoka remarked as she and Isogai starts lifting the equipment off of the table.
"Exactly. Now it's a one-man job." Korosensei replied as he carry some of the equipment himself. "No wonder you're the class officers. So reliable."
"Thanks. But you really could've done this by yourself." Isogai said. "Couple of trips, back and forth..."
"I suppose I could..." Korosensei said. "But the more the merrier, eh?"
"Sir, I have a question." Isogai said as he wants to ask a question.
"Yes?"
"Are you starting to feel at home? Like with all of us?" Isogai asked.
"Wow... I can't believe that you really asking him that." Kataoka said to Isogai.
"To put in those terms, l say that I am incredibly at home." Korosensei answered as he begins to make his way to the exit.
"That's strange." Kataoka said as Korosensei turns to her.
"Really?" Korosensei asked as he and two other students exit the room...
(In the chemistry lab)
'This is... awkward.' Yamada thought as he is glared... by Hayami. 'Is she really that mad at me for what happened yesterday?'
"Hey, Ya-kun... why is Hayami glaring at you?" Yada asked him as she's sitting next to him.
"No special reason." Yamada lied as he thinks back about what happened yesterday...
(Flashback)
Yamada is currently walking on the streets as he heads towards a pet store in order to buy dog food. It was weekend, so he's wearing a casual attire.
"Gotta get some food for Dover. I'm sure his hungry by now." Yamada muttered.
After several minutes of walking, he arrived at the pet store.
"All right. Let's go—Oh..." Yamada said as he frozen in place on a sight of someone he didn't expect to see in the place... It was Hayami, who was staring at a cat. It doesn't help that she's blushing at seeing it.
'Isn't she the serious looking girl from my class? Hayami... I believed that was her name.' Yamada thought as he kept examining at her. 'I gotta say though... she's rather cute when she's not all serious like.' He thought as the aforementioned girl noticed him before frozen as well.
"You...!" Hayami said as she widen her eyes and is blushing.
It was silent for quite between the two junior high school students as it lasted for a few minutes.
"I'll... just pretend that I didn't see... whatever you're doing right now." Yamada said awkwardly as he just walk passed Hayami and proceeded to purchase the dog food and left the pet shop. The transfer student felt the intense glare coming from her because Yamada have seen something he shouldn't see.
(Flashback end)
'That was intense back there... I can still feel it even now.' Yamada thought as he feel chills down on his spine when Hayami glared at him. 'I may need to deal with this before it's becoming a problem.' He thought as he sees Maehara, Okajima, and Mimura getting ready to ambush Korosensei.
'Isn't this too obvious...?' Yamada thought as he sweatdrops. When the door finally slides open, the three students begin to attack Korosensei. However he manages to dodge their attacks and grab on the equipment he was holding at the same time.
"And then there's the whole assassination thing going on..." Isogai said as Korosensei grab the cases he and Kataoka was holding.
"Nurufufufufu! A vital part of my role, mind you." Korosensei said as he proceeds to put the equipments in each table while dodging the assault. "Teacher-target... be careful not to separate the two." As he puts the last tripod on a table, the three students then stop what they're doing while breathing heavily.
"Did he seriously just dodge three knives while prepping lab?" Maehara asked rhetorically as Isogai approaches them.
"Hey, Maehara. You're okay?" Isogai asked.
"Yeah..." Maehara answered as he turns to Isogai.
"They should know by now that was too obvious." Karma said as he turns to Korosensei. "Am I right, teach?" He asked rhetorically as Korosensei move towards the blackboard.
"Alright, boys and girls. Let's begin." Korosensei said towards everyone as he prepare to give the students another lesson. As he walks, Okuda tenses up as if she wants to pull something, but she doesn't have the courage to do so... not yet at least.
After a while, Korosensei is doing an experimentation or some kind using a rope string thar was covered in red coloring from a strawberry flavored poki stick. He proceeds to put water into the beaker via a dropper as the water turns red, because it's reaction with the rope before he lifts up the rope.
"Now it's bright red."
"Ta da! And that's how you extract the coloring from processed foods." Korosensei explained as he begins to hastily snatch every last food the students have, including Yamada's.
"Hey! What gives!" Yamada complained as Korosensei is holding the food on his main tentacles.
"I'll uh... I'll just take the leftover sample now. Excuse me!" Korosensei said as he disappears and reappears as he done stashing the foods, but some of the students aren't happy about this.
"Wait! We bought these for ourselves!" Mimura complained.
'Note to self: don't bring any junk food around Korosensei.' Yamada thought.
"Is it me or did he just use the lab to support his junk food habit between paychecks?" Maehara asked.
"My question is that why a super organism like him living with a teacher's salary in the first place?" Kataoka added as she and everyone else see Okuda approaching Korosensei.
"Eh?" Korosensei said as he notices the glasses girl in front of him.
"I... uh... well..." Okuda shyly said.
"Go on. Speak up, Okuda." Korosensei urged the girl in front of him as she speaks up.
"Um..." Okuda said as she shows Korosensei two test tubes and a flask, possibly filled with toxic substances. "Poison, sir! Would you drink it, please?"
"Well, she didn't beat around the bush." Maehara noted as several students in the class begin to talk regarding Okuda.
"I'm sorry." Okuda apologized. "... Is this weird?"
"It... certainly is a very straightforward assassination attempt, I'll give you that." Korosensei answered.
"See... the thing, sir... I'm not good at being sneaky." Okuda explained. "I mean, everyone else is so good at this stuff. But me? The only thing I'm good at is chemistry. And I put my heart and soul into the mixture."
"I respect that line of thinking, Okuda... but I don't think anyone would be willing to drink if you say it like that." Yamada said as he being elbowed by Yada. "Ow!"
"Your heart and soul?" Korosensei repeated. "Don't mind of I do then!" He said as he drinks one of the tubes before reacting painfully as everyone talks about it... then his face turns blue and grow two horns on his head and spikes on the back of his head, imitating a certain SEGA mascot.
"... Or it just grew some horns." Isogai commented.
"Quite a kick. Sodium hydroxide, I believe?" Korosensei said before rhetorically asking. "Good try, Miss Okuda. If I were human, I would certainly have bought the farm."
"Oh, I see..." Okuda said.
"Shall I try the other two?" Korosensei asked.
"Yes please!" Okuda said.
"Alrighty then. Down the hatch." Korosensei said as he drinks another tube. Then, he reacting again, with the gagging and everything. Next thing everyone know, his face turns to mint green as he grow a different set of horns as well as a pair of wings on the side of his head.
"Okay... this is getting downright ridiculous." Yamada commented as Korosensei turns to the glasses girl.
"Thallium acetate. Interesting." Korosensei said as he raises the flask he's holding. "Let's see what the last one, shall we?" He said as he drinks the flask. Once he's done, he begin screaming in pain and gagging... before his face turns light gray and with no expression on his face.
"That's boring." Kayano said as Korosensei said something about aqua regia being the substance on the flask.
"This is keep being weirder and weirder..."
"I don't like this look. It's creeping me out."
"So poison can turn him into an emoticon?"
Those are the students commentaries as Korosensei keeps going on and on about the effects of the aforementioned substance.
"If you hate me, I understand. But please, don't hate assassination." Korosensei said as if his voice is dried up.
'What is that even supposed to mean!?' Okajima thought as it doesn't take Korosensei long to go back to normal.
"Also, young lady. As your teacher, I can't overlook the fact that you handled toxic substances unsupervised." Korosensei reprimanded Okuda.
"Yes, sir. Sorry, sir." Okuda said.
"Don't worry, I have an idea." Korosensei said. "Why don't we work together on a poison that has little bit more of a kick?"
"That's a great idea." Okuda said as she agreed on Korosensei's suggestion... more or less.
"I don't think this going to end well." Kayano commented.
"Might get some good notes, if you ask me." Nagisa added.
After that, some of the students are playing "Assassination Badminton" again as Karasuma observes them from the window. Then, Irina or "Professor Bitch" as the students called her, approach the lone man.
"Hey there, big boy. How's tricks?" Irina said in a flirty tone. "It's an absolute sauna in here." She commented as she grabs on one of the man's shoulders. "Aren't you on fire?"
"That's about a word I would use, but no." Karasuma answered, causing Irina to pout. "Look, save the act for the target. Back off."
"You're such a killjoy, you know that." Irina said.
"Look, if you're going to cut here as a teacher, then you better pull it together. I thought we have discussed this." Karasuma reprimanded.
"For your information, it's not an act. It's literally hotter than hell in this dump." Irina replied. "How do they expect these kids to function without AC?"
"I have tried to put in several request for renovations, but the funds right there... or so I'm told." Karasuma explained.
"Seriously?" Irina said as they hear some students talking before resuming to play.
"Yeah... It can't be help. It's how things are around here." Karasuma replied.
(With Yamada)
"Wow. They're really good at it." Yamada said as he also watching the others playing the badminton, albeit from the staircase near the field. "They got potential, no denying that..." He said as he stare at one of his hands for quite awhile. 'I wonder how's Doc been doing right now? I hope something doesn't happen to him.'
While he's currently pondering, Hayami approaches him.
"Hey." Hayami said as Yamada breaks from his thoughts and notices her.
"Oh. Hey, Hayami." Yamada greeted as he tried not to be awkward.
"Listen. About earlier..." Hayami said before bowing in an apologizing manner. "I'm sorry for giving a cold stare."
"It's all good." Yamada replied. "And don't worry about that, your secret's safe with me."
"Yes." Hayami said as she sits beside Yamada. "By the way, why did you come to the pet shop the other day?"
"Buying some food for my dog, Dover." Yamada said before asking. "I love all animals really, especially dogs and cats."
"I see." Hayami said. "You may already know this, but..."
"But what...?" Yamada asked as the pigtail girl stuttered.
"I... like cats. Especially kittens." Hayami said.
"Oh, alright. That makes sense actually." Yamada said before explaining. "In the outside, you're serious, straightforward, and not too mention stoic. But underneath it all, you're quite the softie."
"S-Shut up!" Hayami said as she blushes. "It-Its not that I have interest with you or anything! Just because you like animals too! Don't get the wrong idea."
"Okay okay. I'll stop." Yamada said as he can't stop smiling at her. "In any rate, is there something else you want to talk too?"
"There's one actually." Hayami replied.
"All right. Fire it away." Yamada said.
"You're quite skilled in both combat and marksmanship. Where did you learn those skills?" As Hayami asked that, Yamada tenses up as he gulped.
"That's... not something I want to talk about right now." Yamada said, refusing to answer Hayami's question. "Sorry."
"It's okay. I won't pry any further." Hayami said before she mutters rather quietly. "Maybe he can teach me..."
"What was that?" Yamada asked as he manages to heard Hayami, who is surprised that he heard her.
"Nothing. Nothing for you to know." Hayami said as she stands up. "Anyway, I'll see you later then."
"Yeah. Take care, Hayami." Yamada said as Hayami head back to the old campus building.
(In after school)
Inside the lab are Korosensei and Okuda, who are currently working on a poison. The rest are already head home.
"Okey dokey. We're ready to add it to the ethanol, I think." Korosensei said. "Now, be extra careful. Don't breathe in the fumes."
"Got it." Okuda replied as she's holding a tube with her tongs (the equipment one, not the underwear one).
"It's a shame that your enthusiasm doesn't extend to other subjects." Korosensei remarked.
"Uh... Everything else seems to go over my head. Especially when it comes Language, Arts, and stuff. That's why I'm here, I guess." Okuda explained as Korosensei continues to stare at her. "I never knew the right thing to say. The words don't come out or I'll get turned around. Tell me to express myself, and I just... seized up"
"Hmm..." Korosensei hummed.
"It's okay. I don't mind so much." Okuda said. "At least with Math and Science, there's always a right answer. Everything spelled out for you. They're concise. No double meaning, no weird feels, no worrying that someone will take your words the wrong way. It makes perfect sense."
"I see the appeal." Korosensei said. "Tell you what, Okuda. I have special homework assignment, just for you." He said as he pulls out some cards from his coat and hands them to the glasses girl.
Okuda can only be surprised at her teacher's willingness to help.
"Remember though; safety first." Korosensei said.
(The next day)
As the bell rings once more, the students enter their classroom, their usual classroom.
Yamada is currently talking with Nagisa at the moment.
"Are you absolute sure that you're a guy, not a girl?" He asked the blue haired girl-looking boy.
"Yeah, I really am a guy. Most people mistook me for a girl." Nagisa said as he turns Sugino. "Right, Sugino?"
"Yeah. I was like you too when I first met Nagisa." Sugino commented.
"I see." Yamada said as he has a manga about safety procedures for handling chemistry. "To be fair, I almost took you for a girl. No offense or anything."
"None taken." Nagisa said as the two of them turns to Okuda, who is carrying a flask with poison on it... or so she thought. She is currently talking with Kayano.
"Gotta say, the teach went and made a manga about safety procedures and guidelines regarding the proper use of the storage. Pretty impressive if you ask me." Yamada commented as he looks the said item on his hand along with Nagisa and Sugino.
"Yup. Going to an extra mile, yet again." Nagisa added.
"I know he's unconventional and all, but giving us the goods on a poison that'll eventually kill him?" Sugino commented.
"I know, right? I think it's his way for encouraging me." Okuda said.
"I dunno about that, but I feel like there's an ulterior motive for helping you." Yamada commented.
"That might sounds about right, Yamada." Nagisa said to him. "But we'll just see."
As Nagisa said that, Korosensei enters the classroom.
"Good morning, everyone. Take your seat." Korosensei greeted as Yamada goes back to his seat.
"Here's your chance!" Nagisa advised.
"Just give it to him!" Kayano added as Okuda approaches Korosensei and hands him the substance.
"Here it is. Just like you asked." Okuda said.
"Ah yes. Thank you." Korosensei said as he takes the flask off of her hands. "This here's to your health, children. Salute." He said as he pulls the cork and drinks the poison, every last drop of it.
'This is not going to end well.' Yamada thought as Korosensei's eyes glows red as veins start showing up on his face and tentacles.
"Hehehahahahahaha! I thank you, Okuda." Korosensei said after he laughed maniacally. "Thank you very much indeed! This concoction is precisely what I needed to level up!"
"Wait... you... I don't..." Okuda said while shocked as Korosensei begin screaming... until he's turned into a gray liquid.
"Phew..."
"He melted!?" Most of E-Class Students exclaimed in shock at the sight of Korosensei's current form.
'Oh yeah. I hate it when I'm right.' Yamada thought as he sweatdrops.
"You didn't actually think it was poison, did you?" Korosensei said in a slithery tone of voice. "On the contrary, I had you whip up a special tonic, designed to increase my fluidity." He then moves around quickly before getting inside Kataoka's desk.
"What are you doing?" Kataoka asked as she sweatdrops.
"In liquid form, I fit comfortably to the tightest nooks and crannies." Korosensei explained. "What's more, I lose none of my speed!" As he said that, he proceeds to move extreme fast.
"This is messed up, dude!"
"What in the world did you give him!?"
Most of the students are having a hard time on trying to land a hit on Korosensei. Because of his current form, they're unable to.
'I have to say, that was a smart move tricking her like that.' Yamada thought as he has difficultly to see where Korosensei is going.
"You tricked me! That's not fair!" Okuda said as Korosensei hangs on the corner, near the door.
"Fair? Verbal deception is a vital part of the successful assassin's tool kit." Korosensei said.
"What're you talking about, sir?" Nagisa asked.
"Approaching the target so naively is a good way to fail at your mission." Korosensei answered. "Even the deadliest of poison is useless if you can't persuade your mark to drink it." He then starts descending towards the floor. "Nagisa, say you wanted to poison me. How might you go about it?"
"Let me think..." Nagisa said. "I'd probably putting something you like." He replied. "... And then I guess I offer to you as a gift."
"That's seem an acceptable answer." Korosensei said as he turns to Yamada. "Yamada, what about you?"
"To be honest, my approach isn't so different with Nagisa's. Except that I need to make you think that I'm also drinking it, but I'm actually not." Yamada answered as Korosensei starts slithering towards the coat he usually wears.
"Excellent. You see, to deceive someone, you have to get inside their heads. Know what they're respond to." Korosensei explained. "Use language creatively." He said as he turns back to normal. "In poisoning, as in life, the key to a success is communication."
Okuda and the others (excluding Karma) realize what he's trying to say.
"Imagine that one day you make an earth-shattering scientific discovery." Korosensei said as he stands up. "How can it benefit mankind if it stays locked inside your head? Knowing the right thing to say can make all the difference, right?"
Okuda stares at Korosensei before nodding at him with a smile.
"Right! Thank you sir." Okuda replied as most of the students smiles at the sight with Karma lets out a laughter.
"Nice move, teach." Karma said. "Turn the table, huh? No kidding."
"Yeah that was a quite the show." Yamada added.
'Leave it to Korosensei. To him, even a student that tries to kill him with poison is still... first and foremost... a student. We're a long way off for being able to kill him. He's that good.' Nagisa thought as he stares on Korosensei with a smile.
(During lunch break)
Today is so happens to be assembly day as the E-Class head towards the main campus during their lunch break. However, walking down towards it isn't going to be easy one.
The students is divided into several groups as they venture down towards the main campus.
"Quit dragging your feet! If we showed up late again, there's no telling what kind of messed-up stuff they'll make us do." Isogai reprimanded Maehara as he continues walking down. With him is Maeharo, Okano, and of course, Yamada.
"Is that really that bad?" Yamada asked.
"One could say that, Yamada." Okano answered. "The last time, we had to clean the flowerbeds."
"No kidding. The things are the size of a house." Maehara added.
"Says you, we did all the work." Isogai retorted.
"Ugh! This suck!" Okano shouted. "Can somebody explain to me why we're the only students in this school who had to put up with this crap!?"
(In the FanFiction Writer Dimension: BlueRaptor629's room)
Writer's Explanation Time!
"Hello again! Welcome to another session of "Writer's Explanation Time" with me, BlueRaptor629."
(Clear throat)
"In this session, I'm going to explain a little something regarding today's chapter."
(He then draws a map of E-Class's building to the main building of the school)
"As you already know, E-Class are right here in the old campus."
(He points at the picture of the old building)
"So naturally, they have to make their way towards the main building. Normally, they wouldn't allow E-Class to be in the main building. However, they will be allowed should their be the assembly on the main campus on their lunch break."
(With Mimura, Chiba, and Okajima)
"Ah! The stupid bridge is out!" Okajima said as before he and Chiba fall towards the river underneath a bridge that just coincidentally collapsed.
"No way! Who's the genius who told us this was the shortcut!?" Mimura exclaimed as he manages to fish out Chiba, but not Okajima.
"Okajima!" Mimura shouted towards Okajima as he is carried away...
"Discipline is key! Especially for E-Class slobs. And nothing beats discipline than lining up inside the gymnasium for a special assembly!"
(Random people saying "Yeah!")
(With Yada, Hara, and Fuwa)
"Aah! Why there's snakes!?" The girls exclaimed as they encountered a swarm of snakes... with Okajima suddenly appear and got snakes on his body.
"Watch out, Okajima!" They said towards Okajima.
(BlueRaptor629 know wears a black framed sunglasses and wielding a kendo stick)
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(Bursting from the door is "another" BlueRaptor629 along with two police officers)
"There he is, officers! He broke into my room when my back is turned!"
"What!? I'm the real BlueRaptor629!"
"You think you can fool everyone by disguising into me, but not me. Let's show the readers who you really are!"
(The "real" BlueRaptor629 then proceeds unveil the "imposter", revealing him to be Kunidon)
"I should known it was you. Arrest him!"
"Sir, please come with us. You're under arrest for unlawful entry and impersonation."
"Unhand me! I'm supposed to be the one who do this thing, not that E-Class lover! It's me! ME!"
(The two police officers carried the Kunidon out of the room as BlueRaptor629 sighed)
"Sorry you had to see that, readers. I literally had no idea how did he break into this room. I guess I need to maximize the security system in case he comes back."
(Clear throat)
"Welp, seeing my explanation got explained by that imposter, there's nothing left for me to say but back to the chapter!"
(With Terasaka's group)
"Ahh! Why there's falling boulders here!?" The group consists of Terasaka, Yoshida, Muramatsu, and Hazama exclaimed as they barely dodge boulders that suddenly appeared in front of them.
Then, Okajima appears as one boulder is chasing him.
"Oh crap! Look out, Okajima!" They said towards Okajima as the boulder keeps chasing him.
(With Nagisa's group)
"Ahh! Who in their right mind to pop a beehive!?" Sugino exclaimed as they're swarming by an angry bee swarms. Nagisa's group consists of him, Sugino, Kayano, Okuda, Kanzaki, and Sugaya.
Then Okajima conveniently shows up and the bees starts swarming him instead, just as he managed to get away from a boulder.
"Look out, Okajima!" The girls of Nagisa's group said as they see Okajima kept being chase by the bees.
"He's uh... not having a good day, is he?" Sugino asked at the poor boy's misfortune. "Hope poor guy's alright."
"Me too." Nagisa added as his group continues to venture down.
After a few steps, they decided to stop in order to recover their stamina as they currently lying down on the ground, with Nagisa resting under a tree.
"Can we be done with the rocks, and the bees, and the things tried to kill us?" Kayano asked as she catch her breath.
"Good thing there's Okajima, taking the brunt of them." Sugino said as Karasuma approaches them.
"Is everyone alright?" He asked them.
"Mostly everyone are, sir." Nagisa answered.
"Good. No rush." Karasuma said as he looks at his wristwatch. "In fact at this rate, we'll be able to make it in barely excellent time."
"Wait for me!" Irina's voice can be heard as she they see her running towards them... on heels. Once she caught up to them, she kneeled in a exhaustion as she catches her breath. "No one said anything about a class trip during lunch."
"Yeah. No offense Professor, but you look wrecked." Sugino remarked.
"You try running through nature in heels!" Irina retorted.
"Mr. Karasuma, where's Korosensei?" Nagisa asked as he sees the octopus like teacher's absence.
"We told him to stay in the old campus, for security reasons. It wouldn't do for the other students too see him."
(With Korosensei)
Speaking of Korosensei, he's currently looking towards the window from the old campus' faculty office. His face is like that from yesterday when drinking one of Okuda's poison.
"I'm all alone." He simply said with a straight face. Then a bird suddenly appears as it lands on his head.
(With the others)
"Well, the main campus isn't further away." Karasuma said. "Are you ready?
"Yeah." The students said as they continue march towards the main campus.
Just as Karasuma said, they shortly arrived in the main campus, but most of them are lying down im order to catch their breath.
"That... sincerely suck." Okajima commented as he still has snakes on him.
"You know, I'm surprised there something like bunch of snakes on our way here." Yamada said as he turns to Yada. "Hey, you okay there?"
"I'm fine. I'm used to this... I think." Yada said as she catch her breath.
"Well, at least we're not late." Isogai noted.
"No idea how that happened." Maehara commented as Isogai turns to his classmates.
"Hurry up, people! We have to get in line before they start.
"Okay." Everyone said as those who are lying on the ground get up and make their way towards the gym, where the assembly held.
As they done lining up there, the other students from the main campus have arrived and begin to line up... but not before noticing and belittling the E-Class of course.
"Hey! Nagisa!" A familar, irritating voice appears as Nagisa turns to the source... it belonged to one of the two students that bullied Nagisa in the other day. But more specifically, the young man with the glasses said it. "Wow, look it you guys! I'm surprised you made it. Must have been a hell of trek down the mountain!" He said sarcastically as he and his friend laughed at him.
"Oh yeah? Let's see you two do better! Yamada said as Nagisa and the other two look towards Yamada. "That is... if you can."
"Yamada..." Nagisa said.
"Huh, so you must be that transfer student from the states, huh?" The glasses asked before he don his smug smile. "What rotten luck to land on E-Class on your very first day at school."
"Well, at least I'm not as ugly as you two schmucks." Yamada said as some of the students there gasped at the boy's bold statement.
"What was that?" The glasses boy asked in anger.
"You better watch what you're saying, noob." The fat one added.
"Oh yeah. I'll watch it when you look in the mirror." Yamada retorted as some of his chuckles at them two bullies can only scoffed in frustration so that they won't make a scene.
"You know, you aren't supposed to provoke them, Ya-kun." Yada advised.
"Nah, they had it coming actually." Yamada replied.
All the teachers do during the assembly is mocking E-Class with the other students laughing at them. Even the dean is making fun of them.
'Guess the discrimination is very real here. I mean, what kind of sicko would support these behaviors?' Yamada thought as he has seen other students made fun of his classmates.
"Now now. It's unkind to laugh at their expense." The dean of the school reprimanded them, but he actually supported them.
"Hey, Nagisa. Where's Karma?" Sugaya asked him.
"Because he's ditching." Nagisa answered.
"What? Is he out of his mind?"
"It's not because he doesn't know he'll catch hell for ditching the assembly, he just doesn't care." Nagisa further explaining. "Wish I had the grades to get away from that. They probably just throw me up."
"Yeah... ain't that the truth." Sugaya noted.
After several have passed in the assembly, The other students from the main campus sees Karasuma as he was seen introducing himself to a female teacher. They began talking about it.
"Hey, who is that? Never seen him before?"
"He looks way too cool to be a teacher."
After introducing himself, Karasuma then turns to Nakamura and Kurahashi, who are talking about something. He then widen his eyes as he notices on what's on the two girls' hand.
"Hey, check it, Mr. K." Nakamura said as she and Kurahashi shows him their knife cases, which they decorated.
"What do you think?" Kurahashi asked.
"So stylish, right?" Nakamura added as he approaches them to their faces.
"Their adorable, alright. But put them away." Karasuma advised. "We're supposed to keep this on the DL. The other students can't know."
"Oh. Sorry." Both of them said as more talks can be heard from the other students.
"I think he's the new E-Class teacher." One student noted.
"Looks like he's big on the hands-on approach." A female student said.
"No fair. Why can't our teachers be that hot? I mean seriously, is there some kind of rule?" Another female student asked as a male student notices another newcomer... that is Irina, who unknowingly earning various looks from the students and the teachers (especially male ones) as she walks by.
"Whoa! Who's the boobalicious, foreign-looking chick!?" A male student asked as the E-Class soon notice her.
"*whistle* Talk about a quick recovery." Yamada said. "One minute she's super exhausted while recovered in the next."
(Flashback)
As everyone else move towards the assembly, Irina was the only one who's still exhausted from the trip.
"Slow down... I'm dying..." She said while catching her breath as she tries to reach out towards the students.
(Flashback end)
"I guess the Professor has more bite than her bark, eh?" Yamada commented as Irina go towards Karasuma and stands near him.
"Don't tell me she's another E-Class teacher too?"
"First that smart-mouthed transfer student, then there's two teachers. What kind class is that!?"
Then, Karasuma then speak up without turning to her.
"What are you doing here?" Karasuma asked.
"Don't even try to pull rank on me. I'm an educator just like you are." Irina answered.
"So, you finally embracing your role?" Karasuma replied before asking again.
"Or I just need an excuse to scope out the student body." Irina answered as she unknowingly earning a look from the two bullies. "Mee-oww. Said nobody ever... Oh, that's right." She said before she realizes what is intend to the as she makes her way towards Nagisa.
"Nagisa, the octopus isn't around. Talk to me." Irina said as she's finally in front of the boy. "Give me some intel. You're still keeping the record of all that ooey-gooey bastard's vulnerable points. Let your teacher peek at your notebook and I'll make you worth a while."
'Is that really the time to asking him that?' Yamada thought while looking towards them with sweatdrop.
"I uhh... add anything to it ever since the last time you looked." Nagisa replied to the blond teacher.
"Please, sweetheart. You and I both know that you're keeping the good stuff all to your lonesome." Irina said, trying to convince Nagisa.
"Actually, I-" Nagisa said before he's interrupted.
"Oh come now, kid. Tell me." Irina said before she pull Nagisa towards her chest. "Or I'll smother you."
"Stop it, Professor Bitch!" Nagisa said loudly as Kayano can be seen looking at the scene with eyes blank white. "I can't breathe in with your enormous tatas!"
'What a teacher...!' The spiky haired bully thought as he and his friend are blushing with nosebleeds on them.
'What a... bitch...!' The glasses bully thought.
"What the hell!? Are you kidding me!?" A male student exclaimed as he begins to receive a paper just like the others... except E-Class, of course.
"The "end-class" douchebag aren't supposed to get special perks!" The other male student said as Karasuma comes and takes Irina away from Nagisa.
"Okay. All of the student council events are all detailed in the handouts you all have been given..." The other glasses boy with a dark green hair said as he goes on and on before Okajima speaks up.
"Uh... hang on! How come we don't get any?" Okajima complained as Isogai turns to the boy.
"Um... Excuse me! E-Class didn't get the handout." Isogai said as he raises his hand.
Then the glasses boy turns to Isogai. "Oh, really? That's kinda bizzare, huh?" He said before sporting a mocking grin. "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought for sure we've printed enough for "everyone". Guess E-Class just have to memorize it of from your neighbors." He mocked as most of the students from the main campus laughed at E-Class. "That works out for the best, really. I mean, you people could use some kinda mental exercise, I'm guessing."
'Even the student councils are being a dick towards us.' Yamada thought.
"What a prick." Irina commented. As a professional assassin she is, even she can tell that was a rude response. "Someone should just slap the-"
Before she could finish, gusts of wind suddenly appear around E-Class. And next thing they know, they all receive the handouts that just... appeared in thin air. There could only be one thing...
"There you go, Isogai." A familiar voice said as some of the students look right... and see Korosensei standing besides Karasuma, twirling his pen. He also put on his disguises from the other day.
"Seriously...!?" Karasuma muttered as he and Irina notice Korosensei.
"That should take care of it, I think." Korosensei said. "All of you have the copy of the handout now, okay?" He said. It's implied that he handwritten them himself.
"Yes, sir." Isogai said as he turns to the green haired boy. "Never mind, we have some. My mistake, sorry."
"You what!?" The green haired boy exclaimed. "But, I... How did you...!? Okay, who's the wise guy!? Who killed our funds!?" He asked to no one in particular before going back on topic with clearing his throat. "As I was saying before, if you take a closer look at the event schedule, you'll notice we have a quite a few things..."
As he continues to explain, Karasuma then strikes up a conversation with Korosensei.
"I thought we agreed that we couldn't let the other students see you!" Karasuma reminded Korosensei with minimal voice, so he doesn't earn the attentions of others. "What part of "stay secret" do you refuse to understand!?"
"Relax. This disguise is flawless! No one is suspecting a thing." Korosensei answered, also with minimal voice. Though him wriggling his main tentacles around makes him stick out like a sore thumb.
"Looks like somebody got a little lonely." Nagisa remarked as he sees them.
"Can't say I blame him, though." Sugino added as the other students begin to notice Korosensei.
"Hey, was that teacher just standing there a second ago?" A male student asked.
"I dunno, but what's him... all big and like... wriggly." His friend added as Irina move closer towards Korosensei and proceeds to try to stab him, but the latter dodge it. But not in Mach 20, because he'll attract some unwanted attentions.
"Yeah. And what's with that chick, trying to stab him?" The first male student asked.
"Wait. Is that thing? Can she do that?" The second male student said as Karasuma intervenes and subdues her by putting her in a hold.
"I can get him, let go!" Irina whined.
"Come on!" Karasuma said as he takes her away before she made a major problem. The first male student can only sweat drops towards the... bizarre scene.
"And the other one is putting her in some kinda hold." He said.
"That class's crazy." His friend commented as most of the students from the main campus see E-Class laughs at the sight... something that they don't like seeing E-Class have a good time.
"I'll say this much, she never quits." Sugimo said as a few other students doesn't like E-Class looking happy, including Nagisa's two bullies. They seemed to be jealous.
Of course... that's nothing compared to a particular girl, who is looking towards Yamada with contempt. She has a long, flowing black hair that reaches her upper part of her body like two certain girls in E-Class (I meant Kanzaki and Nakamura). Her bangs only covers her forehead, so you can see her cold, blue eyes that is quite similar to Nagisa. The noticeable trait is that she has a single blue bang that went above her left eye. Like all the rest, she wears the school's uniform.
"Just when I finally gets to settle in, you showed up." The girl angrily muttered before smiling menacingly. "But on the bright side, I finally get to settle an old score with that fool." She said as she sets her sights on his childhood friend, Yada. 'I wonder how he'll react when I mess with his childhood friend...?'
Yada's pov
After the assembly, I decides to wait for him somewhere in the main campus as she sitting by a pillar.
"Ugh... What's taking Ya-kun so much. He should be right here by now." I said as a water suddenly wets on her shirt.
"Oops. My bad... not that I feel bad for E-Class trash like you." I looked up and see a girl I'm unfamiliar with. She long black hair like Kanzaki, except she has a single blue bang above her left eye. She has eyes like Nagisa's... but her's different. And she wears our school's uniform.
"Can I help you?" I asked as I stands up.
"No, not really. I just came here to say hello. Seeing that you go to elementary school together." The girl said as I widen my eyes. How does she knows me!? More importantly, how does she know about Ya-kun!?
"Don't remember, huh? Of course, you don't. You always has that mutt, Hoshi on your brain."
"Hey! You take that back!" I shouted at her.
"Or what, huh? What E-Class trash can possibly do to me?" She taunted me as I notice some students looking at me with a smile on their face.
"We can kick your ass for starters." A familiar voice said as I turn to the source... It's Muramatsu. Alongside him is Ya-kun.
"Muramatsu... Ya-kun..." I said.
"If I'm being perfectly honest, I didn't expect to see you here, Onodera." Ya-kun said to the girl...
Wait... Onodera? As in... Asuna Onodera!? She's Ya-kun's rival in elementary school.
"Oh look, who's finally came back after all these years?" Onodera said mockingly as she turns to Ya-kun. "And not to mention that you're in E-Class on your very first day. You must be suffering there, righ?"
"Nah, it's quite the opposite." Ya-kun retorted. "Better than being in the same class as you, witch."
"Thank you. You have reminded me how much I loathed you, mutt." Onodera replied with venom in her words. "Just so you know, I have been waiting for a long time to finally settle an old score with you. I'll beat you in midterms. Just like how other E-Class trashs failed at staying in our main campus."
"Oh? Those are big words right there." Muramatsu added. "We won't be like last time, Onodera. So you better watch your back."
"Like Muramatsu said, things gonna be different since they have Karma and me." Ya-kun said.
"I couldn't care less about Akabane or the other E-Class." Onodera said as she looks at him with a glare. "I only care about defeating you, Hoshi. And I'm going to enjoy it."
"Oh really?" Ya-kun said.
"Yes. In fact, If I score better than you. You have to submit to me unconditionally." Onodera said with a sadistic smile. "Of course, if you score better... well, I let you decide that. Because there's no way you'll ever beat me. I'm not that same, little girl anymore."
"Oh yeah? Then challenge accepted, Onodera." Ya-kun said as he and Onodera exchange glare before the latter leave. As does other students, who are watching.
"That... was intense." I said as I see Muramatsu and Ya-kun approaches me.
"Are you alright?" Ya-kun asked me.
"Yeah. I think she was messing with you a little." Muramatsu asked.
"I'm fine. She just dump water on my shirt, that's all." I said.
"If you're fine, then it's all good." Ya-kun said.
"Hey, Yamada. I have to go to Terasaka now. Let's chat later, okay?" Muramatsu said as Ya-kun turns to him.
"Okay. Catch you later, buddy." Ya-kun said as Muramatsu leave us.
"Since when did you two got acquainted?" I asked.
"Since he happened to know you." Ya-kun answered. "I guess when I moved to the states, he takes my place, eh?"
"Yeah." I said. "Eventhough he always hangs around with Terasaka, he still the same." I said as I suddenly blushed, but I don't know why. "Of course, that applies to you too, Ya-kun."
"Oh shucks. You're making me nervous, Tou-chan." Ya-kun said as he scratches the back of his head. "Let's go back to the old campus, shall we?"
"Yes." I replied as we go back towards the old campus...
(In the principal's office)
Normal pov
A certain principle have watched two unusual events through a security camera.
"Interesting... a couple of E-Class students proceeded to shove their betters. On top of that, one of them is the transfer student, Yamada Hoshi." The principle said as he watches both Nagisa as well as Yamada and Yada from security cameras, implying that he saw the whole thing happened to them.
"What nonsense. Such behavior is unacceptable." The principle said. "It would appear a few tweaks are in order. Assassination can wait. For now my priority... is the status quo." The principle said as he has decided the best course of action to take care E-Class.
Next: Chapter 6: Test Time
There's chapter 5, I hope you like it!
And to clarify some things, Asuna Onodera is NOT the OC that will paired up with Karma. As stated above, she is Yamada's elementary school rival, so it's entirely a different OC.
And I know when I said that Kanzaki will be the sixth girl that joins Yamada's harem, but I can't help to wonder "What if there's someone who has eyes for Yamada from the main campus?" And there's Onodera came in. Maybe not now, but she may eventually warms up to him in the future.
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