Jimmy and Lois parachuted away from the explosion and back hole in the sky. As the singularity became stronger, they stopped falling and went towards it. "Jimmy, we're not going down," Lois said fearfully.

"Don't worry. I'm Special Forces," Jimmy replied.

Kara got out of the wreckage and saw the lone parachute about to get sucked into the black hole. "Jimmy," she realized.

Jimmy unhooked the parachute causing them to fall. "We should probably escape now," he said.

"But now we're falling to the ground," Lois complained.

"It's no pleasing with you," Jimmy grumbled.

Kara caught them both and used her strength to pull free of the black hole's pull. The three landed in a large area where buildings used to be. "I hope this doesn't put you off flying. Statistically speaking, it is the safest way to travel," Kara reminded them.

Lois simply gave Kara an exhausted look. Jimmy came over to Kara. "You look like you've had a rough day," he said.

"I got nuked...by Indians," she nodded.

"Want to make out?" Jimmy asked.

"Sure," Kara smiled.

Lois simply had her arms crossed as the two made out in the destroyed city. "I think you're forgetting something," Lois pointed out.

Kara looked over and saw Zod moving out of the wreckage. "Shit!" she realized.

Zod was on his knees devastated as his hopes and dreams were dashed. Kara flew over to him but kept her distance. "Look at this shit," he said sadly as he put dirt in his gloved hand.

"This could have been a new Krypton in this squalor, but you sided with the humans over us," Zod said dismayed.

"I was genetically programmed to be a warrior and defend my people. And every action that I take, no matter how fucked up, is for the greater good of my people. That was the sole purpose of my birth and now I have no people," he said angrily.

"That is what you have taken from me!" he concluded. "What do you have to say to this?"

"America," Kara said softly.

Zod rushed Kara and elbowed her hard across the field. "I'm going to kill each and every human one-by-one," Zod said.

"Including Jimmy?" Kara wondered.

"Yes, even him," Zod replied.

"You monster!" Kara cried out and flew at him.

The two met in the center creating a crater in the field. Kara was tossed into Wayne tower. Zod leaped into the building and attempted to use his heat vision for the first time. He fired off random laser bursts through the building.


The Wayne helicopter arrived in Metropolis as the world engine continued to blast Metropolis. US Air Force jets were falling out of the sky and exploding a short distance away. Bruce got out of the helicopter wearing a nice suit and shades.

"It's just terrible, Mr. Wayne," the pilot said.

"Yeah, too bad Batman isn't here," Bruce remarked.

"What?" the pilot asked.

"Never mind, where's my car?" Bruce said impatiently.

Bruce walked up to his SUV and drove like a madman through the city. As he went through the crowded streets, Bruce listened to classical music to drone out the screams of terror around him. He then took out a refreshing beer and started drinking it.

After nearly hitting a few cars, Bruce used his cell phone to call Jack still in Wayne tower. "So, yeah, get everyone out of the building," Bruce said casually.

"You really mean it, Sir? We can get off early?" Jack asked surprised. Looking out the window, he could see the world engine flatten the buildings around him.

"Look, this is a special case. Don't think it will happen again. Everyone is to come in on Sunday to make up for it," Bruce said.

"Thank you, Mr. Wayne, thank you. God Bless you," Jack said.

"Alright, see you later," Bruce said.


Kara suddenly slammed into Wayne tower shaking its very foundation. Jack began a prayer as lasers sliced around his floor. "Hail, Satan," he said softly as the building collapsed.

Bruce got out his car as Wayne tower collapsed. "God damn it, Shit, Fuck!" he said as the tower fell over. As the building hit the ground, dust swarmed the area.

Kara flew out of the ruined Wayne tower and Zod followed after her. The two fought in the air, and Kara was thrown into a parking center nearly destroying it. Zod kicked an oil truck at Kara. She managed to fly above it, but it exploded creating a large fireball.

"So pretty," Kara said as the flames roared around her.

Zod caught her distracted and started punching her. Kara punched back but then Zod kicked her to the ground. As she got up, Zod upper cut her high into the air. Zod leaped up the building to get to Kara who was casually flying.

"I guess he can't fly," she figured.

She flew down towards him and impacted in the center of the building causing multiple floors to collapse. Kara punched Zod into an unfinished building and then chased after him. As soon as she got there, Zod was ready to smack her with a piece of iron. Kara immediately used her heat vision on the iron cutting it in half but was still hit none-the-less by what was left of it. The sign that said 160 days of no accidents turned to 0 as Kara hit it.

"I was bred to be warrior. I trained my whole life to home in my senses. Where did you train? On a farm?" Zod said angrily.

"Actually...," Kara smiled as she recalled how she had never done a day's worth of farm work.

Zod unfastened his armor freeing himself of it. He rose into the air learning to fly for the first time. "Wow, you can fly now," Kara realized.

"I am going to open a can of whoop ass, now," Zod said.

Kara smirked and flew at Zod sending them both high in the air. The two battled with one another punching and kicking in the air. Kara got the better of the fight but then Zod disappeared in the city. Kara flew around looking for him. Zod came out of nowhere from inside a building and attacked her. The two crashed into some buildings and then Zod took hold her cape. He spun her around-and-around until he released her into several buildings.

Kara tumbled through these buildings and was then hit by Zod as she exited the last building. He wrestled with her into outer space. Kara tossed Zod into a satellite that happened to be owned by Bruce Wayne. Zod and Kara broke up the satellite and fell back into Earth's atmosphere.


"Time to play hero," Bruce said to himself and then checked his smile in the car mirror to make sure it was perfectly white.

Bruce ran into the dust and found some of his employees trapped under rubble. He came across Wallace Keef who was on the ground pinned down by an iron bar. "Wally?" Bruce recalled.

"Boss," Wallace said hopefully upon seeing him.

Bruce reached down and lifted the iron bar. He lifted it a few inches and then it fell right down on Keef's legs. "Oh God!" he said painfully.

"Alright, I'm a little out of shape," Bruce admitted.

"Please help me!" Keef screamed.

Bruce did a few stretches and tried again. The bar, again, slammed back down on Keef's legs. "I think the only way to save you is to amputate your legs," Bruce said gravely.

"What? You can't get something to move the bar off me?" Keef asked incredulous.

"I'm afraid not. Wait here while I get a saw," Bruce said.

Suddenly, Bruce saw a little girl about to be crushed. Bruce sprang into action and saved the girl just in time. "Where's your mom?" Bruce asked.

The girl pointed to the building. "Damn," Bruce remarked. "Well, shit," he concluded.

"What do I do now?" the little girl asked.

"How do you feel about bats?" Bruce asked.

"What?" the girl said.

Bruce was no longer paying attention. His satellite was burning up in Earth's atmosphere causing more destruction. He then saw Kara and Zod fighting in the air. "Damn it, why did it have to be in the day?"


Kara and Zod slammed into the roof of a train station center and then cracked the floor as they landed. Kara had Zod in a headlock, but he was still struggling against her. "How?" he asked as he couldn't get free of her.

"I would think it would be obvious to you guys. I've been on this planet my whole life. You guys come in a few days ago, and thought you would have the same strength as me? Please." Kara said.

"But you were raised on a farm," Zod objected.

"I've been training with Special Forces for a while now before you even arrived," Kara said. "Still, you did give me the best fight I have ever had," Kara complimented.

"You've been toying with me this whole time?" Zod asked outraged.

"Of course I did. It wouldn't be any fun if I defeated you within the first few seconds of the fight," Kara said as if it were obvious.

"I thought you loved the humans. You let all of those people die," Zod pointed out.

"I am not so much for humanity as I am against you. If you weren't such an asshole, maybe things would have worked out. We could have had our own planet and civilization. But you had to wreck my home and threaten Jimmy," Kara said.

"Who...the...fuck is Jimmy?" Zod gasped as Kara tightened her grip.

"Okay, I'm done," Kara said and then snapped Zod's neck.

Zod fell to the floor dead. Kara dusted off her hands and looked around at the frightened people around her. "What?" she said upon seeing their expression.

Lois entered the train station and found Kara and Zod's dead body. Jimmy was with her as well. "Nice," Jimmy said as he took pictures of Zod's dead body.

"Are you alright?" Lois asked concerned.

"Never better," Kara said.

"The two of you nearly destroyed the city," Lois remarked.

"He was a tough cookie," Kara said.

Jimmy continued to take shots. "Let's get a shot of you standing over the body."

Kara grinned and put her boot heal on Zod's body as she stood over him. "Alright, I need you to give me your war face," Jimmy said as he looked through his camera.

Kara gave her most determine face she could without laughing. "Got it," Jimmy said.

"Jimmy! This is a human rights violation to take pictures of a dead combatant," Lois objected.

"You have no idea how much these will sell for," Jimmy pointed out.

"I get at least half of the proceeds," Kara said.

"Sure," Jimmy nodded nonchalant.

"Alright, I should probably incinerate the body in case the government tries an experiment that creates an abomination," Kara said thoughtfully.

"Wait, Kara. What if the government does create an abomination? It would be even more powerful," Jimmy said.

"Right, I might finally have a challenge," Kara agreed nodding her head.

"Are you two crazy. The world is at stake," Lois said.

"I thought burning a dead combatant was a human rights violation too," Jimmy mocked.

"Fine, whatever," Lois said giving up.


Kara Kent entered the Daily Planet skyscraper and found the right office. "You'll do fine," Lois smiled at her as she approached Perry's office. Kara wasn't so sure as she entered his office.

"This resume is crap," Perry said.

"I have a recommendation from Lois Lane, a Pulitzer Prize journalist," Kara said brightly.

"Do you even know what a Pulitzer Prize is?" Perry asked skeptically.

"No, not really," Kara admitted.

"Unbelievable. Do you have any journalism experience?" Perry asked.

"One time I wrote an editorial about how the government should pay Kansas farmers not to farm," Kara said helpfully.

"Fascinating. Do you know anything about Football?" Perry asked.

"International or American football?" Kara asked.

"Kara, there is only one Football," Perry corrected. He sighed and looked at Kara as if he recognized her from somewhere else.

"What do you bring to the table?" Perry asked.

"I have a lifetime free flight membership," Kara said.

"You're hired," Perry agreed.

Kara left Perry's office and muttered "Cheap ass" as she exited.

"How did it go?" Lois asked concerned.

"I got the job," Kara smiled.

"Welcome to the Planet," Lois smiled.

"But I am already on the planet. I've been here thirty-three years," Kara pointed out.

"You ruined it. I can't believe you ruined this moment," Lois said shaking her head.

Jimmy entered the office with a camera in hand. "Jimmy, what are you doing here?" Kara asked happily.

"I work for the planet now as a part-time photographer, part-time mercenary," he said casually.

"Shoot, photograph, and mount," Kara smiled.

"Hell yeah," Jimmy agreed. "What shall we hunt this time, lions, tigers, or bears?"

Kara looked over at a random computer screen and saw something of interest. "How about a Bat?"