Zoosnuck the Hegnog

Chapter 1 - Death of the Antihero

Zoosnuck and Diamond walk into a bar Zoosnuck says 'Chaos Control' and 6 alcohol appears in front of him Diamond swoons Diamond swoons Suddenly, Dr. Eggman Robotnik runs in. HE KILLS A GUY! Diamond uses her DEMON POWERS and kills Dr. Eggman Robotnik

Zoosnuck says 'woah'

Zoom... It wasn't Eggman, It was just a copy. Shadow emerges from the egg.

"You two will pay dearly for your crimes against chaos" says Shadow.

Zoosnuck smirks. "You and what army, black boii?"

Diamond ignores the casual racism and swoons so hard rainbows shoot out and shadow BLOWS UP! Diamond screams.

"SHADOW! I LOVE YOU!"

She's so upset her tears crystallise They rip through Shadow's corpse and he turns to dust, Undertale style. Diamond kills a guy depressingly and flies away. "NO, WAIT!" Zoosnuck cries out. But he looks at Diamonds tears, they aren't just any crystals, They're one of the CHAOS EMERALDSSS!1!

"we can bring back the disgusting inferior black hedgehog if we can gather all 7!" he thinks to himself.

He does Chaos Control and teleports to Diamond.

"Diamond, fuck dude we just gotta go man get the chaos emeralds." "Ok" says Diamond fingering herself.

Diamond and Zoosnuck magically teleport to the Emeralds. Then they put on the ceremonial robes and chant to bring back shadow. THEN SHADOW POPPED OUT WITH A MACHETE AND BLOOD AND A CLOWN MASK!

End of chapter one