I want it and I will get it!

By, Kitsune Arashi

Disclaimer: Oh, what do I own… COMPLETELY NOTHING! *sobs* But I do own my insanity… *guapa*

Note: I'm a butterfly *flee flee* mwa hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! VOLDEMORT LOVES ME! R/R!

~Yumm Yumm~

I twitched, my mouth began to water. I want it… So bad…

I stared at the ad of a muggle magazine.

There it was…

Strawberry cheesecake…

I must have it…

No! I can't go out there! They will catch me!

But it looks so tasty…

Maybe I should go get Lucius to go get it…

No… He doesn't know how to act like a muggle…

Plus I threw him out the window because he didn't make me waffles like I asked.

He made me pancakes!

Gr… But I want it… Yumm… Oh, the strawberries… Oh the frosting…

That is frosting right?

I stood up. I couldn't take it anymore! I need that cheesecake. I fetched out a book from the shelf and started to look up the recipe for cheesecake.

If I couldn't buy it I'll make it!

Ah! There it was!

Perfect…

I grabbed all of the stuff I needed, but the problem is… How the hell do I cook?

No worries, I will LEARN!

First I put the eggs in the bowl then… NO! First I had to get the bowl.

Damn it… It's all ruined now! I have to start over!

I'm gunna blow up these eggs…

No! can't! Control temper…

Okay 1st the milk and then I put the butter and then…

No! First it was milk and then the-- gr…

Stupid butter…

I checked the book again. Hey! This wasn't for strawberry cheesecake! This is for cheesecake! Just plain cheesecake!

Stupid book tricked me!

DIE!

I blew up the book, and the milk, and the butter, and the eggs.

How dare they!

I walked back over to my magazine and continued to admire the strawberry cheesecake.

I will get you my pretty…

For now I'll settle with some fern.

~END!