At the Estate, a huge argument was ensuing as we were talking with the Masters of Evil about their next recruits. That argument was with Homer Simpson and Marge Bouvier.

Homer: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!?

Marge: You are such a worthless loser! I should've married Sideshow Mel because he's better than you!

Homer: Like you are one to talk. You never gave a flying fuck about what I liked and you only cared about no one but yourself! (Mocking Marge) Ooh my name is Marge and I have a flat chest and a raspy voice that sounds like my dumb sisters that poison the air with their constant smoking!

Marge: I don't sound like that!

Homer: You constantly nag and you drive so many people insane with your stupid nagging! I wish you were never born!

Marge gasped!

WHOA! CRUEL!

Robo Roxy (to Marge): Hey, Marge! Will you shut up? Me and my team are trying to come up with new recruits. (to Homer) I really hope you find a new wife soon, Homer.

Homer: I hope so too Robo-Roxy. But I think I have the right person in mind.

Homer and Robo-Roxy left.

Me: That Marge is getting worse. Patty, Selma does Marge have any problems with her brain?

Selma: Hmm. Not that I know of.

Patty: I don't think so.

Lisa Simpson: Well there was this one time when Becky was giving dad artificial respiration because he was choking at an ice cream shop and mom mistook it for Becky kissing him. (Season 11, Episode 21)

Me: Hmm. Let me see here.

I looked up Marge's brain scans and it showed that she was already at 1,232% insanity.

Me: WHOA! She's already at 1,232% Insanity.

Patty: Man, I didn't know that Marge had some mental problems.

Laney: I don't think any of you did.

Mandee: Yeah.

Me: That is nuts. Sorry about that. Lets continue.

Lea: Why don't you guys include Heat Wave as a recruit?

Captain Cold: Good idea. It would be nice to have Mick fighting by my side again.

Me: That's a great idea. I have just the person to face Kaos in the future.

Vypra: Who is that?

Me: Twilight Sparkle.

Ice: (Scandinavian Accent) That's a great idea J.D.!

Me: We met the crew of My Little Pony during the war and it's perfect.

Sandman: Vulture can be recruited as well.

Electro: Nice choice. Always good to have another Sinister Six member.

Me: And here's a thought. When we have Vulture visit Paul in the Neptune Prison, we'll have him rub it in his face that he's part of the Masters of Evil now.

Vypra: I like it.

Maria: Demyx can join you guys as well.

Larxene: Fine by me. I always missed his goofy personality.

Luna: But his jams on that sitar are rockin' dudes.

Nico: They sure are.

Maria: Yeah!

Lana: Brain Freezer can be with you guys as well.

Vexen: Wise decision. (smirks) Especially since he and Aylene are in love with each other.

Aylene: (Blushes) Vexen!

Vexen: Well it's true.

Me: I hope he's not too upset about us not visiting him in a while.

Vince: Yeah.

Bai Tza: Dai Gui can be with you guys too.

Bane: (Spanish Accent) I approve. We could use another bruiser.

Me: Awesome. One of these days we should have all of Bai Tza's siblings with you guys.

Tso Lan: Thank you J.D. But I'm happy with you guys.

Nico: Good.

Vypra: Cool. We also have a bunch of new recruits coming in too. It's gonna be cool.

Lana: Awesome.

We had an awesome talk too.

Later that night in Bikini Bottom, as SpongeBob was fast asleep, he was having a great dream.

SpongeBob: [He is asleep in bed and dreaming that he is standing on a giant Krabby Patty, then black storm clouds roll in. Lightning flashes and thunder crashes and it starts to rain Krabby Patties. One falls on his head and into his hands] Ah! It's raining Krabby Patties! Yeah! [runs around eating patties. Dream ends. SpongeBob wakes up to see himself chewing on his pillow. He spits it out and his stomach growls] A quick midnight snack and then it's back to bed. [kicks the pillow on the ground and jumps on it. Sees Gary meowing in his sleep] Aww, sleep tight, my little angel. [tip-toes past Gary. He tries to get down the stairs without waking up Gary but goes down really fast making a xylophone sound. He walks to the fridge] Ah, here it is. [grabs a jar of seanut butter out of the fridge and walks to the counter where there is food and utensils lying on it] Nothing like a sea-nut butter and jellyfish jelly sandwich to help you get to sleep. [as soon as SpongeBob takes a bite of the sandwich, he falls asleep. Behind him, the fridge is open and cold air comes out of it. In the morning, his whole house is frozen. Even the man in the TV is shivering. The foghorn alarm clock breaks the ice. SpongeBob wakes up also shivering.] The fridge! [slides over and closes the fridge door, then sits down trying to get warm. He tries to stand up, but he slips and slides everywhere inside the house, and he breaks all the windows before stopping on his bed. He pulls the frozen covers over him, but the blanket breaks into pieces]

Gary: [wearing a hat and ear muffs] Meow.

SpongeBob: [slides into the bathroom] Oh, Gary, I don't feel like myself.

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: Don't be silly, Gary. I don't get colds. I get the suds.

Gary: Meow?

SpongeBob: No, Gary. If I had the suds, I'd have bubbles coming outta me. [He sneezes. Pink bubbles come out of him]

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: I can't get the suds, [sniffles] because then I'll have to miss work! [puts his underwear over his mouth and nose then sneezes. Pink bubbles come out again]

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this. [turns around and has two bubbles representing his butt cheeks. Each one pops]

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: I'm not sick. I'm going to work.

Later the Neptune Crusaders were having lunch at the Krusty Krab and eating Krabby Patties.

Vexen, Hydro Man, Captain Cold, Ebon, Saïx, Larxene, Dark Spicer, Electro, Robo Blaze, Shiv, Firefly, and Snake were with them too.

Varie: Good Krabby Patties.

Lana: Yummy.

Captain Cold: These are good.

Larxene: They sure are.

Electro: Yeah.

Later SpongeBob came in and he was pale and very lethargic and his eyes were bloodshot.

Lily: Morning SpongeBob.

Maria: How are you doing?

SpongeBob: (Weakly) Doing good.

Varie: Whoa SpongeBob you don't look so good.

Lana: Yeah you look horrible.

Dark Spicer: Hey, Spongebob. Are you ok?

SpongeBob: I'll be all right.

He got to work.

Mr. Krabs saw him.

Mr. Krabs: We got a lot of work to do SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: [weakly, visibly shaking] Right away, sir.

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what's wrong with you? You're paler than a baby sea horse. [Gary pops out of nowhere]

Gary: Meow. [leaves]

Mr. Krabs: The suds?

Varie: What are the Suds?

Girl Jordan: Beats me.

Mr. Krabs: The Suds are a bad disease.

Mr. Krabs went over what they were.

The suds are a disease that can be contracted by sponges. In the episode of the same name and in the book SpongeBob Goes to the Doctor, SpongeBob catches this disease. In the episode "Whelk Attack," SpongeBob mentions his experience with it. In the arcade game Nicktoons Nitro, it can be seen as an attack.

Signs and symptoms

Its symptoms seem to mirror those of the common cold or influenza, and include bad breath, sneezing, runny/stuffy nose, pale skin, fatigue, bloodshot eyes, chills, general malaise, and shakiness. Whenever the sponge sneezes, many pink bubbles emerge from their body. The disease also occasionally causes the sponge's eyes to fall out, though this can immediately be remedied by placing the eye back into its socket. Sagging of the nose/eyelids is also commonly exhibited.

Progression

The illness begins with chills and feelings of disorientation and fatigue, and then progresses to the upper respiratory tract.

Cause

The suds appear to be caused by, or at least encouraged by, prolonged exposure to extremely cold temperatures, in a manner similar to the common cold. The symptoms are caused by an excess buildup of soap and bubbles within the sponge.

Diagnosis

Diagnosis of the disease is made by a certified medical doctor based on an external examination of the presenting symptoms.

Treatment

Treatment of the suds involves using the sponge as a cleaning instrument to wring out the excess soap. The "sponge treatment" is a very quick and painless procedure. Once the excess soap is discharged, the sponge is able to breathe properly, retains its original color, and feels immediately energized.

Symptomatic management

While home treatment does not in itself cure the illness, resting and dressing in layers appears to alleviate some of the discomfort, at least temporarily. Plugging up the sponge's holes is typically not recommended, as the pressure buildup may cause the sponge to inflate like a balloon and eventually cause the corks to pop out like champagne corks, similar to what Patrick does while acting like a doctor to SpongeBob.

Prognosis

An onset of the suds appears to be self-limiting and relatively mild, although more severe cases can warrant a visit to the hospital. If left untreated, it may become severe.

They gasped!

Laney: That's terrible.

Lana: Yeah. We've had the flu before and it's not pretty.

Lily: Yeah.

Lily handed SpongeBob a patty.

SpongeBob: [holds up the Krabby Patty on a plate] Here's that patty you wanted, Mr. Krabs, sir. [sneezes loudly, causing the patty to splatter all over Mr. Krabs' face]

Varie: Bless you.

Mr. Krabs: [wipes the patty off his face] Alright, SpongeBob, you're too sick to work.

SpongeBob: No, Mr. Krabs, I'm okay, honest.

Lily: Come on lets get you home.

Varie: Good idea.

Lily made a Shadow Clone.

SpongeBob: I'm okay guys.

[Mr. Krabs opens the front door]

Mr. Krabs: No, now go home and get some rest. [SpongeBob walks off and the Neptune Crusaders and the Masters of Evil went with them] Nothing personal, lad. I just can't have you sneezing all over my food! [customers overhear what Mr. Krabs just said and all spit out their food and panic]

Fred: My leg!

Mr. Krabs: No, wait! Wait! [All the customers scramble out of the Krusty Krab. Back at SpongeBob's house, SpongeBob is in his chair.]

SpongeBob: Oh, guys, I feel horrible.

Varie: I know. Being sick is not fun.

Lana: I know.

Girl Jordan: But J.D. has never been sick a day in his life.

Lily: Yeah.

Luna: Sorry you got sick SpongeBob.

Gali: How did you get sick with this?

SpongeBob: I accidentally left the fridge door open all night when I was getting a snack. [sneezes. Gary hides in his shell with pink bubbles all over his shell. Gary has an angry expression when he shows his eyes] Oh, who am I kidding, guys? I've got the suds, no doubt about it.

Snake: Can't you dudes make Spongebob feel better with your powers?

Varie: I'm afraid there's nothing I can do. We just have to let this run its course. The Suds are like the flu.

Lana: Lets see if this will help.

Lana spun her Magisword bracelet and got a Magisword.

Announcer: GIANT BOWL OF SOUP MAGISWORD!

Lana made a big bowl of chicken soup.

Lana: No cure is better than chicken soup.

Lily: It would always work for us whenever we got sick.

SpongeBob: Thanks. [after he sneezes again, his right eye rolls down his face]

He tried the soup and it was good. But then he sneezed bad and splattered the soup all over.

Bai Tza: That is some strong bug.

Vexen: Yeah.

SpongeBob: I'd better take care of this before it gets out of hand. [picks up the phone and dials Sandy's number]

Sandy: [running on her exercise wheel] Hello?

SpongeBob: Sandy, I'm sick. [puts his eye back into place] Can you escort me to the doctor's?

Sandy: Oh, sure, SpongeBob. I'll be there faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot greasy griddle in the middle of August in...

SpongeBob: Yeah, okay, Sandy, thanks. [sneezes pink bubbles through Sandy's phone. Later, as SpongeBob is getting dressed for the doctor, the doorbell rings] Coming. [opens the door]

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob. Oh. Hey guys. Going skiing?

SpongeBob: I'm sick, Patrick. I'm going to the doctor.

Varie: SpongeBob has the suds and we have to take him to the doctor.

Patrick: What? Oh, you can't go!

SpongeBob: Why not, Patrick?

Lana: Why can't he go to the doctor?

Patrick: I know a guy who knows a guy who went to the doctor once, and the doctor's office is a horrible, horrible place!

Varie: It's not that bad.

SpongeBob: [sits in his chair] It can't be as horrible as the suds. [sneezes]

Vexen: Bless you.

Patrick: Oh, it is, SpongeBob! Well, first, they make you sit in the waiting room.

SpongeBob: Is that the horrible part, Patrick? [Gary appears beside the chair]

Patrick: No, it gets worse. They make you read old magazines! [SpongeBob gasps. Patrick takes a piece of coral for a stethoscope] Then the doctor pulls out his stethoscope.

SpongeBob: No!

Patrick: Yes! It's a device so sinister, so icy cold when it touches your bare flesh, it... [takes the end of the piece of coral and puts it on SpongeBob's chest] Ssssss! [SpongeBob jumps and runs around]

SpongeBob: No, no! No stethoscope, no doctor, no old magazines, no ssssss! No! [flips over on the floor] Patrick, I don't wanna go to the doctor!

Patrick: Exactly! [SpongeBob sneezes. A pink bubble is in the place where Patrick's nose should be, then it pops]

Lana: I wasn't told about all that when I first went to the doctor.

Girl Jordan: Yeah and they have a really good selection of magazines.

Lily: They sure do.

SpongeBob: You gotta help me get better, guys. Please? Would you like to be my doctor, Patrick?

Patrick: What else are friends for?

Varie: We can try. I am technically a doctor. But if we fail we're gonna take you to the doctor.

Dark Spicer: Yeah.

Patrick: [later, SpongeBob is sitting on the table in his kitchen. Patrick is standing behind him. SpongeBob sneezes] It appears as though we'll have to plug up these holes. This oughta do the trick. [pushes a small cork in one of SpongeBob's holes. Then plugs up the rest of the holes with more corks] Voilà! [SpongeBob sneezes, but no bubble come out] Feel better?

SpongeBob: I don't know. [he sneezes more and more, which after every sneeze he inflates]

Lana: Who he's inflating!

Patrick: Help, I'm shrinking! [SpongeBob breaks the table] No! Please don't hurt me!

Firefly: Patrick, do you even have a doctor's license?

Patrick: No.

SpongeBob: No bubbles! Patrick, your treatment is working!

Patrick: You think so?

Varie: Wow.

SpongeBob: Sure! At this rate, I'll be cured in no time! In fact, I'm gonna call Sandy and tell her not to come! Thanks, Dr. Patrick!

Patrick: And they said I'd never make anything out of myself.

SpongeBob: [tries to press one button, but it pressed all because his fingers are too large] My fingers are too big for the buttons. [off-hook tone plays] Dr. Patrick, will you call Sandy for me? [gives Patrick the phone]

Patrick: Sure, patient SpongeBob! [Patrick calls Sandy, who is about to head out for SpongeBob's place] Hello, Sandy?

Sandy: Hiya, Patrick!

Patrick: I'm calling on behalf of my patient, SpongeBob.

Sandy: I'm on my way over to take him to the hospital.

Patrick: Uhh, uhh, that will no longer be required! He is in my care as of today.

Sandy: Well, I'm coming over to take a look. I'll be over there faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot...

Patrick: Oh, yeah, yeah, the rabbit. Don't bother, Sandy! [hangs up] Oh, SpongeBob, quick, Sandy's coming! Ah! We've got to make sure you're well, or she'll take you to the doctor! [runs into the kitchen with rubber gloves on and dips them into the sink of water] Don't touch me, I'm sterile! Scalpel, please. [takes some sea-nut butter and spreads it on SpongeBob's right foot. Then puts a piece of bread on each side and his shoe on it] Feeling better?

SpongeBob: Uh-uh. [later, a string is attached to a door that Patrick closes. A tooth shoots out from the side]

Patrick: Feeling better yet?

SpongeBob: [missing the tooth] Not really.

Nokama: You can still get some dough from the Tooth Fairy.

Patrick: [wearing a leotard and jumping on SpongeBob] How...about...now?

SpongeBob: I don't...think so. [Patrick puts a big band-aid vertically on SpongeBob's back]

Patrick: Feeling better?

SpongeBob: No.

RIP!

[Patrick rips the band-aid off while SpongeBob screams and puts it back SpongeBob's back, this time horizontally]

Patrick: How about now?

SpongeBob: Nope.

RIP!

[Patrick rips the band-aid off as SpongeBob screams again and horizontally places it back again]

Patrick: How about now?

SpongeBob: Uh-uh.

RIP!

[Patrick rips the band-aid off as SpongeBob screams. Later, Sandy arrives outside SpongeBob's house]

Sandy: Hello, SpongeBob?

Patrick: [wears a black executioner's mask on his head] Uh-oh, it's Sandy. [SpongeBob is tied onto a medieval torture rack. He sneezes and enlarges himself into a ball. Sandy knocks on the door] There's no one home.

Lily: Yeah no one is home.

Sandy: Patrick, Lily, you open this door. [Patrick is rolling SpongeBob away] Patrick, sometimes I just don't understand you. [SpongeBob sneezes] Hey! [walks over to Patrick's house] Okay, Patrick, where's SpongeBob?

Patrick: Uhh, uhh, he's not here at the moment. Please leave a message after the beep. Beep.

Sandy: Okay, now tell me, [shows two rocks] since when do you have two houses?

Patrick: Since I ran out of space to put my stuff.

Varie: Uh yeah.

Sandy: Uh-huh. Yeah. Since when does your house have feet? [SpongeBob's feet are sticking out of the other rock]

Patrick: This is my mobile home. [SpongeBob sneezes the rock off]

SpongeBob: Hiya, Sandy.

Patrick: [holding SpongeBob's hand] Hmmm, the dirt therapy seems to be working just fine.

Sandy: Patrick, SpongeBob has to see a REAL doctor.

Patrick: No, he doesn't! I'm taking good care of him! Show her, SpongeBob! Say 'ahh'.

SpongeBob: Ahh... [a green substance-like gas spreads outs all over killing the plants, clams, and everything in its path]

FOGHORN!

Lana: MAN! THAT IS RANK!

Varie: HALLITOSIS!

Sandy: See? He's even worse than I thought.

Patrick: [wearing a clothespin on his nose] What do you mean? He's fine. [Sandy snatches the clothespin off of his nose]

Shiv: Are you nuts, Patrick?! SpongeBob needs some actual medical attention!

Patrick: No he doesn't!

Dark Spicer: Huddle.

The Masters and the Neptune Crusaders huddled.

Electro: We need to find some way of distracting Patrick so we can get Spongebob to the doctor's.

Varie: I think I know how. He likes ice cream.

Lana: Leave this to me.

Lana then went to get some ice cream.

SpongeBob: I'm okay, Sandy, really. [sneezes again, enlarging himself more]

Sandy: I'm taking you to the doctor right now! [rolls SpongeBob away]

Patrick: Hey, that's my patient! [runs over and pushes SpongeBob the opposite way] You can't take him to the doctor's!

Sandy: [rolling SpongeBob the other way again] Don't be silly, Patrick!

Patrick: [carrying SpongeBob the other way] He's mine! [Sandy is log rolling SpongeBob the opposite way]

Sandy: SpongeBob, you'll be better soon. [Patrick is using a wheelbarrow for SpongeBob]

Patrick: I'll save you! [Sandy is using SpongeBob as a basketball]

SpongeBob: I'm ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-b-b-b-b-better, guys! Really!

Lana: Oh Patrick.

She had in her hands an ice cream cone with chocolate and vanilla ice cream.

Patrick: Ice Cream!

Robo-Blaze: Tronics!

He called numerous tropics.

Robo Blaze: Tronics, get Spongebob to the hospital ASAP!

They did so.

[Later, at the hospital]

Purple Doctorfish: Well, Mr. SquarePants, it seems you have the suds. Are you ready for your treatment?

SpongeBob: [sniffles and shakes his head] You're not going to make me read old magazines, are you?

Purple Doctorfish: No, silly! You get the sponge treatment! Oh, Hans! [a real hand comes through the door and takes SpongeBob out of the room. The it shows the hand cleaning SpongeBob with soap]

SpongeBob: Whoo! Yeah! Whoo! [Hans is using real SpongeBob to rub a man (played by Tom Kenny)'s back in the shower] That tickles! [Hans uses real SpongeBob to scrub a man's feet. SpongeBob sniffs] I can smell again! [Then the real SpongeBob being used to wash a plate, a car and the floor] Whoo! Yeah! Yeah-eah! Whoo! Yeah! [SpongeBob being rinsed off in the sink and put back in the doctor's room. Then SpongeBob turns back into his normal, yellow color] I feel as good as new! I love the doctor!

Varie: See? It wasn't that bad.

Hans: (German Accent) Here's your lollipop. [hands SpongeBob a big lollipop. Sandy winks at SpongeBob]

Lana: Now that is a big Lollipop.

Gali: It sure is.

Varie: Good thing that the Suds doesn't affect humans.

Maria: Yeah

Patrick: A lollipop? [takes a bubble wand and blows a bubble] Hey Doc! I've got the suds, too!

Purple Doctorfish: [sarcastically] Oh yes, Dr. Patrick! We have a special treatment for you! [A chuckling Patrick gets taken away by Hans]

Patrick: [He's being washed in the sink with soap] Hey! Hey, wait! [used on a cactus] Wha-ouch! That hurts! [being used to scrub a toilet] Wait, uh, this doesn't seem right!

THE END

Another awesome fanfic and SpongeBob episode done.

Suds was a very silly episode of the 1st season of SpongeBob. It aired on January 17th, 2000 and it was funny. But poor SpongeBob was sick like a dog and it is not fun to get sick. It's terrible especially with COVID-19 spreading across the world like a plague. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this. Thanks man. Next up is an epic adventure as we search for the legendary and mystical 4th Flavor of Ice Cream and we're gonna be one of the first to taste the legendary flavor. A lot of theories around what the flavor might be have spread throughout the KND universe and I think it might be passionfruit flavor. Next to Chocolate, Vanilla and Strawberry, the 4th Flavor looks really awesome. We're also going to kill all those evil ice cream men that hate all the kids and make sure that ALL kids get the ice cream they all love. We're going to follow the episode Operation F.L.A.V.O.R. and it will be an awesome adventure.

See you all tomorrow