Pm: Hey guys! We're Back! I know. I know. we haven't updated since June.
JUNE! *runs for cover* Don't huuuurt us precious.. .
But we are back. And we will try to update as much as possible. I don't
really have free time, nor does Calcifer, but I have bishies and that makes
the world alright. ^_^
Bishies: ^__^
Pm: So. Here it is. The eleventh, aka the twelfth chapter of roadtrip. Here it be! This update is a birthday present to Calcifer! Say happy birthday to her! YAAAY!
Calcifer's bishies: *celebrate and throw a party*
Pm: And no one may sue us, because like I've said in all the other chapters, Yugioh does not belong to us! Nor does that Laura Croft Tomb Raider movie.
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Kaiba got up that morning at four, cursed at himself for sleeping in late, and started working. At seven, the rest of the gang were up, deciding who was going to wake, Joey.
"Tristan, you can't be serious. No one sleeps with a baseball bat as a comfort object." said Bakura.
"Oh but I am."
Bakura shook his head as Kaiba put his laptop away, listening to the talk.
"That's probably the smartest thing the mutt's ever done. sleep with a baseball bat. ridiculous." he thought.
Kaiba stood. Rolling his eyes, he muttered, "Pathetic." and walked into Joey's room.
Tristan's jaw dropped. "He can't be serious."
The group waited in silence. Then there was a yelp, a crack, and quite a bit of cursing, and the door opened again. Kaiba strode quickly out of the room cursing softly, glaring at anyone who dared make eye contact with him. A few moments later Joey walked out in his pajamas with a baseball bat over his shoulder glaring at Kaiba.
"Serves ya right! Don' wake me up like that!!"
Kaiba rolled his eyes and walked out of the room, his remaining dignity not allowing him to rub the rather large bump on his head.
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As the gang was getting ready to go Joey did a head count. After getting over the confusion of people running around in the van, and never staying put no matter how many times he asked them, he managed to realize that one person (well, spirit rather) was missing.
"Hey! Where's Yami Bakura!?" He yelled. Bakura looked up.
"Oh! I think he said something about going to the movies."
"What?! We're about to leave! Come on let's go get him." Joey and Bakura left the van, along with Tristan who Joey had dragged away from Serenity, and Kaiba who wanted to see what was up.
As they walked toward the movie theatre they saw Yami Bakura standing outside, clutching a poster, wearing a new shirt, and with. two pistols???
Joey approached cautiously (beware a Yami with guns!)
"Yami. Bakura?" He asked.
"Hi, Wheeler! I just saw the most beautiful, amazing movie of my life!"
"Finding Nemo?" Bakura asked excitedly. "That's my favorite!"
"Terminator?" Tristan asked.
"Piglet's BIG Movie?" Kaiba asked, and when they all stared at him, "What?! Mokuba likes it."
Yami Bakura merely shook his head to all these guesses.
"Then what?" Joey said, he was not in the mood for this, thinking about that morning.
Yami Bakura sighed with a dreamy grin.
"I'm in love." He said simply, and pointed to the poster of the 'Lara Croft: Tomb Raider' movie.
"You're in LOVE with Lara Croft?!" Bakura cried, aghast.
Yami Bakura nodded and hugged his poster closer.
"Yami Bakura. You're hugging a poster of a fictional character!" Joey yelled at him.
Suddenly Calcifer stuck her head in.
"THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT! I DO IT ALL THE TIME!" She yelled, and then Patrick yanked her away.
"Anyway, we really need to be going. don't forget about my board meeting!" Kaiba warned.
"But I can't just *leave* her!" Yami Bakura protested. "She's a Tomb Robber!"
"Tomb Raider" Tristan corrected. "And I've got to agree with you Yami B. She is hot."
"SHE'S MINE!" Yami Bakura screamed at him, then sent him to the Shadow Realm.
"HEY! Bring Tristan back!" Joey yelled at him.
"I say! Yami of mine, you should really learn to control yourself!" Bakura reprimanded him. Yami Bakura sighed then brought Tristan back. Kaiba was trying very hard not to burst out laughing.
"Okay, Yami Bakura. I'm gonna give you 'til three! Okay? Then we are going to leave."
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"ONE!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOO!"
"TWO!"
"NOOOOOO! NOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"THREE!"
On three Joey, Bakura, and Tristan jumped on Yami Bakura, and flattened him to the ground. Kaiba pulled a long piece of string out of his pocket and proceeded to tie him up. Yami Bakura was yelling at them, and sending anything he could to the Shadow Realm. They finally got him tied up and began dragging him toward the car. He was shouting all the way.
"LARA! I'LL COME BACK FOR YOU, MY LOVE! I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU!" He began sobbing. Joey glanced at him with horror, and Kaiba was laughing again. They finally got him into the car, still tied up, and took his pistols from him. Joey threw them into a dumpster, and they began their drive.
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pm: There you have it! Another amazing chapter of roadtrip! Heh.. its kind shorter than I'd hoped, but if I forgot anything I was supposed to put in, sorry Calcifer! ^_^; Once again, we remind you, pleaseplease review. Just because we haven't updated in a really long time doesn't mean that we died, and thus you should stop reviewing. We love your reviews! We do! *glomps the reviews*
Bishies: ^__^
Pm: So. Here it is. The eleventh, aka the twelfth chapter of roadtrip. Here it be! This update is a birthday present to Calcifer! Say happy birthday to her! YAAAY!
Calcifer's bishies: *celebrate and throw a party*
Pm: And no one may sue us, because like I've said in all the other chapters, Yugioh does not belong to us! Nor does that Laura Croft Tomb Raider movie.
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Kaiba got up that morning at four, cursed at himself for sleeping in late, and started working. At seven, the rest of the gang were up, deciding who was going to wake, Joey.
"Tristan, you can't be serious. No one sleeps with a baseball bat as a comfort object." said Bakura.
"Oh but I am."
Bakura shook his head as Kaiba put his laptop away, listening to the talk.
"That's probably the smartest thing the mutt's ever done. sleep with a baseball bat. ridiculous." he thought.
Kaiba stood. Rolling his eyes, he muttered, "Pathetic." and walked into Joey's room.
Tristan's jaw dropped. "He can't be serious."
The group waited in silence. Then there was a yelp, a crack, and quite a bit of cursing, and the door opened again. Kaiba strode quickly out of the room cursing softly, glaring at anyone who dared make eye contact with him. A few moments later Joey walked out in his pajamas with a baseball bat over his shoulder glaring at Kaiba.
"Serves ya right! Don' wake me up like that!!"
Kaiba rolled his eyes and walked out of the room, his remaining dignity not allowing him to rub the rather large bump on his head.
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As the gang was getting ready to go Joey did a head count. After getting over the confusion of people running around in the van, and never staying put no matter how many times he asked them, he managed to realize that one person (well, spirit rather) was missing.
"Hey! Where's Yami Bakura!?" He yelled. Bakura looked up.
"Oh! I think he said something about going to the movies."
"What?! We're about to leave! Come on let's go get him." Joey and Bakura left the van, along with Tristan who Joey had dragged away from Serenity, and Kaiba who wanted to see what was up.
As they walked toward the movie theatre they saw Yami Bakura standing outside, clutching a poster, wearing a new shirt, and with. two pistols???
Joey approached cautiously (beware a Yami with guns!)
"Yami. Bakura?" He asked.
"Hi, Wheeler! I just saw the most beautiful, amazing movie of my life!"
"Finding Nemo?" Bakura asked excitedly. "That's my favorite!"
"Terminator?" Tristan asked.
"Piglet's BIG Movie?" Kaiba asked, and when they all stared at him, "What?! Mokuba likes it."
Yami Bakura merely shook his head to all these guesses.
"Then what?" Joey said, he was not in the mood for this, thinking about that morning.
Yami Bakura sighed with a dreamy grin.
"I'm in love." He said simply, and pointed to the poster of the 'Lara Croft: Tomb Raider' movie.
"You're in LOVE with Lara Croft?!" Bakura cried, aghast.
Yami Bakura nodded and hugged his poster closer.
"Yami Bakura. You're hugging a poster of a fictional character!" Joey yelled at him.
Suddenly Calcifer stuck her head in.
"THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT! I DO IT ALL THE TIME!" She yelled, and then Patrick yanked her away.
"Anyway, we really need to be going. don't forget about my board meeting!" Kaiba warned.
"But I can't just *leave* her!" Yami Bakura protested. "She's a Tomb Robber!"
"Tomb Raider" Tristan corrected. "And I've got to agree with you Yami B. She is hot."
"SHE'S MINE!" Yami Bakura screamed at him, then sent him to the Shadow Realm.
"HEY! Bring Tristan back!" Joey yelled at him.
"I say! Yami of mine, you should really learn to control yourself!" Bakura reprimanded him. Yami Bakura sighed then brought Tristan back. Kaiba was trying very hard not to burst out laughing.
"Okay, Yami Bakura. I'm gonna give you 'til three! Okay? Then we are going to leave."
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"ONE!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOO!"
"TWO!"
"NOOOOOO! NOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"THREE!"
On three Joey, Bakura, and Tristan jumped on Yami Bakura, and flattened him to the ground. Kaiba pulled a long piece of string out of his pocket and proceeded to tie him up. Yami Bakura was yelling at them, and sending anything he could to the Shadow Realm. They finally got him tied up and began dragging him toward the car. He was shouting all the way.
"LARA! I'LL COME BACK FOR YOU, MY LOVE! I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU!" He began sobbing. Joey glanced at him with horror, and Kaiba was laughing again. They finally got him into the car, still tied up, and took his pistols from him. Joey threw them into a dumpster, and they began their drive.
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pm: There you have it! Another amazing chapter of roadtrip! Heh.. its kind shorter than I'd hoped, but if I forgot anything I was supposed to put in, sorry Calcifer! ^_^; Once again, we remind you, pleaseplease review. Just because we haven't updated in a really long time doesn't mean that we died, and thus you should stop reviewing. We love your reviews! We do! *glomps the reviews*