Disclaimer: Dude, I don't even speak Japanese, how would I own a Japanese
show? Duh! Think stupid lawyer people!
Ok, this isn't going to be that funny in the beginning. But, with my trusty
muses by my side, nothing will stop me from making it funnier!! Right,
muses?
(cricket chip)
Fine! Abandon me! Anyways, it's gonna get yaoish soon, so hide the
children! Wait, I am a child.inside (transforms into hippie guru)
~~At Yugi's House~~
Yugi was unpacking boxes of Duel Monster Cards with Yami after school at
the Turtle Shop since his grandfather decided to go to a expedition saying
"I don't have that many years left, I want to enjoy them." with a
grandfatherly chuckle.
Yami stayed in his soul room while Yugi was at school, so this gave him a load of time to think. about Yugi. Yugi had become sort of an obsession to Yami, so beautiful, pure, innocent.
"Earth to Yami!" Yugi teased with a giggle wondering what his other half was thinking about.
"Oh, sorry hikari. I just drifted off for a minute. Did you say something?" Yami replied coming to his senses.
"Yeah, I wanted to know what you were thinking about." Yugi said, a little afraid of the answer.
"Umm." Yami started to blank. What was he supposed to say? Yugi would never love him the way Yami loved him. 'I wish something would get me out of this!!' he thought.
Suddenly, as if fate, the doorbell rang.
"YES!!" Yami bellowed. Then, of course, he noticed the awkward stare he got from Yugi. "Oops, did I say that outloud? Oh, well. I'll get it.," he said quickly running for the door.
Yugi just rolled his eyes at his yami and walked to the door to see whom it was, too.
"HELP!!! HELP!!" the ancient spirit screamed.
"What are you doing here tomb raider?" Yami snarled. He and Bakura didn't exactly get along.
"What's wrong, Bakura?" Yugi asked sounding much more friendly than his darker half.
"Ryou.my.hikari.gone.crazy.HELP!!" he said running in Yugi's house and hiding behind the sofa. As soon as this was said, Ryou came charging in yelling "COME BACK HERE YOU BAKA!!" Yami quickly pulled Yugi out of the human-rhino's way barely dodging him.
Yugi blushed severely when he realized he was in Yami's arms, but he wasn't about to complain. "Thank you, Yami." He said shyly.
" Oooooh, I think Yami's got a thing for his hikari" Bakura said appearing in back of the couch. "THERE YOU ARE!!" Ryou yelled. He lunged toward his yami.
"EEP!!"
"GET OVER HERE!"
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!"
Everyone stared at Yugi. It was very unlike him to yell, or use a curse word.unlike his yami.
Ryo was the first to speak, "My idiot yami decide it was ok to throw the TV. into the computer since there was a commercial on. so now I'm going to kill him."
"Oh, ok. Go right ahead." Yami stated with a grin.
"Yami! Whatever, I'll deal with you later. Ryou, don't you think your being a little harsh? I mean, he does do stupid stuff all the time" Yugi said trying to calm down his white haired friend.
"WELL, I ALWAYS DEAL WITH HIS ANTICS!! HE NEVER GIVES ME ANYTHING IN RETURN FOR THAT, AND FOR THE STUFF I DO FOR HIM!! I DON'T NEED THAT ANYMORE!!!" Ryou said looking more emotional than angry.
"That's cause your yami doesn't know how to be nice." Yami said snickering at his rival's predicament.
Bakura had no idea what to say, because it was true, the only reason he never did anything for Ryou was because he had never been taught to be nice, only to watch out for yourself. In fact, Bakura was starting to feel guilty. (A/N imagine that!) He could stand the feeling.it was getting to him.he was going to do something that would shock the world.
"I'm sorry, hikari." he said quietly shifting his feet on the ground.
Ryou's eyes widened. Bakura had never said sorry to him, or even called him hikari without adding an insult at the end of it. "Whatever," He said still trying to keep himself together. "I won't kill you, but I'm still mad."
Yugi was happy that Ryou and Bakura seem to be bonding, but the thing that happened next scared him too much.
"THE BEAVERS ARE COMING!!"
********************************************************* Who is this mysterious madman? I have no clue! Ryan: What?! You mean you don't know!! But you're the authoress!!
Doom: Yeah, but I was going to let the readers decide. I'm going to either make it Joey, Seto, Malik, or my muse the Evil Spatula of Doom, Spat-Spat. Because, in my fics, Yami has a fear of talking kitchen utensils. Hehehe.Yami would get scared, and Yugi would comfort him, and it would be transformed into a fluff moment!! (sigh)
Ryan: Well, whoever is brought in this fiction will cause some sort of fluff; all of the characters will be brought in eventually though. The pairings are: Seto/Joey, Yami/Yugi, Ryou/Bakura, Marik/Malik, Anzu/pain and bashing. Review please!
Yami stayed in his soul room while Yugi was at school, so this gave him a load of time to think. about Yugi. Yugi had become sort of an obsession to Yami, so beautiful, pure, innocent.
"Earth to Yami!" Yugi teased with a giggle wondering what his other half was thinking about.
"Oh, sorry hikari. I just drifted off for a minute. Did you say something?" Yami replied coming to his senses.
"Yeah, I wanted to know what you were thinking about." Yugi said, a little afraid of the answer.
"Umm." Yami started to blank. What was he supposed to say? Yugi would never love him the way Yami loved him. 'I wish something would get me out of this!!' he thought.
Suddenly, as if fate, the doorbell rang.
"YES!!" Yami bellowed. Then, of course, he noticed the awkward stare he got from Yugi. "Oops, did I say that outloud? Oh, well. I'll get it.," he said quickly running for the door.
Yugi just rolled his eyes at his yami and walked to the door to see whom it was, too.
"HELP!!! HELP!!" the ancient spirit screamed.
"What are you doing here tomb raider?" Yami snarled. He and Bakura didn't exactly get along.
"What's wrong, Bakura?" Yugi asked sounding much more friendly than his darker half.
"Ryou.my.hikari.gone.crazy.HELP!!" he said running in Yugi's house and hiding behind the sofa. As soon as this was said, Ryou came charging in yelling "COME BACK HERE YOU BAKA!!" Yami quickly pulled Yugi out of the human-rhino's way barely dodging him.
Yugi blushed severely when he realized he was in Yami's arms, but he wasn't about to complain. "Thank you, Yami." He said shyly.
" Oooooh, I think Yami's got a thing for his hikari" Bakura said appearing in back of the couch. "THERE YOU ARE!!" Ryou yelled. He lunged toward his yami.
"EEP!!"
"GET OVER HERE!"
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!"
Everyone stared at Yugi. It was very unlike him to yell, or use a curse word.unlike his yami.
Ryo was the first to speak, "My idiot yami decide it was ok to throw the TV. into the computer since there was a commercial on. so now I'm going to kill him."
"Oh, ok. Go right ahead." Yami stated with a grin.
"Yami! Whatever, I'll deal with you later. Ryou, don't you think your being a little harsh? I mean, he does do stupid stuff all the time" Yugi said trying to calm down his white haired friend.
"WELL, I ALWAYS DEAL WITH HIS ANTICS!! HE NEVER GIVES ME ANYTHING IN RETURN FOR THAT, AND FOR THE STUFF I DO FOR HIM!! I DON'T NEED THAT ANYMORE!!!" Ryou said looking more emotional than angry.
"That's cause your yami doesn't know how to be nice." Yami said snickering at his rival's predicament.
Bakura had no idea what to say, because it was true, the only reason he never did anything for Ryou was because he had never been taught to be nice, only to watch out for yourself. In fact, Bakura was starting to feel guilty. (A/N imagine that!) He could stand the feeling.it was getting to him.he was going to do something that would shock the world.
"I'm sorry, hikari." he said quietly shifting his feet on the ground.
Ryou's eyes widened. Bakura had never said sorry to him, or even called him hikari without adding an insult at the end of it. "Whatever," He said still trying to keep himself together. "I won't kill you, but I'm still mad."
Yugi was happy that Ryou and Bakura seem to be bonding, but the thing that happened next scared him too much.
"THE BEAVERS ARE COMING!!"
********************************************************* Who is this mysterious madman? I have no clue! Ryan: What?! You mean you don't know!! But you're the authoress!!
Doom: Yeah, but I was going to let the readers decide. I'm going to either make it Joey, Seto, Malik, or my muse the Evil Spatula of Doom, Spat-Spat. Because, in my fics, Yami has a fear of talking kitchen utensils. Hehehe.Yami would get scared, and Yugi would comfort him, and it would be transformed into a fluff moment!! (sigh)
Ryan: Well, whoever is brought in this fiction will cause some sort of fluff; all of the characters will be brought in eventually though. The pairings are: Seto/Joey, Yami/Yugi, Ryou/Bakura, Marik/Malik, Anzu/pain and bashing. Review please!