I don't own The Loud House or Five Nights at Freddy's, Loud House belongs to Nickelodeon, and FNAF belongs to Scott Cawthon.

Static fades as a video camera comes on. The vide camera was filming in the dinning area of Freddy Fazbear's pizza; it then points towards the stage to film the animatronics.

Freddy waves at the audience with his microphone near his mouth. Behind him Bonnie and Chica were moving their torso's left and right, on Chica's plate the cupcake blinks.

Freddy says in a cheerful voice, "Well boys and girls! Its time for us to sing our song!"

Bonnie turns to Freddy with glee in his endoskeleton eyes. "Oh boy! I love to play our songs, it gives me the chance to rock on my guitar."

Chica turns her head to the two, and her cupcake had the look of excitement on its eyes.

"Well what are we waiting for lets play!"

Campy music begins to play in the background, the robots move there torsos left and right to make it look like they were dancing, Bonnie strums his guitar, and together the three begin to sing.

"Around, around the mulberry bush."

"The monkey chased the weasel."

"The monkey though 'twas so fun."

Pop Goes The Weasel!"

Suddenly video cuts to a yellow rabbit twitching on the floor with a mummified mouth seen. The words 'All your fault!' and 'Guilty' flashes on the video. The video then cuts back to the singing animatronics.

"Penny for a spool of thread."

"A Penny for a needle."

"That's the way the money goes."

"Pop Goes The Weasel!"

The video then cuts to a close up to the animatronics heads facing away from the camera, with their eyeholes filled with white dots. Bonnie turns to look at the camera. It cuts to the front of Chica where she was screeching at the camera.

"Up and down the city road."

"In and out of the eagle."

"That's the way the money goes."

"Pop Goes The Weasel!"

"Half a pound of tuppenny rice."

"Half a pound of treacle."

"Mix it up and make it nice."

"Pop Goes The Weasel!"

The three robots power down and leaned forward, the campy music also stops playing. The camera cuts in and out a couple times showing Golden Freddy standing close to the camera.

The camera stops this and focuses on Freddy who rises up.

"Okay boys and Girls! Its time to wrap up your sea legs because its time to visit my good friend Foxy!"

Freddy turns towards the direction of pirates cove.

"Foxy! It's time to come see our friends!"

A pirate ship's bell could be heard; the lights above pirates cove turn on and then the curtains open up, to reveal Foxy. Foxy rises his upper body up and looked around, as he raised his hook, his eye patch flips open.

"Ahoy me matey, welcome to the pirates cove! Here well adventure the seven seas, as I tell you me sea tales, like that one time me and my crew fought the frightful Flying Dutchmen."

Freddy: "Oh Foxy you tell that story every time!"

Foxy turns his head at Freddy, his eye patch closes.

"Argh! You land lover, you just don't understand the importance of that battle!"

Foxy turns back to the audience. The video gets blurry for a bit and the words 'It's Me!' flashes for a bit, before it turns back to normal.

"So it started out when me crew were sailing through the Atlantic ocean, a thick fog rolls in. We sailed through that fog with no fear on our faces, we then hear a ghostly bell coming from the fog. We look and see a haunted ship come out with it's sails torn, and missing wooden boards. It pulls alongside us and starts firing at us."

"Me crew were scared, but I told them to stand their grounds and fight back. It was a long battle, but in the end we came up on top, leaving the Flying Dutchmen to sink into Davey Jones locker!"

The video then cuts to close up of Foxy who was twitching his head around. It cuts back to show that Foxy powered down with his hook down, and leaning forward.

Bonnie: "Uh ho! It looks like Foxy tired himself out again."

Chica: "Poor Foxy, I'm sure if he ate more pizza he would be more active."

The pirate cove curtains closes on Foxy.

Freddy: "Well its just as well, his show was just about over. Speaking of which its time for us to take a break."

Freddy waves at the audience, "Well be back soon folks, but in the meantime have a happy time here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! Ha, Ha, Ha."

The three robots move back and the red curtain came down, blocking them off from the audience. The video cuts again to the yellow rabbit who was now close to camera.

"Help Me!"