The day was an unusual one to say the least. The faeries had become unusually rude and had departed from their usual swearing and obscene gesture, and had taken up mooning instead. The cookies he had attempted to bake burned, resulting in a minor kitchen fire (of course, nothing Windex couldn't solve). And on top of it all, Kharl has locked himself away with his work and hadn't shown himself all day.
Which is why it surprised the midget human when the words, "GARFAKCY, COME HERE FOR A MINUTE!" rang through his ears. Or it could have been because Kharl was yelling in his ear.
"I'm right here, Kharl-sama," Garfakcy replied, amazed at the stunning volume of sheer loud his master could achieve.
"Oh goody!" Kharl smiled, jumping up and down and clapping his hands together. "There's something I want you to see."
Garfakcy raised a non-existent eyebrow.
"Come this way." The alchemist led the tiny human into the room. "See?"
In a pen in the middle of the room sat an exact copy of Garfakcy. Er, almost exact, to be exact.
"It's me! But…not me…it's…" Garfakcy paused and from somewhere within his pants, pulled out a copy of "The Big Book of Anime and Manga Terms." "It's a chibi me!"
"Exactly!" Kharl glowed with pride and Garfakcy had to don a pair of sunglasses. "Isn't he so cute?"
The Renkin wizard bent down to pet the chibi, but quickly retracted when it snapped at him and popped up a very rude finger.
"WORLD DOMINATION!" it squeaked, somewhere between rage and glee, and waved BOTH of its rude fingers in the air.
"It's so…naughty." Garfakcy averted his eyes as the chibi proceeded to moon them. "Kharl-sama, are you sure you didn't create a faerie instead?"
"Quite positive," Kharl replied, petting the chibi Garfakcy over the head. He completely ignored the various four letter words that were shot in his direction.
"But…but HOW?!?!"
"Oh, that's simple." From somewhere behind a large potted plant the youkai wheeled out a large contraption that could have been mistaken for one of those x-ray machines at the airport. (You know, one of those things that you put your luggage on and it goes FLASH and makes those funny machine noises, and it you look at those little T.V. things the security guard is staring at when the bags go through, you can see people's UNDERPANTS in their bag, but then the guard catches you and beats you stupid because he's a meanie…)
"All you have to do is press the BIG RED BUTTON." Kharl then proceeded to press THE BIG RED BUTTON on the contraption. "And then a chibi Garfakcy comes out!" And thusly, another small chibi rolled out of the machine and onto the floor.
"WORLD DOMINATION!" it squeaked, joining the other chibi.
"See? If you press THE BIG RED BUTTOM a lot of times, you get a lot of chibi Garfakcys!" Kharl then proceeded to hammer the button at least a dozen times. A dozen chibi Garfakcys tumbled out onto the floor. "Wheeee! Lots and lots of chibi Garfakcys!"
"Kharl-sama, hold it! STOP!"
Kharl paid no heed. He (apparently) was having too much fun pressing THE BIG RED BUTTON. Chibi Garfakcys began to outnumber air molecules.
"Kharl-sama, stop! Enough chibi mes!"
The alchemist looked up, then slowly removed his finger from the button. Chibi Garfakcys continued to pour out.
Air molecules: 30 million
Chibi Garfakcys: 33 million and counting.
"Hm. It appears as if the button is stuck…"
"WHAT?!?!?" Garfakcy cried, struggling against the current of chibis.
"Not to worry though, I can fix it!" Kharl replied reassuringly, pulling a screwdriver out of hammer space.
"I sure hope so!" Garfakcy muttered, smacking a chibi upside the head and sending it flying through the air.
"WORLD DOMINATION!" it squeaked mid-flight.
The chibi hit the wall, and suddenly everything became silent. The 42 million chibi Garfakcys that now filled the room stopped and got into a sort of huddle, whispering things to one another. Their only audible words were, "world domination."
"Ah, Garfakcy, I think I've got it fixed!"
There was no response, as in the 42 milliseconds between Kharl's announcement and the chibi's huddle, Garfakcy had been tied and gagged by a wave of chibi hims.
"Mmmmfff! MFFF-MMMFMFMF!!! (translation: Help! KHARL-SAMA!)" Garfakcy cried as the chibis proceeded to grab him and make a beeline for the solid rock wall.
In a matter of seconds, the solid rock wall had a gaping hole in it. The chibis spewed out of the castle and out into the land of Dusis, Garfakcy their hostage. Their cries of, 'WORLD DOMINATION,' echoing throughout the land.
"Oh, splendid, Garfakcy, look, the chibis have stopped! Garfakcy??"
On the next chapter - The Dragon Knights get thrown into the mix. More chaos ensues.