Hello, Eclar1916 here. Lincoln Phantom is the winner. This is chapter 1, before Lincoln gets his ghost powers. Spoiler, this chapter will be a Lincoln torture fest. I know, I know, I don't like it either. However, it is interesting to see a superhero with a crappy life before getting their powers. Comment, favorite, follow, and enjoy. Constructive critism is allowed. Key word here: Constructive. That means no heckling comments, no threats, and especially no petty ass arguments because I will not tolerate any of it [talking to you guests]. Enjoy

Welcome to The Loud House: home of the infamous Loud Family. The Loud family consists of Lynn and Rita Loud, 11 year old Lincoln Loud, and his 12 sisters. Lincoln awakes from yet another dream dream interspersed by his 12 sisters.

Lincoln (tiredly): Well, time for another day.

He walks out of his closet sized room. Literally, his room was once a closet. He sees Leni, Lana, and Lynn in line for the bathroom. Luan walks out of her room and steps in line behind Lincoln.

Luan: Hey, Linc. Wanna hear a joke? It'll be a real shocker.

Luan slaps Lincoln on the back and laughs. Lincoln screams in pain as he feels a shock. Luan holds up her hand, revealing a joy buzzer.

Luan: Get it?

Lincoln only groans in response. When his turn in the bathroom comes, he strips his clothes and jumps into the shower. After showering, Lincoln steps out and slips on a banana peel. He looks up to see a smiling Luan.

Luan: I see you got the slip. Hahaha, get it? But seriously, it's time for breakfast.

Lincoln (irritated): A tap on the shoulder would have been nice.

Lincoln gets dressed and heads downstairs for breakfast. When he gets there, he sees all of his sisters at the table. He finds a bowl of cereal is made for him. Lincoln sits and takes a bite of cereal. After a few bites, his stomach begins to feel funny. He tries to run to the bathroom, but gets tackled by Lynn.

Lynn: Gotcha, bro.

Lincoln: Ugh.

Lincoln smells the air and feels the back of his underwear fill up with something warm and gooey. When he realizes what it is, he blushes. Lynn notices and begins to laugh.

Lynn: HEY, EVERYONE. Lincoln crapped his pants.

Lincoln runs upstairs as the sisters roar in laughter. Everyone is laughing, everyone minus Lucy and Leni.

Lucy: I'm gonna check on him.

Lori: Luan, that laxative prank was literally genius.

Luna: Did you see the look on his face?

Leni (worried): Is he okay?

Lola: I'm sure he could handle a little joke, Leni.

Leni: He looked really hurt by it. Are you sure he is okay?

Lori: Shut it retard, I'm sure he will be okay.

Upstairs, Lincoln changes his underwear, after another shower. He is annoyed with everyone's pranks. Lincoln walks into his room. He drops the towel, puts on his new underwear, and puts his clothes and shoes back on.

Lucy: Are you okay?

Lincoln jumps onto his bed. He looks down and sees Lucy.

Lincoln (panicked): LUCY. One of these days, someone is gonna deck you in the face if you keep doing that.

Lucy: I was here the whole time. I was waiting for you.

Lincoln: To do what, laugh at me too?

Lucy: Sigh, no. Leni and I wanted to know if you were okay.

Lincoln: Yeah, thanks Luce. I just wanna know why I am the only that ever gets pranked. Know what, nevermind. I just wanna get ready for school.

...

Across town, a man walks up to a small girl. The girl is tied up on a bed in a dark room. The man is Lionel Adams. Lionel has been on trial for the rape and murder of several young girls, ranging from ages 8 to 11. However, due to riches, various partners, and dirty cops, he never served any longer than a month in jail. He has a tall, but muscular frame, a receding black hairline, and a sick fetish for raping and killing young girls. The parents of the victims are outraged that he gets off with no penalty.

Little girl: Please. Let me go, I won't tell anyone.

Lionel: Sorry, sweetie. You know too much. I'm afraid I will have to kill now.

Lionel rips the girl's panties off.. He pulls out his massive rod and shoves it deep into the girl. As she screams, he sings to her, taunting her.

Little girl (crying): That hurts.

Lionel: I'm rolling thunder. A power rain.

Little girl: MOMMY.

Lionel: My lightning's flashing across the sky.

The little girl only screams louder as Lionel rips through her cherry.

Lionel: You're only young, but you're gonna die.

Lionel pulls out a knife and sinks it into the girl's heart. He shoots his load as the girl takes her dying breaths.

...

Lincoln's day at school was not much better than it was at home. At lunch, Chandler and two of his cronies dumped trash on him and Clyde. Everyone was laughing and Lincoln was further annoyed. Clyde and Lincoln stunk of garbage for the rest of the day. When Lincoln gets home, he runs straight upstairs, not wanting to be pestered more by his sisters.

In his room, he sees a pack of diapers on his bed. There is a note on the diapers. Lincoln picks it up and reads it.

Lincoln: You might need these. Your dear sisters. Ugh, what did I do to deserve any of what happened today? I'll just read a comic.

Lincoln looks all over, but can't find his comics. He steps into the hall, and sees Luan smiling for some reason.

Lincoln: Luan, have you seen my comics?

Luan: Yeah. Lisa has them, she said she needed to test a chemical with them.

Lincoln is irritated by this. He marches to Lisa's room. Lincoln steps into the room, only to be blinded by a mysterious lime green gas. He stumbles back into his room as Luan laugh.

Lisa, who is wearing a gas mask, steps out of the room.

Luan: He bought it Lisa.

Lisa: Lincoln was always gullible.

In his room, Lincoln wipes his eyes on his bed. Strangely enough, that gas didn't burn or irritate his eyes.

Lincoln: Stupid Luan and her stupid pranks.

Lincoln places his hand on his door. Unknown to him, his arm is transparent. He phases through the door and falls into the hall.

Lincoln: What just happened?

And there is chapter 1 of Lincoln Phantom. The next chapter will be Lincoln realizing that he has ghost powers. Also, I bet you are all wondering why I put that Lionel section in this chapter. He will cross paths with Lincoln in this story at some point. Comment, favorite, and follow. The next chapter will be titled Power Trip, and you'll all see why. Goodbye and goodnight!