Sue and Lauren Faust are very disappointed that the Astros have won the World Series. Bill O'Brien who is the coach of Houston Texans are coming over and Sue and Lauren will have to kiss his ass as a matter of fact. They are going home feeling upset since the Dodgers were down by 4 points of course. Let's hope that Sue and Lauren will kiss Bill O'Brien's ass.

"The Houston Astros won, Sue" said Lauren.

"That's bad news, Lauren" said Sue. "That means we are going to have to kiss Bill O'Brien's ass"

"That is true, Sue" said Lauren. "In fact, J.J. Watt is coming with him"

"After we shaved our pubic hair" said Sue.

At home, Sue and Lauren shaved off their pubic hair.

"Bill O'Brien will be here in a just a minute" said Lauren.

"Here goes nothing" said Sue.

They saw Texans player J.J. Watt and their head coach Bill O'Brien came in to their house.

"So, girls" said Bill. "Now that the Astros won the World Series"

"What should we do?" Lauren asked.

"You two are going to have to kiss my ass" said Bill. "That is happening right now"

"I don't want to kiss your ass" said Sue.

"I'm sorry, Sue" said Lauren. "But we have to like Bill said"

He pulled down his pants and his underwear, so that Lauren and Sue can see his butt.

"Kiss it, Sue" said J.J. "Will you like it or not?"

He grabbed Sue's lips and kissed Bill's butt.

"Yeah, way to go" said Bill. "You're next, Lauren"

J.J. Watt grabbed Lauren's lips and she kissed Bill's butt.

"I love it, keep kissing it" said Bill.

Lauren stopped kissing his butt and her mouth was filthy.

"Thank you for kissing my ass" said Bill. "You will never win a championship forever"

"We, the Houston Texans are going to win Super Bowl LII" said J.J. "Even though I can't play anymore this season"

"Adios, Sue and Lauren" said Bill.

J.J. Watt and Bill O'Brien left their house and Sue's and Lauren's mouth were filthy after they kissed Bill O'Brien's ass. This is just a one-shot story as a respond of the Astros winning the World Series. The end.