How to Make Cookies: A How-Not-To Guide

1. Gather ingredients.

Error sighed. This job again. He read the list aloud.

"Milk, butter, sugar, sugar, sugar, more sugar, yeast, flour, sugar...Jebus, Ink, what kind of cookies are you MAKING?!" He shook his head and continued walking.

2. Mix flour, yeast, and sugar in a bowl.

NiXss stared at the mess of dust in the bowl. "Maybe we should wash the bowl."

Ink shrugged. "I honestly don't care. Besides, dust is kinda like flour, right?" He then proceeded to dump the 13 bags of sugar in the bowl, along with the bag of flour and one tiny packet of yeast. "See? It's fine."

"Uh..."
3. Put butter in mixture and mix with electric mixer.

NiXss took the stick of butter from Ink. "After what you did to the flour and sugar, I think you've lost your mixing priviledges."

"What?! I'm older than you give!" Ink snatched the butter back.

NiXss sighed and grabbed it from Ink. "And I'm way better at cooking than you. Give it." He stuck the butter into the bowl and turned the mixer on. "Deal with it."

Flour sprayed everywhere. NiXss and Ink were covered in it. Ink turned to NiXss. "I told you I should have done that."

4. Pour milk.

If possible, this made a bigger mess of the kitchen, because NiXss forgot to turn off the mixer, so milk went everywhere.

Ink sighed and turned off the mixture. "What next?"

NiXss attempted to decipher the page. "Uhh...put it in the oven? I, um, can't read it very well."

"Let me have it."
"No! I wanna read it!"
5. Put it in the oven.

Ink put it in the oven, with NiXss watching carefully to make sure he didn't screw up.

They set the oven to 600 degrees Farenheight, and waited.

And waited.

And waited.

And then the oven blew up.

...

NiXss looked at Ink. "I told you we shouldn't have bought so much sugar."

"No, I told YOU we didn't need yeast."

"No, I told YOU..."

This went on for quite a while.