Hi, this is my first first fic. I will post something better and longer, promise. It just felt weird having nothing up and granted this took me an entire day to think up. Thanks for reading ' v '

Gaara's ABCs

A - Agony, what you'll be in when I kill you.

B - Blood, what you'll taste when I kill you.

C - C u later cuz I killed u.

D - Death, the state you'll be in after I kill you.

E - Empathy, something I don't feel as I kill you.

F - Forgotten, what you'll be after I kill you.

G - Gaara, the guy who killed you.

H - HahahaHAHAHA! What I say after I kill you.

I - I am not sorry for killing you.

J - Just kidding! Another thing I say after I kill you.

K - Kill, what I am doing to you now.

L - Lay there motionless after I kill you.

M - Murder, what I have done to you.

N - Not alive, what you will be after I kill you.

O - Oh my gourd you're dead already.

P - Pain, a feeling you get as I kill you.

Q - Quiet, the only thing you'll ever hear after I kill you.

R - Red, the colour of the blood that spills from you as I kill you. ( the colour of my hair too...)

S - Sadness, something I don't feel after I kill you.

T - Tainted, what my soul will be after I kill you .

U - U r dead.

V - Violence, what is happening as I kill you.

W - Why me? A question you'll ask after I kill you.

X - Xylophone, what I'll play your ribs like after I kill you.

Y - Y did I kill u? I was bored, duh.

And...

Z - Zen, what I am not.

Now you know your deranged and insane ABCs, maybe now next time you won't dare to sing with me.

Please don't sue me.. I, um, defiant whimper, I don't own naruto!