Warnings: Y-A-O-I! Yep, yaoi, and just incase you don't know what that means, it's two guy's liking each other in *that* way. Wheeeee! O.o I can't belice I'm writing this though. I was never really into yaoi, but riku/sora, make a cute couple ^^. Ok moving on. Enjoy!

Chapter one: An experiment gone completely wrong!

"Uh…are you sure about this?" asked a nervous looking Riku, while watching Selphie and Kairi dropping un-recognizable (?) liquids into a clear glass. The liquid started to turn a lavender color. Selphie looked up from the glass and frowned at Riku.

"Of course we're sure! Don't you have faith in us?" Riku rolled his eyes.

"When pigs fly." he muttered, causing Kairi to now look up from the concoction.

"What was that?"

"Nothing, nothing." was the quick reply from Riku as he sighed and looked around the wooden shack, that served as Selphie's and Kairi's home on the island. The walls were lined with papers that had handwriting of Kairi and Selphie on them…no doubt different attempts to make their new drink perfect.

"No don't put that one in!" exclaimed Selphie to Kairi, as she was about to pour in a green liquid into the drink. Kairi, quickly put down the bottle holding the green liquid, and stared at her. Selphie frowned and shook her head.

"Remember? We said we wouldn't use that one! We don't want to poison Riku!" At this, Riku's pale skin, seemed to have a green tint to it. He couldn't believe this!

"P-poison?" Kairi, giggled and nodded her head.

"Yeah that's true, Silly me…hmmm…well it looks like all we need now is a crushed up paopu!" Selphie nodded, and reached under the desk where their drink was set up on, and took out a small plate revealing the yellow star fruit, crushed up. Riku frowned, not exactly happy with the idea.

"A paopu? What do you need a paopu for?" Kairi giggled once again, putting her hand by her mouth. Riku and Selphie rolled their eyes. Kairi's giggling could get out of hand at times.

"To give this thing some flavor. You do want it to taste good, don't you?" Riku slowly nodded, but frowned.

"Yeah…but I thought the paopu's should be only used for-" But Kairi cut him, grinning.

"Yes yes yes. We know. 'Should only be used for sharing with that special person.' right. Well me and Selphie here, did some serious research. Wanna explain Selph?" Selphie grinned and nodded her head.

"Of course. Well, see, Kairi and I have been studying how the paopu works. How it binds people together. This is what we have come up with. The paopu has five points, meaning it has five different uses." Riku stared at her, wondering how the two girls came up with all of this. Selphie didn't pay much attention to him, and continued.

"One point should be obvious. That's if a guy and a girl share the paopu." Kairi, nodded and decided to pick it up from there.

"Right," she continued for Selphie. "Another point represents if two guys share the fruit." With this, both girls let out soft giggles, and stared at Riku, who stared back, but he could feel his face growing warm. Why was he blushing?

"Uh..y-yeah, ok." he said, breaking up the girl's giggles. Kairi nodded and went on.

"Yeah. Another point represents two girls sharing the fruit. That's three points taken up. The fourth would represent eating the fruit out of plain hunger. And the fifth…the fifth one is other." Riku's stare was broken by a look of confusion that washed over his face.

"Other?" Selphie nodded, and pulled out a big piece of paper from under the desk that showed a carefully drawn image of a Paopu with writing on all of the points. She pointed to one of the star points where the word 'other' was written, and in parentheses the words 'point that we use' was written. Riku squinted at the shaky handwriting, absorbing all of the information.

"See, to be on the safe side we're using the 'other' point, instead of all the others. We think in would fit best with the drink." explained Kairi, then she turned to Selphie with a sly look on her face, and Selphie looked down to the ground and blushed. This made Riku grin….it wasn't everyday you see the mighty Selphie blush! Selphie explained.

"And…well I was kinda hungry, and took a little bite out of the paopu, so we also had to give you the 'other' point because we didn't want your destiny intertwined with mine." Riku snorted and frowned.

"Hey, what's that suppose to mean?" he huffed, crossing his arms across his chest. Kairi burst out laughing at Riku making him glare at her.

"Heehee. I swear Riku…sometimes you remind me of a girl!"

"Kai-ri!!" This got a laugh out of Selphie. Kairi held up her hands defensively even though Riku made no move to bop her head.

"Hey! I'm just kiddin'…besides," suddenly her voice grew quite mysterious and her eyes seem to shine. " you wouldn't want your destiny to be intertwined with Selphie's…not when there is someone else waiting for you to share a paopu with.." Riku un-folded his arms, and tilted his head, frowning.

"What are you-"

"IT'S DONE!" shirked Selphie causing Kairi and Riku to jump. While Kairi was teasing Riku out of his mind, Selphie had added the crushed paopu point into the drink, and it now turned a clear color, as impossible as that seemed. It looked like fizzling water. Kairi squealed and clapped her hands.

"Really? Sweet! Ready Riku?" Riku looked anything but ready. His skin had a stronger green tint now, and he was slowly baking up towards the door. Kairi glared at him, along with Selphie.

"Oh no you don't mister!" Selphie snapped, and in a flash she whipped out her nunchaku, and swung it, making it latch on to Riku's hand. Riku stared horrified at his hand, then cast a pleading look at Selphie.

"C'mon Selph…I uh…I have a battle with S-sora!" he quickly lied. Selphie rolled her eyes while Kairi sweat dropped.

"Uh Riku? You do know that Sora's at the market with his Mom right?" Riku sighed and mentally punched himself. Then he physically slapped himself.

"Alright alright…But…you two owe me big time, I mean it!" Selphie sighed and nodded.

"Yeah Yeah. We know, we know. Now come on!" she pulled her nunchaku towards her, and since it was still wrapped around Riku's wrist, he came too. Kairi took up the glass with the clear drink in it, and handed it to Riku, grinning.

"Here you go! Drink up!" Riku stared warily at the drink, then turned to look at Selphie and Kairi.

"And why am I doing this again?" At that Kairi, just giggled and shook her head.

"Now now Riku…what would the guys think when we tell them that Selphie beat your butt in your little battle? Three times?" Riku quickly turned red and looked away, while Selphie bore a triumphant grin on her face.

"Yeah, Riku. So drink!" Slowly Riku extended his gloved hand, and took the glass, his hand quivering slightly. Selphie smirked when she saw this.

"What's wrong Riku? You sca-red?" she drawled out, very happy to see Riku turn red, and start glaring at her. Kairi pitched in with another one of her giggles.

" I-I-…N-n-no! I'm not!" he said, after a few stutters, and he puffed out his chest to emphasize his point. Of course on the inside…well that was a whole different story…Selphie didn't fall for this one bit, and she only grinned evilly.

"Then how come you haven't taken a sip yet? Huh?" Riku just stared at her, as if it was the most obvious answer in the world.

But out of his mouth came a much different response.

"Well, I just don't want you staring at me! Sheesh, it's like you've never seen me drink something before!" he said rolling his eyes, hopping that was a good enough response. Selphie and Kairi both looked at each other for a second. Then slowly turned back to Riku.

"DRINK!" was their loud response. Riku was so started that he quickly brought the glass up to his lips and gulped down the drink with amazing speed. As the drink touched his tongue it tasted slightly sweet…but other then that didn't really have any taste at all. Confusing yes, but it was like water with a little lemon added. He sloshed the liquid into his mouth, trying to figure out it's taste. The liquid fizzled in his mouth like Soda. Then he swallowed. BIG mistake.

FIRE!

As soon as the liquid touched his throat, it seem to become ablaze. The burning sensation ripped at his throat as if to tear a hole in it.

"MUMPH!! MUHPH!" was Riku's desperate cry clutching his throat with both hands; the glass which he once held, had dropped and shattered into tiny pieces on the floor. Selphie and Kairi both had horrified looks on their faces, looking at their friend who was obviously in pain, but they were too shocked to move. Riku on the other hand wasn't. He jumped up and down holding his throat.

He needed to throw this stuff up. FAST, before it burned a hole in his throat and before he could swallow anymore! Turning around quickly he raced out of the entrance of the shack, his hands clamped over his mouth. Water! The ocean! He saw it, and ran faster. He HAD to spit this stuff out!

Running…he was almost there..then….

In his hurry to reach the water, he tripped over an unseen rock, and landed face first in the ocean, just as the awful drink made it's way up his throat and left his mouth, spilling into the ocean. There in the waters still face down lay Riku. Un moving.

Kairi and Selphie seemed to have been pulled out of their horrified trance. They gave each other on last horrified look.

"RIKU!!" they both yelled, and sprang out of the shack, running to their friend, that they could just barley see in the water. Running faster and faster, hoping that he was ok. When they finally reached him they stopped and stared.

"Oh…my…" sputtered out Kairi.

"God." finished Selphie, staring at the fallen Riku. They were too shocked (again) to even help him up. Suddenly he stirred, and slowly lifted up his head, spitting out sand and water.

"Oh man…" he groaned, pushing himself up to a sitting position. His head was killing him, as well has his arms, legs and other various parts of his body. Then he spotted them. The two evil beings that should have been tied to a pole and forced to drink twenty gallons of that horrible stuff they called a drink. Kairi and Selphie. But wait…why were they just staring at him?

"Selphie and Kairi, you guys are so gonna-" he stopped. And touched his throat. Since when did his voice sound so…light…and airy. It was probably that stuff that he was forced to drink. Those girls would pay! They would *so* pay. Ignoring the girls, strange stares for a second, Riku felt his wrists to make sure that they were fine. Then onto his stomach, checking for any cuts and then he reached his chest hoping that there weren't any scratches on his chest or on his shirt. But after he found out what was on there, scratches would have defiantly been better!

He patted his chest, only to frown. Why did it feel so soft? He touched there again, then looked down more closely and yelped.

"OH MY GOD! SINCE WHEN DO I HAVE…!?!" Then his eyes turned to Selphie and Kairi, who seemed to be out of their shocked trance.

"SELPHIE! KAIRI!!" he yelled at the two girls, who slowly backed away from the *very* angered Riku.

"Um..um..h-hey Riku…" said Kairi weakly, latched onto Selphie's arm. Selphie's skin, turned very pale, but she cleared her throat.

"Um Riku…? Uh…Welcome to the female gender."

Riku screamed.

TBC…

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LOL! Sorry…eh-hem! Poor Riku. I have to say that this is quite different from my other Stories, detail wise anyways. But hey this is for fun! Anyways, I'm not sure if I should continue, so I hope I got a lot (or enough) reviews, to say whether I should continue! Oh, and this WILL be a Riku/Sora fic. Trust me. ^_~

Adios!

~(Serenity)~