1 - Thanks Dragon Roberts, SilentXD7, Stars Moons and Darkness, hcharper131 and others for enjoying this little tale.

2 - Opinions more than welcome.

The students from both schools pilled themselves around the monitor transmitting the final fight. Mr. Principal himself would fight Bugs Bunny. Chatter came from everywhere. Nezu is a great strategist, but his wild side appears no and then under pressure. And Bugs is Bugs. The one that can't be defeated, ever. They were talking now, defining the details of the fight. Nezu gave a few paces away and focused on the camera.

"We have agreed that the winner is the one who knocks down or makes the opponent gave up verbally. We also may recruit a back up from our fellow faculty members or students. Bugs?"

"Eeeeeeehhhh, I already took care of my sidekick. I am good to start." And produced a carrot from somewhere and started to chomp on it.

"Very well, Katsuki Bakugou, you have 10 minutes to join me at the battlefield."

The blonde boy snickered.

"We'll have roasted rabbit for dinner."

Babs and Buster Bunny (no relation) rolled their eyes "He does not know Bugs very well, does he?"

Soon he was at designed building, Grenadier Bracers and all. Nezu went to him to form a plan, knowing very well the lad would not fully follow it, but that's why he asked for this particular student. He knows the only way to fight the unexpected is with an equal unex… moving his head to look his opponent, he only found a hole in the ground. Both Nezu and Bakugou made some pretty angry noises and movements before going after the antagonist.

"That's it, dear students and visitants." Present Mic was blasting his voice for the audience, as well through the drone following the UA team "After almost an hour, Mr. Principal and Bakugou found Bugs tracks on the woods and any moment now we will have the sequel to our fight."

Nezu made a gesture asking for silence.

"Be very, very quiet, Present Mic. We're hunting rabbits."

"Okey-dokey, boss."

Soon, they found Bugs Bunny, half body out of a hole, lazily reading a book.

"Right, Bakugou, the key is not listen to him. He lies and tries to outsmart everyone. If he says something, do the opposite. Just shoot."

Bakugou nodded and raised his arm, just to find Bugs leaning on his Grenadier Bracers.

"Eeeeeeehhhhh, what's up, kid?"

"Oh, no, you will not." Nezu stopped the rabbit "You will not try any funny thing, like saying it's dog-mouse season or something. Shoot, Bakugou."

"Of course, doc. It's not dog-mouse season, anyway."

Bakugou remembered to do the opposite Bugs would say. If he says it's not dog-mouse season… he pointed his arm to the white principal and shoot.

Fool of soot, the principal screamed

"What are you doing, your nincompoop? Why you shoot me?"

"You said to do the opposite…"

"That's right, kid, you should not shoot your principal."

Bakugou blinked twice and aimed again at Nezu, before realizing…

"Wait a minute…" and turned to Bugs "You are tricking me."

"Right, lad, are you going to shoot me now" he pointed to a poster with Nezu's photo and the phrase Dog-Mouse Season "Or will wait until rabbit season?"

"Bakugou, you know there's no rabbit season at UA." Screamed a frustrated Nezu.

"In that case, you can't shoot rabbits, can you, kid?"

"I am not those who follow the letter of the law like some goody-two-shoes."

"I would doubt that. You don't even shoot your principal."

Nezu's mouth hung open, as Bakugou pointed an arm at him, shooting, without taking his eyes out of the rabbit.

"How's that?"

"Ehhhhh, doing that you just followed the order of the season poster."

"I don't obey any…" The poster had now a picture of Bugs, reading Rabbit Season. With that, he let another nitroglycerine charge to hit Nezu, who was just now getting up.

"There, now you know I am…"

Nezu jumped at his lapel, shaking the student back and forth.

"Just shoot him at once!"

The explosion kid turned around, but Bugs was nowhere to be seen.

"Tch! Coward."

"If I know him, he will try now a disguise."

"Disguise, Mr. Principal?"

"He will dress-up as anything to throw us off guard."

"Anything?"

Bakugou pointed his arm to Nezu again who, enraged, jumped to his lapel once more and started to slap him several times.

"Not me, you trigger-happy, peanut-for-brain human! Not me!"

The sound of a rabbit humming a song half-out a hole and doing his nails – even over his gloves – called the attention of the UA team.

"Get him, Bakugou!"

"Sorry, doc. But I believe I won."

"What?"

If Nezu was paying attention, or in a silent and calm environment, he would have noticed the tiniest blue beast, with ginger hair and an oversized yellow hat, jump on his pelt, singing with a thick accent:

"Oh, there's food 'round the corner

Food 'round the corner

Food 'round the corner for me"

He spread salt and mustard on Nezu's fur, before putting some of his meat between two slices of bread.

Bakugou could not understand. His principal just shout and leaped three meters in the air, as suffering dreadful pain.

"Meet my partner, A. Flea, doc."

On Nezu's tush, the tiny antagonist was using a pickaxe to get more of his unwillingly host

"Tatatatata-rah

Food 'round the corner

Food 'round the corner

Food 'round the corner for me."

The principal, in despair, presented his rump to Bakugou, who made a disgusting face.

"Shoot it. Shoot the darn flea out of me!"

The student shrugged and obeyed.

As the result of the explosion, Nezu was finally…

"Mr. Principal is knocked-out." Present Mic announced "Looniversity ACME wins."

"Eeeeeeh, don't get sad, lad. You fought well. Hey, Toons. Let's thank our hosts and go back to our place.

Nezu was a bit grumpy, but went to shake hands with Bugs, as his whole entourage was jumping on a rabbit hole.

"We will want a rematch."

"Anytime you want, doc. You want a fight, just remember, the 'x' marks the spot."

And jumped on. Nezu sighed and turned to his people.

"Right, I think every one of us need to rest and reflect on how this defeat can make us strong and…"

As he was talking, from the rabbit hole came out a flying woman with white hair, a bulky guy covered in blue fur, another with wings, another with some odd glasses and finally a short one with huge claws on his hands.

"This isn't the Danger Room."

"We're not at Xavier School anymore."

"So, how about we beat some answers out of those weird kids here?"

Chomping a carrot, Bugs calls out you, reader.

"I said the X marks the spot. Gee, ain't I a stinker?"

"G-g-gget out, B-b-b-bugs, this is m-m-my s-spot" said Porky, waving

Th-th-th-that's all, folks.