Butt Rammed

By Shadowgate

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Beavis and Butthead were digging out old shit from their attic. They found the old 8-bit NES. They found a 1986 game for it called Rampage. Beavis said "well look at this old game system."

Butthead chimed "fucking cool."

Beavis challenged him by saying "I would beat you at Rampage or any other videogame any fucking day buttrammer."

Butthead flipped Beavis double birds.

Beavis started giggling. Butthead asked "why the fuck are you giggling? I flipped you off like a bitch."

Beavis said "so fucking what you're just flipping me off because you're jealous."

Butthead giggled "ha ha you said jealous, that's a big word for you."

Beavis started laughing as well and he said "yeah jealous is a big word for me but not as big as the pimp daddy's dick that went down your momma's throat last night you fucking faggot."

Butthead said "don't make me kick your ass Beavis."

Beavis picked up a controller and said "let's compete butt kisser."

Butthead replied "alright" and then he picked up the second controller.

After three games of the old 1986 Rampage Nintendo Game Butthead was mighty pissed off. The reason he was pissed off is because he lost all three.

Beavis told Butthead "you got butt-rammed like a bitch in prison" and then he starts laughing.

Butthead got mad and threw the Nintendo system out the window.

The End