The clouds sailing at the tips of the mountains surrounding the Kumo Village obscured the forms of two people.

One was an infamous sage, known all across elemental nations for his exploits – both good and bad – and the other was a blond-haired kid, who would become just as famous as his master. Jiraiya, the toad sage and Naruto Uzumaki, his apprentice.

"Are we there yet, Ero-sennin?"

Now Jiraiya was contemplating if bringing this whiny brat along with him was really worth the trouble. "Yes, gaki, we are there. Now stop yelling before Kumo ninja find us."

"This is so boring..." Naruto sighed as he crossed his hands behind his head. He was rather excited when Jiraiya told him that they were visiting another ninja village but it had been a week already and there ain't a soul in sight.

"Life is all about patience, kid," Jiraiya said wisely.

Naruto scoffed. "I'll believe it when I see it."

Not a moment after he spoke the words, a valley appeared before them but what caught his attention were the sounds of bustling activity. He ran forward before Jiraiya could stop him and a gasp escaped his mouth when a captivating sight greeted him.

Surrounded by the humongous mountains and clouds was a vast village, with a large blue dome-like structure situated right in the middle of it. Unlike Konoha, which was a vast plain land surrounded by forests, Kumo had houses situated right on top of mountains. The clouds acted as a natural barrier to hide the village but it wasn't tough to spot it. Another village that failed to live up to its name of 'hidden' village.

Naruto noticed that there seemed to be more ninja than civilians in the village, and most people seemed strict and orthodox; another major contrast from Konoha. The people here wore formfitting grayish-white clothes and had dark skin tones.

"We'll get some cheap hotel to stay," Jiraiya informed as they walked along the edges of the village to evade patrols. "I'll probably return by night, so don't cause any trouble."

"WHAT?!" Naruto shouted in anger, alerting the birds resting in the trees and making they fly away. "You're leaving me alone in another village?"

"Hush!" Jiraiya bopped him on the head in admonishment. "You'll get us caught! And I can't take you with me. It's …spy work. Sensitive information and all, gaki."

"You're gonna go peep on women again," Naruto deadpanned, resigning himself to another boring stay in some crappy room. "I don't understand what's so great about it."

"Hey! Don't diss the ways of the super pervert," Jiraiya bopped him on the head again, making Naruto grit his teeth in annoyance. "Kids like you can never understand."

True to form, Jiraiya was trying to impart his worldly wisdom to Naruto from the moment they left Konoha. But it had been a year and yet, Naruto seemed immune to all his master's attempts to turn him into a pervert. Jiraiya had finally given up hope.

"I'm not a kid!" He was fourteen and proud of it.

"I'll believe it when I see it," Jiraiya shot back his words at him, with a smug smile on his face.

Naruto stewed in silent rage as they found a hotel and settled in the room. Jiraiya ruffled his hair, giving a parting shot about how kids should stay in their rooms and play with toys. "Stupid Ero-sennin and stupid women," he muttered darkly to himself.

He tried to sleep for a few minutes, rolling over restlessly but his body was still as active as the wind. He sat up in resignation and looked around to find anything of interest but the room had nothing but a bed and a chair. Damn. He racked up his brain for something but in a moment of absolute brilliance, a thought struck his mind. Something he would've never thought on any sane day.

'How about I see what's so great about the women in those hot springs?'

He couldn't roam around the village because he was a ninja of Konoha, so he might as well try to be stealthy and see what's the thing about hot springs that kept all perverts hooked.

It didn't take him long to find one – it's just a small distance away from the hotel. Smooth, Ero-sennin – and after finding a tree that stood over the hot springs, he climbed it and sat on a branch. Ero-sennin was nowhere in sight and for a moment, Naruto wondered if Jiraiya really was busy with his work as a spy. Pfft, as if.

He could see women moving in and out of the entrance and some of them really were beautiful. Steeling his nerves, he shifted his gaze to the bath, where groups of almost-naked women were chatting among themselves as they bathed.

His eyes roamed all over the pool, resting on women who were brave enough to step out of the water without their towel, showing their naked bodies. It was without a doubt a captivating sight, especially for a teenage boy like him. A few even captured his complete attention, a kunoichi with breasts almost as large as Tsunade's and another with curves that any woman would kill for. He wouldn't be forgetting that ass for a long time. But it evoked no feelings of lust from him. It was more out of curiosity than insatiable lust.

This wasn't enough for him to become a shameless pervert and waste his time on peeping. He was just about to leave when a white-haired woman entered the bath. He didn't know why but he couldn't take his eyes off her scantily towel-clad form. Her skin was rich, chocolate-toned and her breasts were full, not too large and definitely not small. She had an hourglass figure, with wide hips and an ass that swayed with every step she took. She had a no-nonsense expression on her face but it suited her for some reason and her white, chin-length hair framed her heart-shaped face.

'God, she's beautiful,' was the first thought that crossed his mind.

His eyes followed her every movement as she dipped into the hot water and removed her towel. But to his disappointment, he could only see her cleavage from his vantage point.

'Life is all about patience,' a voice that sounded suspiciously like Jiraiya echoed in his mind.

So, wait he did. The woman made small talk with others, but he noticed that she liked to rest in her own little corner. She seemed to be quite famous, as every woman in the pool recognized her. She moved away from others to a quiet area and started rinsing her hair and body.

A small trail of blood leaked from his nose when the voluptuous woman stretched her arms, making her breasts jiggle and pop out of the water. He watched entranced as she leaned back, displaying her firm, chocolate-colored breasts to his greedy eyes. Her nipples were dark as the night, standing proud like pebbles on a beach. It only lasted a moment before she sunk back into the pool.

Naruto released a breath he didn't know he was holding. What was that? His whole body was on fire and his heart was hammering in his chest. His pants felt incredibly tight and there was something trying to poke its way out of his underwear. He knew what it was. His thoughts felt muddled up and he couldn't just get her image off his mind. He wanted more.

He leaned forward again, hoping to get a better view but she was once again submerged in the water, hiding her divine body from view. He passed time by checking out other women, seeing if anyone could produce the same reaction out of him. This time there was a feeling, something that he was lacking a few minutes ago. Everything Ero-sennin had ever said about women came back to him. It was like he was watching all these naked women in a new light. There were moments that made his erection throb, like when one kunoichi thought it was a good idea to bend over to get her towel, giving him a clear view of her delectable backside or when another kunoichi massaged her body rather sensually, filling his brain with impure thoughts.

But none came close to the sheer euphoria that engulfed him when he saw 'the woman'. He never knew that all it needed was a single woman to evoke these feelings of lust within him. Did the same happen with Jiraiya? Did he become a pervert after watching Tsunade naked for the first time? For all Naruto knew, Jiraiya might be a shameless pervert from the moment he reached puberty. But that wasn't what's important for him now. There was a woman and he needed to know her name.

Thirty minutes later, the white-haired woman finished with her bath and suddenly stood up, with not even a strip of cloth on her body. Never in his life did he wish that he could be a drop of water. But now he did. Her goddess like form was covered in little droplets of water, that slid down her chocolate skin to land into the hot springs. She had delicate arms, long legs, and a kissable neck. Her breasts didn't even sag a little, resting snugly between her shoulder blades. For a kunoichi, she didn't even have a single scar on her flawless body.

'So she doesn't dye her hair,' Naruto thought as his eyes slid down her curvy navel to land on the sight between her thighs. Lying under a tuft of white hair was a pale pink slit, framed by brown labia on either side. Heat surged up his body and a dark red flush crept up his cheeks. His breathing quickened and his heart was trying to tear open a hole in his lungs.

His unusually large chakra reserves flared up at his heightened emotions and the woman's gaze shot up directly to his spot. He could swear his heart stopped that moment and only his instincts saved him from female wrath. He poured massive amounts of chakra into a shunshin and teleported to a place far away from the hot springs.

Only when he reached his room did he start breathing like a normal human. He couldn't sleep the whole night and even when he closed his eyes, he could only think of the white-haired woman. The woman that managed to turn him into a pervert when not even the self-proclaimed super pervert could.

"I need chakra control exercises," Naruto demanded the next morning.

Jiraiya, who was drawing a complex seal on a meter length scroll, looked up from his work to stare at Naruto with an indifferent look in his eyes; The lazy pervert.

"Why?" was Jiraiya's only question.

'So that I won't get caught again when peeping,' was the actual answer but he'd rather die before he'd admit that.

"Because I suck at control," Naruto answered with a straight face.

Jiraiya gave a non-committal hum before throwing a scroll at him. "Study that. My contact is out of town, so we'll stay here for a few more days til he returns."

Naruto let out a smile at that fact and Jiraiya chalked it up to him being happy that he got a new scroll. More time in this village would mean more time to check out the hot springs. He might find that white-haired woman again. He couldn't wait to see her.

She didn't come to the hot springs that day. Or the next week. He spent the time by peeping on other women, training and feeling depressed that he couldn't find her again. He turned his peeping activity into a stealth exercise, where he'd try to hide in different easily noticeable places without getting caught.

On the ninth day, he was too tired after an entire night of chakra control exercises, so, he sent a clone in his place. So that it could come back and inform him if it saw her. Just as a precaution, he transformed it too look like Jiraiya.

The clone got caught by other women.

He knew he was jinxing it when he made it look like Jiraiya. But damn, those women were vicious; Especially brunette with the flat chest. Thank god, shadow clones only lasted a single hit.

Wait a minute. 'How did I know who hit my clone?'

He formed another clone and sent it into the bathroom to write something on the tissue paper before dispelling itself. A slew of information reached his mind the second the clone went poof; He could see everything the clone did; from the moment it was created to the moment it dispelled itself. Apparently, it wrote 'My boss is stupid.' Damn clones with attitude problems.

The possibilities were endless. Training, reading, peeping...you name it. Oh, this was brilliant. He had one of the most powerful tools in his arsenal and he didn't even know about it! The entire elemental nations felt a shiver go down their spine when Naruto cackled in glee.

He made three clones - focusing especially on their appearance and stealth. You could never be too careful in a shinobi village like Kumo - and transformed them to look like random individuals. Once everything was ready, he sent them on a village wide manhunt to find the white-haired woman. One hour later, a clone that was wandering near Raikage's office dispelled, sending him the information it gathered.

So her name was Mabui. The Raikage's Assistant. She was one of the elite jonin of Kumo, with an impeccable mission record. She was punctual, hated wasting time and had little interest in dating.

Naruto threw his head back in despair. There's no way a jonin like her would even look twice at his deplorable, genin self. That night, just before going to bed, he cornered Jiraiya. "I want to get stronger, Ero-sennin."

"Of course, gaki," Jiraiya frowned at the rare look of seriosuness on Naruto's face. "That's why we're here on this training trip. Once you learn how to control Kyuubi's chakra..."

"No, not Kyuubi's chakra," Naruto interrupted with a shake of his head. "I want to be as strong as a jonin, no, stronger than a jonin. Even without Kyuubi's chakra."

"That's not easy," Jiraiya sighed before deciding to be frank. "Even impossible at the rate we're going."

"Come on, Ero-sennin!" Naruto threw his hands up in frustration. "There's got to be some way. I'll do anything it takes!"

"Why?" Jiraiya asked, sounding nothing like his usual joking self. For a moment, Naruto could understand why people respected Jiraiya; the man had a presence that few people could brush off.

Naruto hesitated. Was it wise to admit about his little crush to Jiraiya? "It's for a woman," he mumbled inaudibly.

"What?" Jiraiya scowled, with a look of irritation on his face. "I can't hear you brat."

"It's for a woman, alright!" Naruto shouted. "As I am right now, I don't think I even have the right to look at her."

Jiraiya stayed silent for a few minutes, making Naruto fidget in apprehension. What Naruto didn't know was that Jiraiya could see himself in his apprentice. He was the same when he tried to ask Tsunade out. She and Orochimaru were already hailed as prodigies while he was the dead last of the class. He felt that he didn't deserve her as he was, so, he trained like hell. So that one day, he could ask her out, with the confidence that he could protect her if it came to it.

"You know what, kid?" Jiraiya had a mile wide grin on his face. "You'll be famous by the time I'm done with you."

The wind that flew across Konoha carried a perverted giggle along with it.

Tsunade was doing her paperwork, a rare event in itself when her ears picked up this giggle and her head shot up in surprise. It might just be a premonition, but she was sure that she would get two interesting visitors today. After all, it had been three years since her favorite blond brat had left the village for training under Jiraiya and they would be arriving any day now.

Overlooking the vast village was a mountain with four faces carved intricately onto it. On any normal day, one would find it deserted but today, a lone individual was standing upon the Fourth Hokage's face. A long green robe enveloped his body, leaving only his tanned face visible but anybody in Konoha could recognize the teen from the three whiskers marks on his cheeks. His long, sun-kissed blond hair fell down to his eyes, with two bangs framing his face. He stood at a height of five feet and nine inches, with a burnt red kimono shirt and black ANBU pants under the robe. What's surprising was that he bore a remarkable resemblance to the fourth Hokage of Konoha.

He was Naruto Uzumaki, the Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi and a Sage in training.

A small smile graced his face as he took in the magnificent sight and, taking a deep breath, he disappeared in a shunshin. He reappeared right outside the window of the Hokage's office, with his robe fluttering in the wind. Sliding open the window, he sat down on the ledge unceremoniously.

"Jiraiya," Tsunade sighed as she rubbed her temples. "How many times did I tell you to use the door..."

She paused mid-way when bright blond hair greeted her eyes instead of long, white hair. "N-Naruto?"

"You know any other insanely hot blond guys?" Naruto spread out his arms, with a huge grin on his face. "Of course it's Naruto!"

Tsunade instantly noticed that there was something different about his grin now. It seemed lighter like he was genuinely happy with life and not just faking happiness to fool other people. It made him look more mature...and dare she say, handsome. And what's with the greeting?

Tsunade jerked back in surprise as he jumped from the window to land in front on her and swept her off her feet in a tight hug. "W-what are you doing brat?! Put me down!"

"It's good to see you too, Baa-chan!" Naruto ended the hug and put her down on her feet. He took a step back and roamed his eyes up and down her frame, his eyes lingering on her large breasts and wide hips. Tsunade was too busy gathering herself to pay attention to his gaze. "My god, Tsunade! You're getting younger each day."

Tsunade blinked. Now, this was officially getting weird. Jiraiya mentioned in his letters that Naruto changed in a lot of unexpected ways but this was not what she had in mind when she thought about it. She tried to sum it up in few words… "You're different."

A smirk played on his lips as he sat down in his chair. "What can I say? I learned how to appreciate beauty."

It didn't help that his blue eyes were devouring her as he spoke. A flush crept up Tsunade's pale cheeks, turning them into a lovely shade of red. Now she was itching to know what changed the naive blond kid into this flirting, confident young man. "Where's Jiraiya?"

"Got tired of me already?" Naruto faked a pout, with a hand over his heart. One look from Tsunade made him cut the act. He knew that it was creepy to flirt with a fifty-year-old woman but Tsunade looked cute as hell with that blush. Definitely worth the beating he was going to get later. "That pervert's probably peeping on girls at the hot springs."

"Stop trying to get me in trouble, Naruto," Jiraiya deadpanned as he appeared on the window ledge. "And where the hell did you disappear on the way to Tsunade's office?"

"I thought I saw someone I knew," Naruto explained innocently but Jiraiya could smell the bullshit from a mile away.

"Could've fooled me," Jiraiya shot back.

Naruto raised an eyebrow. "You're trying to imply something, Ero-sennin?"

"Yes, I -"

Before Jiraiya could say anything that would've started another fight between the master and apprentice, Shizune entered the room along with Sakura. "Tsunade-sama, I have the mission reports...Naruto!"

"Shizune-chan!" Naruto shot up from his chair and stopped an inch away from the black-haired woman. "Wow! They say distance makes the heart grow fonder. I can see it now, Shizune-chan. There's not a day I haven't thought of you and you've only grown more beautiful in my absence."

Sakura could only stare open-mouthed in surprise as Naruto caressed Shizune's cheek with his hand, with a fond look in his eyes. Shizune had a massive blush on her face, while she looked at Tsunade for some explanation. Naruto had a crush on her? This was way too confusing for a Monday morning.

"I am sorry for not realizing how beautiful were before, Shizune," Naruto sighed in sadness before a gleam entered his eyes. "But I'll make it up to you."

With that promise, Naruto left a flustered Shizune to glance at his pink-haired teammate. He gazed up and down her frame, with a frown marring his face.

"Sakura..." Sakura's head shot up at her name, already expecting a dozen compliments from her surprisingly smooth talking teammate. If he had so much to say about Shizune, the woman he previously considered as his sister, surely he would go overboard with his crush. "You look the same as ever."

Everyone in the room, including the four ANBU hidden in the corners, face-faulted.

Sakura had righteous flames of hell burning in her eyes and with a yell, she slammed her fist onto his head. Only for him to disappear in a poof of smoke. "Wh-what? It's a shadow clone!"

Tsunade narrowed her eyes at Jiraiya. "Where is that brat?"

Jiraiya palmed his face in exasperation. "I don't know. My best guess is the hot springs."

"Wh-what? H-hot springs?" Jiraiya tried his best not to meet Tsunade's gaze. He could only find dangerous things there. Dangerous for him, especially. "Jiraiya, tell me everything."

At the local hot springs, a blond haired teen looked up from his vantage point as the memories of his clone reached him. He reluctantly took his eyes of the purple haired kunoichi he was peeping on and looked through the experiences of his clone.

"Ah, Shizune's so cute when she's flustered," Naruto thought with a smile before it disappeared at thought of his teammate. "And Sakura's as impulsive as ever."

He was about to go back to staring at the purple haired goddess again when a poof of smoke appeared in front of him and a greenish blue colored toad appeared before him. "Naruto-nii! Pervy master is calling for you."

"Hush, Gamachin! You'll give my location away!"

It was too late. "Naruto-nii! You're peeping again?!" Gamachin gasped in horror. "I'm gonna tell Ma! Bad Naruto-nii!"

"No! Of course, I am not peeping, Gamachin," Naruto placated the toad but it still looked disbelieving. "I was just waiting for someone I know to come out."

The toad thought about the credibility of the statement for a few minutes before deciding that it would be amusing to see Naruto getting smacked around by Ma and Pa again. "Nah, I am still telling Ma."

"Wa-wait...you traitor! You're never getting any candy from me again!"

The toad disappeared, leaving a dejected Naruto. "Dammit! Ma's going to smack me to death again."

"Did you hear that?" One of the kunoichis in the hot springs looked around in suspicion. "Someone's outside!"

A dozen towel-clad women ran outside with every weapon they could find, only to find a little fourteen-year-old blond girl looking through the hole. "What are you doing, girl?"

The cute blond girl looked around in fear and tried to shrink into herself. "U-um, I-I've never been t-to the hot s-springs. I-I was j-just seeing how it is. Promise!"

Only then did the kunoichi notice the state of the girl. Her clothes looked more like rags and clung to her thin body and she had dirt covering her cheeks. Her large blue eyes were watering in fear and she was fidgeting like a little lamb. They instantly regretted their actions. "It's fine...um, what's your name?"

"I am N-Natsumi!" the girl answered cheerfully.

The cold hearts of the females melted at the sheer cuteness. One of the Kunoichi, a woman with brown hair and purple markings on her cheeks, approached her slowly and knelt before her. "Natsumi-chan, do you want to come in? I'll pay."

"Really?" Natsumi shouted in glee. "Okay, Onee-chan!"

No one noticed the look of triumph in Natsumi's blue eyes as she walked behind them. Naruto decided when he first started peeping that he would never run away if he ever got caught. It's a way to remind himself to improve his stealth and come up with new ingenious ways to escape the female wrath. If he couldn't...well he couldn't really say he didn't deserve it.

He'd normally transform himself into Jiraiya or some random person if he got caught so that he wouldn't get a bad reputation among kunoichi. He still had a long life to live and he wanted to have a family someday. A bad reputation was the best way to kiss goodbye to those dreams.

On days like this, when he was feeling particularly perverted, he'd pull acts like these. And he had the best transformation technique that could fool even Kage level ninja.

Natsumi was being smothered by women from all sides as she bathed in the hot springs. The purple-haired kunoichi, Yugao if he remembered correctly, gave her a suspicious look but didn't spare her another glance. But the kunoichi that paid for her was being particularly concerned about her. "Do you want me to rub your back, Onee-chan?"

"Sure, Natsumi-chan," the kunoichi smiled as Natsumi carefully rubbed her hands all over her back. "You're such a sweet girl."

"Thanks...um, what's your name Onee-chan?" Natsumi hands seemed to stray dangerously close to 'Onee-chan's' breasts as she spoke.

"I'm Hana. Hana Inuzuka."

Natsumi's hands froze midway. Oh god, he was feeling up Kiba's sister. Naruto was sure that he was violating some important rule of the bro code. Well, he's too into it to stop now anyway. Hana's pale-skinned, perky breasts with light pink nipples seemed like they were made to fit in his hands. Muttering a quick apology to Kiba in his mind, Naruto led his hands to lightly massage Hana's breasts. Not too light to seem like Natsumi was shy and not too hard to make her seem like a pervert.

Once he was satisfied, he slowly slid his hands down to her hips and then to her thighs. After two years, he was experienced enough to not go crazy every time he touched a girl intimately. But Hana was already breathing heavily and was looking hot with her half-lidded eyes and slightly open lips.

Just as Naruto was about to snatch the treasure, Tsunade walked into the hot springs and to Naruto's fright, her eyes zoomed directly to Natsumi's. From the look in her eyes, Naruto would be lucky if he made it out alive once Tsunade got her hands on him.

"Um, Onee-chan, I-I have to go now. Thanks for paying!" Natsumi gave a cute smile before bolting out of the hot springs.

"Hey!" Hana called out but Natsumi had already disappeared. "That was weird."

Naruto transformed back to himself as Tsunade approached him. "Hey, Baa-chan! You came to take a bath too?"

"Stop it, Naruto. I am disappointed in you," Tsunade huffed as she crossed her arms over her sizable bust. "I never thought you'd turn into a pervert."

"Even I never did," Naruto answered truthfully. "But some women...their beauty is addicting."

"That Kumo girl?" Tsunade rolled her eyes.

"I was talking about you actually," Naruto said with a wink and laughed as Tsunade spluttered in embarrassment. "Oh, look at you. Acting so cute even after all these years."

"I am going to kill you, brat!"

"No, you love me too much for that, Baa-chan," Naruto seemed just as relaxed even with the threats of dismemberment. "But look, this way you're going to get lots and lots of grandchildren before you kick the bucket."

Tsunade gaped at him for a few seconds, with her mind still trying to imagine the hyperactive kid in his place. She took a deep breath before sighing in resignation. "I'm never taking my eyes off you again, brat. Jiraiya's going to die for corrupting my innocent little Naruto."

"Tch, tch. I am not corrupted, Baa-chan," Naruto placed a light kiss on Tsunade's forehead, in an imitation of how she kissed him when they first met. "I am enlightened."

Author's Note: Miss me?

This was one of the ideas that were running through my mind for a long time. How was the execution? I added more dialogue, as simple romance doesn't suffice when there are so many girls. It needs a good plot and I hope I provided it. Obviously, this is a Harem.

For those wondering and patiently waiting for an update, I'll post the next chapter of 'You're doing it wrong, Kaa-chan' by Saturday. Thank you for your patience.

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