It was a normal day in my house and like always I was sound asleep in bed dreaming away until...

Beep Beep Beep

My alarm went off ruining the peaceful sleep I was having but I being a normal teen did not want to get up so I stayed asleep so more but after a few moments...

"Johnny it is time to get up for school."Dukey's voice said before I heard my alarm go silent,probably from him turning it off.

"Five more minutes."I said tiredly hoping this could buy me more sleep but he was having none of this.

"Johnny everytime you do this you sleep for far more than five minutes and show up late for school."Dukey said,I groaned at him.

"That was the old Johnny the new and improved Johnny only sleeps for five more minutes."I tried to reason with him.

"You said that last time and yet that new Johnny failed.What makes this new Johnny different from the old new Johnny?"Dukey asked in a voice that said he already knew he was winning.

"This new Johnny has seen the errors of his way."I said.

"And that old new Johnny did not?"Dukey asked.

"He did but not as good as-Before I can finsh my sentence I was intrupted by knocking on my door.

Knock Knock"Johnny get up breakfast is ready."My father's voice yelled on the otherside of the door.

"Five more minutes."I said not in a yell but loudly enough for him to hear.

"No now!You have school and can not be late because you decided to sleep in and eat breakfast late."Dad yelled.Knowing I would not win I trieldy sat up in bed rubbing the tiredness out of my eyes.

"Fine,I am up."I said to him as I began to get dressed for school with Dukey watching me drinking some coffee.

"Good,you better be downstairs at the table in five minutes for else you will be grounded."He warned me.I just ignored his warning,since he said this so many times in the past,and continued getting ready.

"Looks like someone is up."Dukey said in a victory like way from before when we were debating on the five more minutes.

"Up and ready."I said finally dressed in my normal black shoes with a pair of green pants and a black shirt with a nuclear sign logo on it.

"Good now lets go get some breakfast."Dukey said.I agreed grabbed my backpack as we both headed downstairs to the kitchen.

"Good morning Johnny."Susan and Mary greeted me as I took a seat at the table and Dukey took sat down in front of dog bowl and started to eat.

"Good morning sweetie."My mom said coming over and setting a plate of food down in front of me before kissing my cheek.

"Morning."I said to them as I started to eat the food on my plate.There rest of breakfast went by normal with conversations between us while we ate.Like usual after me and my sisters put our dishs away in the sink before saying goodbye to my parents and heading off to school together with Dukey following us.My sisters talked about Gill so while so I walked a few steps ahead with Dukey.Now do not get me wrong Gill is my good friend and all but hearing about him all the time is annoying exspically in the fangirl way my sister do.Like he may look good but how can you fangirl after a idoit like him is beyond me!?Like-

"Johnny we need you to test an experiment for us."Mary said to me snapping me out of my thoughts.For a normal boy this would be shocking but I have been their labrat for experiments for as long as I can remember so this was not out of the normal.

"What is the experiment and what does it do?"I asked curiously hoping it was something Johnny X had to do with.

"It is a love experiment to make the oppisite sex attracted to you."Susan said catching my attention.The idea of having women attracted to me was amazing,I could use this to get a harem.

"We were going to use it to get Gill's but we need to see if it works on you first so we can remove any side effects."Mary said.Of course hearing about side effects being there was not something I jumped in joy for but the idea of what can come out of this if it worked outweighed this on so many levels.

"When do I test it?"I asked excited.

"Tonight after dinner."Mary said as we arrived in front of my school.

"It will take sometime to take effect so you will sleep on it."Susan said.

"Okay,later Susan,Mary,and Dukey."I said to them heading into my school.Mary and Susan said goodbye called their goodbyes to me while Dukey barked.

When I entered the school I went straight to my locker where my friends were waiting like always.

"Hey Johhny boy."My friend Eddy greeted me with his lengendary smirk.

"Greetings Johnny."My other friend Double D greeted in his usual geekly voice that cracked at the end of every sentence he said.

"Uh hey Johnny."My last friend Ed said dumbly.

"Hey Edds how are you this morning?"I asked them as I joined in the group.

"Terrible I have a test in Spanish Two."Eddy complained sticking his hands in his pockets.

"Oh come on Eddy,I think that the test in Spanish will be an marvelous way to make sure we have learned everything we need to so we can properly grasp the launage."Double D said his voice breaking so much more then usual in that sentence.

"Maybe for a nerd like you but for those who do not study this sucks."Eddy complained to Double D.

"No true Eddy anyone can enjoy,right Ed?"Double D asked Ed.He had a look of horror on his face from this question.

"Test bad Double D!"Ed yelled out in fear mixed with dislike.

"See Sockhead no one likes test except nerds."Eddy said in a voice that said he knew he already won.

"Well maybe not Ed."Double D amited."But Johnny you enjoy them right?"I looked at him like he grown a second head.

"What?No way Double D,tests are the worst exspically in Spanish."I said with disjust clear in my voice.

"See Double D not even Johnny can enjoy them."Eddy says.

"Yeah but-"Eddy cuts off Double D before he can finish.

"But nothing no one you have asked said yes so only you like them and you like them since your a nerd.Meaning nerds like them and only nerds."Eddy said.Double D opened his mouth to speak numerous times but at the end signed in defeat.

"Nevermind."Double D said admiting defeat and making Eddy smile.A second later the bell rang meaning we needed to get on our way to class.

"Well guess it is time for class."I said to them.

"Yep lets go."Eddy said annoyed before all of us headed to our first class of the day.

Time Skip

School was finally over and me and the Edds were heading home for day.

"This day was the worst."Eddy complained as we walked.

"There was no gravy for lunch."Ed cried out loud complaning as well.

"Do not worry no gravy isn't the only thing that will ruin your day."A voice said from behind us.We all stopped dead in our tracks and turned around in fear as we came face to face with a group of bullies.

"Yeah what we do to you nerds will be far worse."One bully named Jimbo said.

"Oh um you do not need to do that we are good right guys?"I asked in fear to the Edds.

"Yep."Eddy said afraid nodding his head.

"Yes truely do not need that."Double D agreed shaking in fear.

"Uh-huh."Ed agreed also shaking in fear.

"Well too bad,get them boys!"The leader of the bullies said to the others.We started to run off scared as they gave chase to us telling us to stop.Fate however was not on some of our sides and Double D got caught by them but I was able to our run them along with Eddy and Ed and make it back to the safetly of my room and collasp on the bed tired.

"Bullies again?"Dukey asked entering my room.

"Yep,Double D did not make it."I said to him,he rose his eyebrow at this.

"Does he ever?"Dukey asked.

"He does when the bullies are Kevin and his group or the swim team."I answered.

"I am guessing it was not any of them this time?"Dukey said to me.

"Nope it was Jimbo and his boys."I said with a shudder.

"Least it is over now and we can waterballoon Missy now."Dukey said to me.

"Nah I am gonna rest that run took a lot out of me."I said declining his offer and closing my eyes.

"Well rest up."Dukey said,I just hummed as he left the room leaving me to fall asleep.

Time Skip

When I woke I had dinner with my family before Mary and Susan lead me up to their lab and began their experiment.They had typed away on their computar before coming back to me with a glass container with green liquid in it.

"All you need to do is drink this Johnny and step into that machine over the machine over there."Mary said.

"It will make a new enery feild around you that will make the oppisite gender not able to resist you."Susan said.I nodded and drank thr liquid before getting in the machine.The door closed and there was talking on the otheriside before the inside of the machine filled up with gas filling my lungs before opening a second later letting the gas out as I coughed and exited the machine.

"Now it won't effect you right away so just go to bed we will check up on you this morning."Mary said,I nodded my head.

"Okay goodnight."I said to them both.

"Goodnight Johnny."They both said to me before going back to their experiments as I headed to my room to get ready to turn in for the night,dreaming up a perfect plan for me and the Edds.