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"Jess!" Luke all but bellowed as he slammed into the diner.

No answer from aforementioned Jess was forthcoming but Kirk jumped about a mile out of his seat and spilled hot coffee all over his lap. "That's it I'm suing you! Lulu, call a lawyer!"

You can't sue someone else because you are clumsy, Kirk." Luke called over his shoulder on his way upstairs, not even fazed by Kirk in the slightest.

Kirk looked outraged (as outraged as Kirk can look anyway) and glared in Lulu's direction. "Is that true?"

"I'm afraid so, Kirk." She answered with a little bow of her head.

"I'm going to ask mother!"

"Kirk, I thought we had gotten past this whole mother thing.." Lulu wailed slightly as she followed him out of the diner.

Luke found Jess in his usual position, laying on his bed reading a book and listening to music at a ridiculous decibel.

"Jess Ryan Mariano!"

Jess flicked a page in his book and barely spared Luke a glance.

"Yes Uncle Lucas Plaid Shirt Danes?"

The sarcasm was heavy and apparent from Jess's side of the apartment.

Luke decided to ignore the plaid shirt reference in favor of more important topics of conversation. "You kissed Rory?"

"Rory who?"

"Don't be smart with me, kid. And look at me when I talk to you!"

Looking over at Luke, Jess rolled his eyes slightly and dropped his book to his chest. "Yes, Uncle Lucas, I did in fact kiss one Ms. Gilmore. Would like to know how long the kiss lasted or where I put my hands during said kiss?"

"Don't call me Lucas! And your hands better not have been on that girl!" Luke's face was rapidly turning an interesting shad of red.

"Have you ever kissed a girl, Luke? Your hands have to go somewhere." Jess smirked.

"I have kissed plenty of women, Jess. But Rory is different and special and you will respect that! You hear me? There will be no taking advantage of that girl. You will restrict your hands to an above the waist point."

Jess raised his eyebrows and smirked more. "Of course, Uncle Luke."

Luke realized what he said and started sputtering. "On her back or waist, Jess! You know exactly what I mean! You will not touch her inappropriately. You will not only have me to deal with you will have Lorelai to deal with if you do!"

Jess decided to stop making fun of Luke as the vein in his forehead had popped out at this point and he was dangerously red. "Luke, chill out. I know she is special and I'm not going to take advantage of her."

Hearing this many words and actual sounding sincerity from Jess stopped Luke in his tracks. "Umm, yeah, well see that you don't."

Jess nodded slightly as he watched Luke retreat from the apartment and laughed a little himself before picking back up the book that he had been reading. One that Rory had happened to loan to him. Looking around again to make sure Luke hadn't come back in he brought the book to his nose and gave a slight sniff just being able to catch the slightest whiff of Rory's perfume.

With a small smile quite unusual for Jess, the towns very own bad boy turned back to reading and the smile stayed etched on his face.

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