I wrote this initially on tumblr (so if you see it floating around on there, yes, it is mine...thought I'd let you know now.

Let's get started, shall we?

I'm putting this up then I'll edit it at a later date...make it longer, etc...not sure how to do that on tumblr...I'll figure it out, I suppose.

xxx

"Madea, do you want a balloon?"

"What the–," Madea screeched, jumping up, swearing under her breath that she was going to make sure that whoever it was, was gonna be needin' Jesus in their lives as she whirled around only to see a demented clown with glowing yellow eyes and buck, pointed teeth staring at her with drool dripping down his face. Her brows furrowed together as she leaned against the counter with her left hand on her hips before she looks to the clown, the front door, the windows then the clown again. "Oh, not this again. I know...I know damn well I didn't let your ass into my house. How the hell do you know my name anyway?"

He gave her a giggle. "I know everyone's name."

"Yeah? And who are you? The crackhead clown?" She laughed, a lone brow raising up as she continued on with her usual jabbering, not paying attention to the fact that the clown had taken a few steps closer. "...What'chu doing being all dressed up like that for? The circus ain't been around here for some time. You look like you stuck your damn finger in a light socket. Hell, your forehead so big it could be used to as an airport is what it is."

She cackled.

"I'm Pennywise the dancing clown." Pennywise swallowed and held out a balloon to her. "Here's a balloon. Take it."

"No, I don't want no damn balloon!" As he took another step towards her she took a step back. "Get any closer and I be laying your creepy ass out." Another step. "Oh Lort have mercy...lort have mercy I'm gonna send this crackhead clown to the asylum is what I'm gonna do."