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Yes, this is my challenge! My lovely challenge! :D *caresses drabble challenge and prompts affectionately* Oh, I'm sorry! Moving on.

Those who are interested in joining this challenge and would like the list of prompts, please PM me. You can find the rules on my forum, The Writer's Challenge, under the 100 Drabble Challenge thread. When you do the drabble challenge, please credit me and invite others to join as well. I will be taking part in this challenge as well. I had fun making the prompts, so expect them to be interesting. :)

And so, here we go with the third drabble challenge. :)

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25.) Nitrogen

Word Count:171

Thranduil sat on his throne, admiring the Christmas lights and streamers. Everything was in the colors red and green. Lovely! Just lovely! Why then was there a blonde-haired maiden coming towards him? He paid her no heed as he watched the garland go up.

"Thranduil! Oh Thranduil!" The blonde-haired maiden proclaimed. "You could be my nitrogen and I your hydrogen."

"Darling, if you were water and I were flames, I would freeze your heart in less time." Thranduil said, checking his mirror.

"But Thranduil, I love you!" The maiden demanded. "Isn't love enough?"

"Get her out!" Thranduil told the guards.

"Oh Thranduil, my love!" The maiden cried, as the guards took her away. "I love you! Please, let me be your nitrogen!"

"Now where was I?" Thranduil asked, returning his gaze to a mirror. "Ah yes. Back to the festivities." He watched as the rest of the decorations were set up. Oh, lucky him! Nothing could stand in his way now. Not even fair maidens who wanted to be his nitrogen.

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