Rated for drug and alcohol use, language, self-harm, suicidal tendencies, limes/lemons, incest and a few other things I might be forgetting. Please enjoy and strong character bashing.

Lincoln sat on his bed in his darkened room, his head down and his back against the wall. He looked towards the door and heard his parents arguing about him and his reckless behavior, "He got kicked out of the store Lynn!" he heard his mother shout and he sighed, "I sent him to the store because he told me he can do the grocery shopping and I was a fool to believe him! He got the entire family banned from ever setting foot in that store again and now I have to drive an extra forty minutes to the next city!"

"I know Rita, I know," Lynn Sr. sighed, "But…there's not much we can say about that. He hasn't excelled in anything. He gives up halfway through everything we put him through and…" Lincoln hissed and slammed the door shut before opening his top drawer and pulled something out before he sat back down on his bed.

The door opened and Luan stepped into the room, "Linc?" she flicked the light on and her eyes widened when she spotted her only brother sitting on the floor, a bottle of dark liquor held tightly in his hand, "Lincoln, where did you get that?"

"Found it," Luan frowned and sat down next to him, "I never understood why adults liked this whiskey stuff, but it makes you feel all warm inside and it completely numbs the pain."

"You…you took that from mom and dad's special cabinet, didn't you?" Lincoln groaned and looked away and Luan frowned, "Lincoln, Luna got in trouble for that. Mom and dad thought she broke into their cabinet and took a bottle,"

"So," Lincoln giggled and shook his head, "Now she knows what it's like to be blamed for something that she didn't do," he struggled to stand on his own two feet and slurred, "You know Luan, mom blames me…she thinks it's my fault that she was banned for the store…when I didn't do anything," he staggered around the room and Luan frowned and held her brother's hand, "I didn't…tell mom because…you guys are my sisters and I love you all, but the very least you could've done…tell mom the truth," Luan hugged him and Lincoln pushed her away, "Hey get off me! I don't need a hug,"

"I think you do, Lincoln," Luan took the bottle from him and put the lid back on tightly, "Why don't we put this away for the night? You look like you can use some rest," Lincoln groaned and Luan placed the bottle on the dresser before looking at her brother, "I'll stay with you tonight. We can't have you drinking anymore," she grabbed him by the hand and led him to the bed and laid down next to him.

She lightly stroked Lincoln's hair and Lincoln hiccupped, "Luan, do you know what I just realized?" Luan looked at him and frowned, "I do nice things for my sisters, like all the time, but when I need help on certain matters…none of them are there."

"Lincoln what are you talking about?"

Lincoln snickered and shook his head, "It's true. When Lucy and Lynn were fighting, Lynn stayed in my room for a week and during that week, she destroyed my room. Why didn't they just use their stupid sister fight protocol," Luan frowned and Lincoln chuckled, "Oh that's right, you don't know about that, do you?"

Luan sighed and shook her head, "No, I don't know. Why don't you tell me what that's about?"

"Well I've only heard of this protocol when my oldest sisters Lori and Leni were fighting. I tried to make things right, it got worse, so I asked Luan and Luna to watch the two for the night and it got worse. Luna and Luan started fighting and soon Lola and Lana, and then all ten of my sisters were at each other's throats."

'The alcohol must be effecting his brain. He's talking to me about me and the others and he doesn't seem to notice,' she sighed and shook her head, "So…what happened? Did you try to help your sisters again?"

"I kept trying…but it didn't do any good," he hiccupped and sat up, "You see, no matter what I said or did, it just made things worse. And so…so here's where I get the feeling that they don't want me around…I went to my buddy Clyde and I spent the night at his house. When I came home…there was no fighting. I asked what happened and Lisa bluntly said, I left. Basically telling me they don't want me around,"

"You don't know that. Your sisters love you," Lincoln chuckled and shook his head, "Are you okay Linc?"

"You're funny, but not as funny as my sister Luan. She's hilarious," he laid back down and sighed, "She's my favorite sister. I can't hold anything against her even if I tried. She always tries to make people laugh…can I tell you a secret?"

"You're pouring your heart out to me, so I guess I can keep a secret,"

"I love Luan," he smiled and Luan's eyes widened, "If we weren't related I'd ask her out…but then again there was the bad luck fiasco…I don't know, maybe I can ignore those feelings…Luan is my sister and there's nothing I can do about it,"

Luan sighed and wrapped an arm around him and held him close, "Your secret is safe with me Linc…but maybe we should get some sleep. You've drank a lot of whiskey and we wouldn't want anything happening to you," Lincoln yawned and nodded before nuzzling closer to her before falling asleep in her arms.

Luan sighed and looked out the window as the pale moonlight shined above them and she held her brother close and fell asleep.

Okay, if it isn't obvious, this story is going to follow these two. Like I said in the opening AN, this is rated for a list of reasons and who gets bashed and who gets spared will be my choosing. Please do not request this person or that person to be spared as I will find it a waste of time because I already have this written out.

Please enjoy everyone and please let me know what everyone thinks.