Hey guys, I'm here to bring you an all new fanfiction. As far as I know this one is completely unique. No one has ever done this concept before. Now I know what you thinking. "King, where is "How Can You Forgive Us?" or "Revelation of Arekeanus". Hakuna your Tata's. Let me explain something. I forget things very easily. I was sitting on the crapper, when this idea came into my head, and I would have hated myself if I forgot about it. The other two stories are NOT going on a hiatus. Their chapters will come out when I fell that they are good enough for you guys to read. That being said, I also want to be able to write multiple things and get some of my ideas out of my head, and into the site for you guys to read. This general fic takes place in a world where Lincoln never existed until… Anyway, enough talk. Lets get started.

What is Human?

Chapter 1

What's the first thing most people think of when they hear the Loud house? They think of the children rampaging in that house. They think of the utter madness that is in it. They also think of condoms, because 11 kids was a little to much. But what they never thought of was the problems that resided inside of the home.

Rita was currently helping Leni with her make up. She was still venturing into clown territory, and that was fine, but Luan kept making those jokes, and puns. Rita couldn't take much more, until she was called by someone else foe help. Lynn Sr wasn't doing much better either. He was helping Jr with baseball, and so far Sr was mentally counting how much it was going to take to replace the window.

"Sorry dad." Lynn Sr heard Lynn jr say.

"Its fine, it was bound to happen at some point anyway. I should have seen it coming. Go inside and grab a box and put it over the window with some tape until we get it replaced." Sr said. Lynn did as she was told. Lynn Sr leaned against the tree for a good five seconds until he was called to do something with Luna. He groaned and went off to do his fatherly duty.

This situation would repeat repeatedly. The parents would help their children with whatever they needed, and as soon as they were finished, another child was calling them. This went on all day, every day for the last 17 years.

Lynn and Rita were currently sitting on the couch after a long day. They were actually slouching and talking about the situation.

"Lynn I cant keep doing this. How much longer?" The distressed mother asked.

"Lily's about 1 and fourth years old so… another 17 years." He responded. The two parents groaned.

"If we keep doing this, were either going to work ourselves to death or die of stress. Or both!" Rita exclaimed.

"What choice do we have? Their our daughters. We love them very much, and its not like we can pay for someone to help us." Lynn said

They both let out a heavy sigh in exhaustion. Unknown to them, Lori, had been at the base of the stairs the entire time. She looked at them in pity. They were exhausted. Something needed to be done. She quietly went back upstairs and called and emergency sister meeting. When the sisters all got their they were confused by why the meeting was taking place until lori bang her shoe.

"Ok guy we need to talk. Mom and Dad are literally exhausted down there. They need some help but they cant afford it. Something need to be done." Lori told them.

"Let's pool our money and get some help." Lana said.

"Let's just give them a break for a while" Suggested Luna.

"Negative my older siblings. That would only be a temporary solution to the problem. What we need is an extra hand to work with. An I think I know how to get it." Lisa said.

"What do we do?" Asked Lori.

"You don't do anything. But do give them a break. It will take time for my… solution to arrive. Until then I will need to be left completely alone. Not to be disturbed by anyone. Do you understand?" Lisa told them. The sisters nodded yes.

Lisa then proceeded to walk into her room, close the door and lock it. She was going to have to stay in here until her project was done. She had plenty of food and water to last her. She went to her filing cabinet, and pulled out a blueprint. She unrolled it to see what lied on the inside. It was the endo-skeleton or something. She smiled slightly.

"This will be my greatest creation."

Time Skip: About 2 weeks:

Its been about two weeks alone in this room. By herself. She was really starting to show it. Ahe was filthy, and she smelled. Her hair was a mess, and her eyes were blood shot. But she couldn't give up now. She was so close to finishing. The first week was spent just making the AI for the thing. Now all she had to do was make a body for it. She originally wanted to go with something from Big hero 6's Baymax, but she concluded that it was to stupid of an idea. So she went with a humanoid design. The more she did, the more potential she saw in the creation. It was perfect. It had everything that the sisters could ever want. All she needed now was for it to work. She hooked it up to the generator and switched it on. It shook violently under the mat, glowing in certain parts. Then she flicked it off quickly.

"Eureka, I've done it. It works just as I hypothesized. Now the only thing left ot do is to show the rest of the family.

Elsewhere:

Things have been slightly different for the Loud parents. The children have seemed to calm down in the last few weeks and they could never be happier. They weren't as tired anymore and they were able to go out to date night two weeks in a row. It was fantastic. But they knew something was up. Lisa had not come out of her room for weeks. Rita tried to get her to come out, but every time Lisa told her that she was busy with something that could benefit the entire family, and to leave her be.

Whatever it was it was taking an very long time. Rita was worried about her daughter.

Her thoughts were interrupted when the very daughter she was thinking about came in down stairs in the living room and made an announcement.

"Everyone, if I could have your attention for just a moment. I have finish what I have been working on, and I would like to show all of you. Especially out parental units." Lisa said.

The sister didn't argue. This thing was supposed to make their family better. The parent just went because they we curious about what their little genius made in the last two weeks. They all went up into Lisa's room; saw a table with a large piece of cloth over it. There was something under it, but they could not really tell.

"If I can have everyone's attention. Us children have noticed out Parental units strife, and we wish to ease that burden, even if its just a little. So that is why I have constructed THIS!" Lisa said this as she tore off the paper to reveal:

A small boy, wearing nothing but a pair of athletic shorts. He was kind of muscular, not so much that he was defined. But enough to the point of him not bine wimpy. White skin, and was slender. The thing that stood out most though was his white hair.

At first, everyone was confused. Who was this strange boy? Rita was the first to respond.

"Lisa, who is that?" She asked.

"I'm glad you asked that mother." Lisa Responded. "This is Lincoln Loud. It is a fully functional robot that I have created to help us children with our daily activities."

At first everyone was confused. Lisa created a fully functional humanoid robot. It wasn't possible. That was until she flipped a switch, and it started to shake. After a few seconds it stopped. Then it opened its eyes. It then proceeded to look at them, as if scanning them.

"Scan complete. Hello family." It said, "I am Lincoln, the handy robot. I can help you with whatever you want." It then stepped of the table and began to walk towards them. In fear, the parent put their arms around their children. Lincoln scanning them constantly saw that they were afraid of something, as if something was going to attack them. It went into battle mode. A stun gun flung out of his left forearm and a baton shot out of his right palm. A visor covered his eyes as he scanned the room for danger. After a while, it didn't find anything.

"Danger not found. What seems to be the problem?" Lincoln asked. Lisa walked up to the bot and explained.

"They are afraid of you." She explained. Hearing this, the bot exited battle mode, and looked at the family. He got down on one knee to their level.

"I wish no harm upon you. I only wish to serve." It said. For a good minute no one moved. That was until Leni walked over to it and started to speak.

"So, like, do you know anything about fashion?" she asked.

"Acquiring fashion knowledge." Lincoln's eyes glowed a little and little lines of text started to steam over his eyes. "Knowledge acquired. I know have all known fashion knowledge installed." Everyone looked impressed. Lisa then spoke up again.

"This machine can never hurt you. I made sure of that. It wishes only to serve its masters. Which would be us." She explained. Hearing this the parents walked over to the bot to get a better look at it.

"So this…thing… will do anything its told?" Lynn asked.

"Within reason, yes." Lisa responded.

"Ok. Uhhh, Lincoln, go do the dishes." Rita said. The bot immediately perked up and walked out the room. It went down the stairs and into the kitchen, where it started to wash the dishes faster than if Rita and Lynn were washing then together. The two parent looked at it with happy expressions. They now had help around the house. It was almost to good to be true.

"Now there is something you must know. It does have a battery so it must charge occasionally. Other than that, it will be fine." Lisa said.

"Ok, we'll just charge it every night and we will be fine." Rita said. Thing were finally looking up, and it looked like a new golden age was about to begin.

Or was it?

Chapta 1 baby. Oh man. I already know where im going with this. I'll see what I'm going to do next. It might be this it might be something else. Who knows? All I know is I got work to do, and yall have something to look forward to. Leave a review, and tell me what you think. PM me if you have questions. So until next time, I will see you guys when I see you guys. Peace