"Oh yeah. Right there. Don't stop. Fuck me daddy. Fuck me. Oh yeah."

"Please tell me you don't think that's how it really is." Finley said as she pushed the door open to her brother's room. "Real sex is nothing like that dude." She laughed.

Bash turned away from his computer screen and towards his sister. "Well, I wouldn't know." He said frustrated.

Finley crawled up on the bed next to her brother as the raunchy porn played on his mac. She tilted her head to the right and grimaced. "That looks painful." She said as she watched the two people on the screen.

"You mean, girls don't like it when you do that?" Bash asked as he turned back to the screen.

"Would you like it if your ass cheeks were spread over some weird wood railing while some juiced up muscle man tried to fuck you over the edge of the rail and to you death in the forest below?" Finley asked as she described the unrealistic scene.

Sebastian laughed, "Probably not."

The two returned their attention back to the screen in front of them.

"Girl troubles?" Finley asked her younger brother.

He shrugged and sighed as he reached forward to push the forward button on his screen making the two adult performers move hilariously in fast forward. "Freshman Prom's in 2 weeks and I just want to be ready in case Kelly, you know, wants too."

Finley tried to contain her laugh. She leant over and bumped her brother's shoulder. "She's not gonna want to sleep with you kid." She teased.

Sebastian stopped the forward movement as the next scene began. A busty brunette woman was in the shower with soap running down her body, her hands roaming everywhere as the classic porn music played in the background.

"Why not?" He scoffed clearly offended by his sister's comments.

"Cuz you're a dork bro." Finley teased.

"Whatever" He mumbled under his breath as the brunette in the shower was joined by another woman.

"Oh no. Fuck that. Change that shit" Finley yelled.

He reached forward for his computer quickly fumbling for the correct key.

"Oh my god, that could be our moms. I don't want to see that!" Finley yelled as she covered her eyes from the screen.

"Hey guys, come on. We are supposed to be" Beca said as she pushed the door open to her son's room.

Finley and Sebastian froze. Beca looked between them as she heard the moaning coming from the computer.

"Dude" Finley said elbowing her brother who jumped into action again and reached for the top of the computer and slammed it shut.

Once the image had disappeared from her eyes she slowly felt her heart begin to start beating again. She could feel a single drop of sweat form on her forehead and begin to slide down her face. Her mouth was dry and she was having trouble forming thoughts that could lead to words and eventually into a sentence.

"Hey. Mom." Finley said trying to break the ice. "What's up?" She asked nonchalantly.

The two kids looked at their mother who was short circuiting in front of them. Of course she would be the one to catch them and not their other mother who wouldn't be standing frozen in shock.

Finley glanced at her brother who was in the same statue like state as their mother. She rolled her eyes and pushed herself from the bed. "Tonight's the night we are meeting up with mom on set?" She asked as she walked towards Beca.

Beca slowly nodded in response unable to take her eyes of the closed laptop laying on her youngest son's bed.

"Then we better get going right?" Finley asked. "Don't want to be late now do we?" She said as she turned her mother by the shoulders and began to push her out of the room. She looked back over her shoulder to her brother who hadn't moved and hadn't blinked since he slammed the computer top down. "Get ready loser. Be down in 20 minutes." She ordered.

Once out in the hall way she turned Beca back around by the shoulders. "Now mom." She began in a soothing voice. "It's not what you're thinking." Finley said calmly. "I mean, I don't actually know what you're thinking because you're being like super freaky right now. But it's all good. Bash was just watching some good old fashion porn prepping for prom with Kelly. So you know, he could have sex with her." Finley explained as if it were nothing. "Unless that's what you were thinking when you walked in. If so, then it's exactly what you're thinking."

Beca's heard her daughter's voice and listened to her explanation and it didn't make her feel better. Her baby boy was thinking about having sex.

"But don't worry. I explained to him that that is not how most sex is. It's usually much quicker and less theatrical. At least in my experience anyway." Finley shrugged. The horrified look on her mother's face five seconds ago was nothing compared to the wide eyed expression Beca was now wearing after learning that her oldest daughter had been having sex. "Okay." Finley said awkwardly. "I'm gonna go get ready. Good talk mom." She said as he quickly walked past her mother and towards her bedroom.

XxXxXx

Chloe smiled as she was Finley walking through the crowd. Her daughter waived back at her as she walked quickly towards her. Chloe caught a glimpse of Sebastian and Beca not far behind. The expression on both her wife and son's face worried her.

"Hey mom" Finley said as she reached the redheaded actress.

"Hi baby." Chloe greeted. She pulled her tall daughter in for a hug. "What's going on with those two?" Chloe asked pushing back from her daughter.

Finley widened her eyes and shrugged her shoulders, opting not to tell her mom about what happened at home and about the silent car ride from the house to the movie studio.

"Bash?" Chloe asked as her son reached her.

He immediately fell into her arms needing to be soothed from his traumatic afternoon. He was so much like Beca, it was scary. He could be moody and awkward. He could be the sweetest boy at times but liked to pretend he didn't have a big heart and when he was stressed out or worried, he always sought the comfort of Chloe's arms. The same as Beca did. He immediately relaxed for the first time in hours as he felt her hug him tightly. "Hi mom." He whispered softly.

"You okay baby?" She asked as she eyed a very nervous music producer across the room at the bar ordering a drink.

"Yeah." He said a little too quickly.

"Okay" Chloe sang. She turned to both her kids, "What's going on guys?"

"Nothing." Finley answered quickly.

"Why are you acting so weird?" Chloe asked. She looked from Finley towards Sebastian who she knew would crack first. He always did.

"We're not acting weird mom." Finley answered again. She looked to her brother who looked like he was about to burst. "We're gonna go find some cool people to hang out with. It's not cool to hang with your parents." Finley said teasingly as she pulled her brother by the arm away from the redhead.

Chloe turned back towards Beca who had a shot glass in her hand and her head tipped all the way back. "What the hell?" Chloe asked herself as she looked from between her kids to her wife. She made her way through the room, hugging some people and waiving at others, until she got to the bar. "Getting drunk at my wrap party?" She said as she bumped into Beca's shoulder playfully.

Beca was able to drain 3 shots since she made it to the bar and she was starting to feel better. She felt Chloe slide up next to her. She smelled the redhead's perfume. And she turned just in time to catch her wife's flirty wink. "I walked in on the kids watching porn." She said loudly as she slammed the small glass down on the wooden bar top.

Chloe felt the eyes of her co-workers on them instantly. She smiled and then turned back to Beca. "What?" She asked in a hushed tone.

"I walked in on them watching porn in Bash's room." Beca said as she titled her head towards the bar tender who filled up the glass again. "Apparently" She paused as she tossed her fourth shot back. "Bash wanted to know what sex is like so they watched fucking porn Chloe." Beca explained quickly. And thankfully much quieter. "And Finley" She said loudly as she remembered but lowered her voice when she saw the look Chloe gave her. Beca leaned closer to her wife to whisper, "Finley explained to him that porn wasn't a good example of how sex really is." Beca shook her head as she remembered, "in her experience."

It made sense to Chloe now. She reached for Beca's shot glass and held it up to the bartender.

"I think she told her" Bash whispered as they watched their parents from across the room.

"No shit Sherlock" Finley replied as she watched Chloe take a shot.

"I'm so dead." Bash mumbled to himself.

"You?" Finley questioned loudly. Some of the other people around them paused their conversations to look at her. "Sup?" She said with a head nod. After those people returned to their conversations she turned back to her brother. "I totally told mom that I was having sex with Brady." Finley winced. "Not in those words exactly but she knows." Finley's eyes widened quickly, "Oh god. She's going to kill him." She reached into her pocket and pulled out her phone.

"I'm going to fucking kill the Swanson kid." Beca seethed at the bar.

"No you're not." Chloe said trying to calm her wife. "It will be okay Becs."

"Okay?" Beca questioned. "That boy is sleeping with our daughter."

Chloe nodded slowly as she watched Beca let the information set in. "But he is a sweet boy. And they are using protection." Chloe said calmly.

Beca turned quickly. "You fucking knew?" She asked loudly.

"Okay. Calm down babe" Chloe said leaning towards her wife. "Yes" She whispered. "I knew. She needed to talk to someone about it and of course she came to me. Be glad she did Beca." Chloe said pulling back from her wife. "Otherwise neither of us would know she was active" Chloe said for lack of a better word in a public place. "This was going to happen sooner or later Beca." Chloe added. "For Bash too."

Beca turned away from her wife. She knew she was right but she didn't want to think of it.

"She's so pissed" Bash said as he chewed his thumbnail as he watched his mothers.

Finley slapped his hand from his mouth. "Stop that's gross." She said firmly.

"What does Brady say?" He asked turning to her sister who was holding her phone in her hand texting her boyfriend.

"He said that his mom doesn't know but that Uncle Jesse does." Finley answered.

Bash made a face, "Don't you think it's creepy that you refer to your boyfriend's dad as Uncle Jesse?" He asked teasingly.

"Well, now I do." Finley said turning away from her brother. "Oh no. Here they come."

Sebastian turned slowly back around to see his parent's a few steps away. He began to freeze up immediately.

"Okay you two. We need to talk." Chloe said calmly when she reached them.

"Is it safe?" Finley asked looking around the redhead to Beca whose expression was still of anger.

Chloe glanced behind her to her wife and rolled her eyes. "Beca?" She asked.

Beca swallowed and fixed her face the way her wife had told her to do before they began walking over. "Yes. It's safe." She mumbled.

"Let's go to my trailer" Chloe said to her kids and wife, knowing they would have some privacy to have a much needed family discussion.

The three followed Chloe back to her assigned trailer not far from the set the wrap party was being held at. Once inside Chloe pulled the door closed. She turned to find Bash and Fin sitting next to each other but her wife as far across the room as possible. But this time she didn't see anger in her wife's eyes. It was something else. Sadness? Embarrassment? Probably both.

"Okay." Chloe said as she walked across the room and linked her hand with Beca's. She pulled the brunette across the room to sit on an adjacent couch. She held tight to Beca hoping to offer her some comfort during the conversation she knew was going to be extremely uncomfortable and awkward for her wife. "Who wants to start?" She asked looking across to her two teenage kids.

Both kids quickly shook their heads.

"Okay. I'll start." Chloe said with a breath. "Sex is a normal part of life."

She felt Beca tense next to her. "When two people love each other" She said trying to romanticize it for Beca's sake or maybe her own sake, "they have a need to connect with each other on a deeper more physical level."

"Oh please" Beca scoffed next to her surprising Chloe and both her kids. "He was watching porn Chlo" Beca said pointing her finger towards the boy. All the shots were hitting her hard and she didn't seem to be having any more issues speaking about the topic. "I saw it. They" She said looking back at Finley, "were watching two girls get it on in the shower."

"No" Finley said sharply. "We were changing it because it reminded us of you guys." She argued loudly, "And that is too gross for words. Not two girls because you know I don't care about that," she was rambling, "It's just the thought of you going at each other like"

"Okay" Chloe said loudly cutting her daughter off trying to bail her out. "Everyone just take a breath." She said trying to calm the room. "Seriously Bash" She said looking at her son who was once again froze still. "Breath honey."

"The young man let out a breath."

"No one is in trouble." She said softly. "It's natural to be curious but why didn't you come to us honey?" Chloe asked the boy.

He shrugged. "Cuz you're girls" He mumbled. "You don't know what it's like."

"What what's like?" Beca slurred. "We've had sex with men." Beca informed her two kids who looked as uncomfortable as she felt. "Not at the same time, obviously"

Chloe put her hand on Beca's leg. "I don't think that's what he meant Becs. Let him speak." She said softly to her wife who was just realizing what she said.

"Being a guy with two moms and a sister and wondering about sex." He said plainly.

"No but" Chloe answered calmly. "We could have asked Uncle Jesse to talk with you." Chloe replied.

Beca cringed at the sound of her best friend's name. Her best friend whose son is sleeping with her teenage daughter. "Since when have you and Brady been?" She asked loudly interrupting Chloe and Sebastian moment.

"Since last year some time." Finley said fudging the truth a little bit. It was closer to a couple of years. She looked to her redheaded mother who seemed to be on the same page about the white lye.

"I'm going to kill that little shit" Beca cursed under her breath. She'd just seen him yesterday at the studio.

"Babe" Chloe said trying to calm Beca again.

"And you're entirely too fucking young" She said to her son.

"I'm not mom." He tried to argue. "All my friends are doing it."

"Okay." Chloe said as she stood getting everyone's attention. "Let's all just take a breath."

She could hear the loud breathing in the room and was about to speak but was surprised to be interrupted by a calm Beca.

"I know you guys are getting older." She said shaking her head. "And as much as I want to think of you two as my two little sweet babies forever, I know you're growing up. And I know you're doing and your curious about" She paused and swallowed hard, "things."

"Sex" Finley said interrupting her. It wasn't rude, she just wanted her mom to know she could say the word.

Beca shook her head. Finley reminded her so much of Quinn every day. The dark haired girl never failed to not challenge her in every opportunity available just like she was doing now.

"Sex" Beca mumbled reluctantly.

Chloe sat back trying to fight a smile that wanted to form on her face.

"So you're having it. With that twerp Brady Swanson." Beca said quickly.

"Mom" Finley said turning her dark brown eyes towards Chloe.

"Babe" She softly reprimanded her wife.

"You're being safe?" Beca asked looking directly into her daughters eyes.

"Yes" Finley answered.

"And he doesn't pressure you at all?" Beca asked again.

"No ma'am." Finley answered maturely.

"And you" Beca stopped and sighed, "love this"

"Mom!" Finley snapped towards Chloe again thinking her mother was going to insult her boyfriend again.

"What?" Beca said after Chloe smacked her lightly on the arm. "I was going to say, you love this kid?" she said defensively.

"I don't know" Finley answered honestly. "Maybe. I'm not sure."

Beca nodded. "Okay" She said calmly. "That's okay. Sex doesn't always have to be about love. But that doesn't mean you should just be doing it with anyone who passes by."

"Oh God. Mom please" Finley begged. "Please stop."

"Let her get it out baby" Chloe said hushing the teenage brunette.

"And, you shouldn't be watching porn to learn how to have sex" Beca added glaring at her son. "You should be watching porn to get off or something."

"Beca!" Chloe said loudly.

"Oh God." Finley covered her face at her mother's slip up.

"Please kill me." Bash said as he closed his eyes and wished to be somewhere else completely.

AN: Just an weird idea that floated into my brain. Meant to be funny and meant to be a one shot but I'd still love to hear what you guys though. Thanks!