AN: Hello all!

My name is Insane Infinity Blade. I've written a few stories before, but never published them. As such, I lost them, and I can't remember them all that well. This however is a brand new story I've had jumping through my head for the past few months. So, I finally knuckled down and decided to put it to paper... er, keyboard. As you can see this is a RWBY and High School DXD crossover. I haven't seen very many so far, especially not the way I plan to write mine. I'll give everyone who decides to read this AN fair warning, this story starts at the very beginning of DXD, but towards the middle of the RWBY.

READ THE FLASHBACKS. I cannot stress that enough. The flashbacks will explain why things start out as they do. Now, I'm not trying to nerf Issei, but I don't want him over powered right from the get go. Which means, he will not awaken Boosted Gear early. That will be a bit more canon.

Disclaimer: I own only the idea of this story, all characters and references are property of their original owners.

Enough rambling. Its STORY TIME!

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Issei Hyoudou appeared to be many things, lazy, letcherous, with a ludicrous tendency to scream to the heavens his love of breasts. To the women of Kuoh Academy, of which they were the majority, he was known as the "Lazy Lump of Lust". With his two friends, Matsuda the "Perverted Baldy", and Motohama the "Perverted Glasses", the three made up the "Perverted Trio" of Kuoh Academy.

"What do you mean, you stopped watching porn!?" Matsuda yelled.

"How dare you!? To turn away from porn is blasphemy!" Motohama declared.

However, most of us know things are not always as they appear.

"I'm sorry guys, but lately, I've been getting bored with porn," Issei calmly stated.

The onlookers of the trio's usual antics during lunch were shocked. The most lust filled boy in school suddenly giving up porn? And calmly at that!? What next, the sky is falling!?

What everyone failed to see was that the Issei that left Kuoh yesterday was not the same Issei that came to school today. Something indefinable had changed between now and then. Maybe it was his posture, how he slumped over as if carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders. Maybe it was his stance, how he carried himself with an easy confidence one can only earn through hardship. Or maybe, it was his eyes; where before only lust and desire clouded his brown eyes, now there was a fiery determination burning brightly in his green eyes.

Two thirds of the Perverted Trio gasped and stumbled back as if physically struck, clutching at their chests.

"B-Bored...!" Motohama mumbled.

"T-That's not possible!" Matsuda whispered.

"How can you say that with such a straight face!?" The two shouted in unison.

Issei could only sigh at their antics. 'Was I really that bad? Damn, now I owe Yang 100 lien. Or would it be yen? Shit, I'm still confused how my semblance did this,' Issei thought to himself.

"Look, guys, I get that you're mad about it, but I've been thinking this over for a while now. I finally made my mind up last night. If you want it, you're welcome to take anything from my collection. It's getting tossed out later if you don't take it."

Like a switch was flipped, the two eagerly shouted "Deal!" together.

The onlookers could only gape at Issei's decision. The Lazy Lump of Lust was really going to give up porn. The only question was, why?

* End of School, Issei's house *

Issei came downstairs holding a box filled with all manner of adult entertainment.

"Here's everything guys, just don't fight over it until you've gone through it all at home alright?" Issei spoke as he set the box down. The two pervs greedily looked over the boxes contents, quickly identifying what they would share and what they would fight for.

With tears in their eyes they spoke as one, "Thank you for your sacrifice O' great sensei. We shall never forget your teachings, master."

Issei, more than a little creeped out replied, "Yeah, yeah. Just take it and go, okay?"

SLAM!

Issei blinked, and they were gone, out the front door with not a single look backwards.

Sighing, Issei walked back to his room and located the scroll Taiyang bought for him. He opened it up seeing he had a text from Yang. 'We'll be back soon, don't worry we left the weapons in the basement. ;)'

Relpying, he texted her 'Well take your time, my parents are on vacation right now. They won't be back for a few months at least. At least I have enough space to room everyone. Anyways, how's Ruby holding up without Crescent Rose?'

A few moments later a new text message appeared. 'Well that's a relief. And how do you think think? She is driving herself insane with worrying about her "baby". I think she needs a dose of her other "baby", and to just Yang out with you, Mr. Boyfriend.'

The pun was so bad Issei couldn't restrain himself from groaning in agony out loud.

'That was a horible pun, and you know it Yang!' He replied.

Setting the scroll down Issei let his mind wander to how he even met the two sisters, and all their friends at beacon. 'Man, how the hell did everything get so weird in my life? Oh yeah. I almost Died.'

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AN: So, I think that went well. Sorry about the (maybe) cliffhanger. I just noticed that they work well.

The first flashback I plan to do will be the start of the next chapter, and then switched back to present around the middle of the chapter.

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Constructive criticism is welcome, and flames only feed the fire that is my passion.

Blade, out.