Country roads, take me home...

To the place, I belong...

West Virginia, Mountain Mama...

Take me home...

Country roads...

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New Alcatraz - AVL Maximum Security Prison For Villains

"Miss Da Vinci! Miss Da Vinci!" a guard called as he hurried frantically down the hallway to Da Vinci's large office. The AVL head swivelled her chair around, seeing the worried guard and saying "what the heck do you want? I'm busy!"

"You need to see this!" the guard said as he pointed to the main prison.

"What's going on? You better have a good reason for dragging me down here!" Da Vinci said as she followed the guards to the large prison where all the cells were enlightened by shouting and jeering villains. They took her to the cell at the very end of the prison, opening it up to reveal that it was completely empty.

Da Vinci entered the cell slowly, seeing the bed and the mirror all in order. She looked around suspiciously, her eyes catching the Lorax poster on the wall. She stared at it intensely, before a guard said "ma'am! We found this under the bed!" as he passed her a hand-written paper note.

Dear Anti-Villain League,

It's been lovely of you to house me for this time,

But I think it's time I went back into the world!

Catch me if you can, signed.

Paulina Painful.

P.S. Might I suggest that you don't look behind the poster on the wall. :P

Da Vinci tore the picture from the wall, revealing a large hole with the sunlight peeking through the end. She groaned, saying "all agents to the sewers! Get her back now!"

Paulina landed in the middle of the sewer, moonwalking towards the exit as she pulled out her walkie talkie.

Man's red flower

It's in every living thing

She said "Temmy. You gotta come get me, sweetie!" as a voice on the other end said "right oh, darl. On mah way."

Mind, use your power

Spirit, use your wings

Several guards stormed the area and surrounded her, though Paulina leaped up over them, saying "head's up, suckers!"

Freedom

Freedom

A large hook swung through the air on a rope, knocking down a line of the guards as Paulina jumped up to grab it. She blew a mocking kiss to the defeated guards as she was hoisted up into the flying machine. She turned to Tem, who was piloting the jet as it flew out of the sewer.

Freedom

Freedom

"Great to see you, honey!" she said as she changed out of her prison outfit. Tem said "you're back and open for business, Paulina."

"Indeed I am." she grinned. "Set a course for the Easter Islands. Ha ha ha haaa!"

Da Vinci sat in her office, as the guards came in. The first guard said "ma'am! The prisoner has escaped in an invisible jet!"

"RRRAAAGGGHHH! You're all fired!" she said. "I want every other available agent looking for Paulina Painful, right now!"

DESPIC4BLE ME