The final chapter. Thank you all for reading this crackfic of all crackfics!

*SEX*

20. The Wedding

On the morning of the wedding, there was a flurry of activity at the hotel. Everyone was getting dressed for their big moment and, makeup, perfume and hair gel was shared all around. There were nineteen of them and George Huang had made a fitting list of a few questions they would all be allowed to answer simultaneously. They all walked each other in to give each other away, the grooms coming into the large room from one end, and the brides from the other end.

Carisi, standing on his toes in his white tuxedo, almost fainted when he saw his beautiful Alex come in in a tight, black leather dress, arm in arm with Nick, who was wearing a black tuxedo. Barba, dressed in a pink tux, squeezed Carisi's arm as he took in the sight of his husband-to-be.

Elliot clutched his heart when he saw Olivia enter in a stunning red gown. Cassidy was next to her in his light blue suit and Elliot frowned when he saw Cassidy had his hand on Olivia's ass, but when Tucker cleared his throat, Cassidy let go of her instantly. Elliot and Tucker both wore a black suit.

Casey and Monique had decided to ignore all the rules, and they came in together, dressed in identical long green skintight dresses with cleavages that almost reached their belly buttons. Fin was instantly rock hard at the sight of his two brides but kept it together as he approached them slowly, his dark brown suit coloring perfectly with the green of the ladies.

Kathy was the only woman who had chosen to wear white. She looked pale as a ghost but Trevor thought she was perfect. Maybe it was just the glow of his semen on her skin, he thought. Kathy walked arm in arm with Rita, who was wearing a dignified purple two-piece. Captain Cragen bit his lip and wondered if he would have to throw out his doll after today. Maybe Rita would let him have both of them. His little Captain was already starting to agree with the idea.

Ryan O'Halloran was also dressed in a white tuxedo, just like Carisi and his Melinda was wearing a black dress consisting of only lace. It was several layers but Ryan swore he could still see all of her body through it and hopped forward to meet his bride. Melinda was walking arm in arm with Munch, who only had eyes for his beautiful Amanda. Amanda was wearing a short pink dress and everyone knew she wasn't wearing underwear. Her long legs were in stockings that ended mid-thigh below her skirt and Munch licked his lips at the sight of her. Maybe his sixth wife would be his last, he mused, wiping his hands on the pants of his black tux.

When they had all gathered and the few other guests from the DA's office, the NYPD and a few law firms had lined the walls of the room, George explained that they should form two rows down the isle, so each person was facing their future spouse, "or spouses," he added with a wink to Fin.

He then started the ceremony, asking them all a few questions they were all supposed to answer simultaneously, loudly, looking at their bride(s) or groom.

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to be witness to these eight couples and one threesome making a few promises to each other, and telling the world that they are committed to having sex with each other for the rest of their lives."

Everyone in the room nodded and George looked at the few guests to make sure they all knew what was and wasn't promised here today. There was some whispering among the guests, and strippers Dani and Mike were making out in the back, but the guests all seemed to be in on what was happening.

"So, brides and grooms, I will now ask you to answer the following questions with a clear 'I do'. Understood?"

"I do!" all nineteen of them said, and George hopped up and down a few times, clearly enjoying the power he was having this morning.

Olivia, standing closest to George, winked at Elliot and then looked at George's crotch. Elliot grinned. George was very excited to have such power.

"Will you, brides and grooms, promise to have sex with your new spouses for the rest of your lives until death do you part?"

"I do!"

"Will you, brides and grooms, promise that no matter who you fuck or suck at any time and any place, you will always return to your spouse at the end of the day or night?"

"I do!"

"Will you, brides and grooms, promise that you will never refuse your spouse an orgasm when they request it, no matter how tired or sore you are? And do you promise you will accept it if your spouse uses other means than their body to give it to you or falls asleep on you while you get said promised orgasm?"

"I do!"

"Will you, brides and grooms, promise that you will take care of each others' needs, sexual or otherwise, until death do you part?"

They all looked at each other, knowing this was the most serious question of all, and they nodded, saying,

"I do!"

"Then, by the power vested in me by no one else but all of you, I now declare all of you friends and sex buddies for life! You may kiss!"

Both rows of brides and grooms rushed into each others' arms and kissed, and then proceeded to kiss and grope all the others as well to congratulate them. The guests joined in as well and when everyone was entangled with each other, George decided to literally jump in, and he bodysurfed the group until he was put down on the ground in between Nick and Barba. Nick grinned down at George and George yelped once before he disappeared in the crowd of kissing and hugging people.

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It took quite some time for everyone to find their own new spouses again to cut the eight cakes and open the eight bottles of Champaign. Dani and Mike manned the DJ station and made sure there was music everyone could dance to, ranging from upbeat numbers for quick fucks as well as slow songs for teasing and extented lovemaking. They all had the best time congratulating each other extensively and passionately and had no trouble including any guests in their celebrations that were up for it. George Huang was heard squealing from time to time and Alex was allowed to use her whip on more people than just her own pet Carisi.

Looking out contently over the group of co-workers and friends, all in various states of undress and arousal, Cragen squeezed his bride's hand and smiled at her.

"This is my family," he told her proudly.

Rita smiled up at him and lifted her purple skirt.

"I am so glad they are accepting me. I feel so at home with all of them."

"I am glad too," Cragen mumbled, pulling out his little Captain once more.

Rita bent over and Cragen let his eyes wander the room while he took his bride from behind in the corner.

Tucker couldn't keep his hands or mouth off his assistant, now sex buddie for life and in an uncharacteristic display of tenderness, kneeled for his Brian in public to service him. They were the Tucksidies now.

The Benslers were always all over each other and today was no different. They were on a couch locked in the 69 position for quite some time, only coming up for air and drinks every fifteen minutes.

The Tutuolas had gone to their room and weren't heard of all day and night again.

The Cabisi's had also gone up to their personalized playroom to re-enact their favorite torture movie.

The Barmaro's were making sure George didn't feel lonely all day long. Each time either Barba or George fainted, Nick moved to the other little man.

Ryan had managed to unwrap Melinda completely and she was now riding him on the dance floor in a pile of black lace. Melinda had decided they were now the O'Warners.

Trevor and Kathy hadn't been able to decide on a new name and rumor had it they were on their way to Queens to baptize every room of the house with Trevor's cum.

And last but by no means least, the Munchkins were dancing slowly regardless of what music was playing, Munch's hips moving continuously while Amanda's legs were wrapped firmly around his thin frame. She cried out from time to time, coming around his not so little Munchkin, and they were going to set a new record. She had given him a beautiful, huge black dildo as a wedding gift, molded after Fin's cock, and had promised to use it on him once they got up to their room. But for now, she just kept on coming on the dance floor.

Mike and Dani watched them all in awe and decided then and there, that they would be returning to the SVU shortly.

And they all lived happily ever after.

The End.