It was a quiet day in the Shinra building. Or rather, it had been, until a large explosion rocked the entire building back and forth. Of course, the culprit was no where near the explosion.

It was nice, knowing the ins and outs of explosives. It helped even more to have access to the explosives. Being a Turk had its perks. Too bad his fun wouldn't last long. He was the only one stupid enough to do something like this.

He mentally counted down from ten. Sure enough, as soon as he reached zero Tseng stepped into his office where Reno had been making paper airplanes out of the paperwork and flinging rubber bands at Rude.

"Reno. My office. Ten minutes. Rufus isn't happy." Was all that Tseng said before leaving, causing the redheaded Turk to blink. Reno slowly began to sit properly in his chair, taking his feet off of the standard issue desk and still looking at the doorway where his superior had just been.

Of course, he had to arrive at the meeting a fashionable five minutes late and smelling of beer. It was what he always did. As he walked in he could see Tseng pinching the bridge of his nose to ward off a coming headache and Rufus was standing, clearly unhappy.

"Yo, boss man. You called?" Reno greeted the two men casually, plopping down into an open chair and throwing his feet up onto Tseng's desk. Yes, he knew that he shouldn't. And it would get him yelled at some more. But really, they should know by now that he wouldn't stop just because they wanted him to.

"Reno, what was that explosion twenty minutes ago?" Rufus certainly got straight to the point, didn't he? Reno snorted and waved absently at the President of the Shinra Electric Company. "I dunno. A fuckin' earthquake?" He asked. He watched as Tseng brought up video footage of him setting the explosives, then pressing the shiny red button from his desk.

"Try again." Tseng demanded. Reno laughed. "Alright, so ya caught me yo. Good job. I was just making things exciting! Things have been boring ever since we lost Genesis, Angeal, Sephiroth, and Zack. Too damn boring. I was spicing things up some."

"So you 'spice things up' by being destructive?" Rufus asked. Reno nodded.

"Sure, boss! That's the only way I can, really. Everyone is too damn used to Zack's antics that if I stole every girl's panties and hung 'em up on the wall they wouldn't bat an eye."

"They were used to explosions because of Genesis." Tseng pointed out.

"Well, sure. I knew that. But that was fire materia. This was C4." Reno giggled, pulling out a cigarette and lighting it up. He absently began to smoke as they continued to talk.

Rufus sighed. "Reno, you can't keep this up. If you are bored, I'll send you on more missions. But you can't keep this up. We can't afford to repair all of the damages that you make."

Reno shrugged. "So long as I'm flying the chopper, boss."