That's Not How It Happened

It's here, folks. We're finally at the end of this wacky short story. As promised, we'll finally find out what really happened & maybe we'll finally know all about Jay's birthmark. Now sit back & enjoy this long-awaited finale.

Epilogue: What Really Happened

After many months of being tied up in the remains of the Samurai X lair, the Elemental Masters were finally released and can go back to their normal and obscure lives.

"Oh no you don't!" Nya threatened the Elemental Masters, "You're not leaving until you clean up this entire mess!"

"What!? But we didn't even do it!" Turner complained.

"Then who!?"

The side characters fell silent. The samurai got them and they had no choice but to start cleaning up.

"Wait, why are we cleaning too?" Jay noticed that he and the other ninja were also cleaning the mess.

"It's the right thing to do." Zane answered, always being too sweet for his own good.

Suddenly, the whole place shook with an ominous rumble…

And the roof of the Samurai X lair was torn off by a giant unholy creature. All the ninja and elemental masters stood dumbfounded by the gigantic monstrosity with the head of a real life turkey, a hot pink mohawk, and eight extremely buff arms. The turkey… man… thing started shooting lasers from its eyes and mouth while shrieking incoherent gibberish and wrecking the remnants of the Samurai X lair even further. Once the dust settled, it left as suddenly as it appeared.

"Looks like we just found out what really happened..." Cole regained his voice after many moments of flabbergasted silence.

"Why didn't you tell us in the first place!?" Kai exploded in front of the elemental masters.

"If we said a giant monster randomly came in and trashed the place, you wouldn't believe us." Neuro answered dryly.

"True..."

"Now will you tell us about Jay's birthmark?" Lloyd asked.

'Crap!' Jay was hoping everyone forgot about that.

"Of course!" Bolobo was all too happy to reveal one of the blue ninja's deepest, darkest secrets, "It's one of those things where once you see it, you'll never forget it!"

"Shut up! No one needs to know!" The lightning ninja tried to stop him but the other ninja and even Nya seemed eager to find out.

"I recall you saying it's in the form of a tiny heart." Zane memorized Bolobo's brief description of it.

"Yeah! And it couldn't be at a better place!" The master of nature continued.

"Do you remember where it is?" The ninja and even the elemental masters begged him to reveal one of Ninjago's darkest mysteries.

"No!" Jay tried to stop him but it was too late.

"That's easy! It's -"

The End

Yeah, I was just dragging you along with the birthmark thing. Too bad it will forever be one of those unsolved mysteries of life. But I hope you enjoyed this story & perhaps there will be more to come. See ya.

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What? Why are you still here? It's over! Nothing to see here!

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I mean it! This story was already a waste of time! Go!

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"It's smack dab in the middle of his left ass cheek!"