Seductive Sound

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Chapter Notation: Hiashi was right. Uchihas breed like rabbits, well at least in this epilogue. This takes place five years after the previous chapter. Enjoy.

Chapter 42

Hinata Uchiha loved her husband and she loved their children. She loved them very much, but sometimes they could be a handful. This was especially true when it came to their boys.

"Kosuke, stop that!" She shakes her head in disbelief.

Honestly, Kosuke and Hitomu were only five, but at this rate Hinata might very well be gray before she was thirty. Sasuke had the brilliant idea to teach them how to use Fireball Jutsus last week and well, they were rather proud of themselves for mastering it.

Her youngest son smiles at her. "I thought we were supposed to use Jutsus at the Academy?" In such a sweet way, that Hinata couldn't really be angry with him.

Damn the Bubble Eyes Jutsu. It was so lethal. It was right up there with Sasuke's Tongue Jutsu. (Not that her children her children were ever going to find out about that last part).

"You are." She sighs and rubs the back of her head. "It's just you're supposed to wait until your instructor says to do so." That or at least wait until the Entrance Ceremony was over at least.

"So that means no Chidoris until Kisame Sensei says so?" Hitomu looks at his mother in confusion.

Hinata couldn't help, but smack her forehead as her daughters giggle. "Yes, Hitomu." Gods and Goddesses help her, her children were too adorable and destructive for their own good. "That's exactly what it means." She shoots Sasuke a dirty look.

Of course, Sasuke was little help in this instance. "If you can teach the girls Gentle Fist, I can teach the boys Chidoris and Fireball Jutsus. It's only fair." He was smirking.

He needed to be smacked upside the head. Aye aye. What was she going to do with him? She'd have to get the chakra cuffs out later and teach him a lesson.

"Mother, when do we get to learn how to use the Fireball Jutsu and Chidori?" Katsumi looks up at the forlorn mother of four with hopeful eyes.

Katsumi and her sister were both three and they were both adorable. Each of them had her midnight blue hair, but they had their father's naturally midnight black eyes.

Well that was until either of them activated their Sharingan and Byakugan. All of their children could activate both of their Jutsus now. There had been unfortunate incident in which Kisame had gotten a little too playful at the beach and their children thought he was a shark.

Hinata sighs at the question and smiles at her. "When you turn five." That was at least two years away the mother thinks to herself as she brushes Katsumi's shoulder length locks of hair off to the side.

Apparently, that trauma had been enough to unlock all of the Sharingans and well Byakugans were something of an instinct. Unlike the Sharingan, most Hyuga Children could active them extremely young.

"I can't wait." Kiyoko smiles at Hinata as Sasuke continues to smirk.

All of their twins were identical. The only way to really tell them apart was their hairstyles and personalities, Hinata muses. While Katsumi preferred to wear her hair only semi long, Kiyoko's hair more closely resembled Mikoto Uchiha's in style and in length.

"That's the spirit." Sasuke clearly wasn't helping matters!

Hitomu laughs. "You'll be throwing fireballs and lightning in no time." Wonderful. Now, their elder brothers were encouraging the three year olds to become unholy terrors early.

Sasuke was rather proud of his naming skills though. Not without reason, of course. Katsumi's name meant victorious beauty and Kiyoko's pure child or clarity. Both were aptly named. It was Katsumi who was their little warrior princess and Kiyoko was so sweet. (Until she let herself get talked into going along with her older sister's mischief, anyway).

"Yay." Katsumi and Kiyoko both beam at the encouragement and Hinata shakes her head.

"Yeah." Naruto laughs as he strides over to them. "They definitely take a lot after Sasuke." That was true.

Of course, Hinata had left her mark in them. Unlike their father, her children all liked sweets. Whether that was purely because of her influence or because they were children, the Uchiha Matriarch wasn't sure. She'd claim it though.

"They have plenty of their mother in them as well." Sasuke smirks as he notices little Kosuke was already bounding over to Umi.

Hinata shakes her head. "I think it's a little early to be assuming such things. "Her husband didn't even need to say it, she already knew.

Umi was Suigetsu's and Karin's daughter. Her name meant ocean and the violet eyed, red head was already displaying her Hozuki blood with her water nature styles (and she was only four).

"Hiya, Kosuke!" She beams at him.

Immediately, their youngest son starts to turn as red as Umi's hair and fidgets. "Hi, U-Umi." Alright. Maybe, their children took after Hinata more than she thought.


Hiashi shakes his head as stands next to Tsunade and watches everyone arrive. "This is truly unbelievable." His grandsons were now old enough to enroll in the Academy.

Tsunade smiles at him and kisses his cheek. "I know. Time does fly." Indeed it did. It seemed like it was only yesterday, that Sasuke had kidnapped Hinata and now, they had four children! (Uchihas still bred like rabbits in his mind).

"Hey, all you brats." Hiashi could hear Kisame call out as he waves to t hem with Kaya by his side.

How the blue skinned man ever became an Academy Instructor, he'd never fully understand. Strangely enough though, he was good at it.

It seemed that everyone had found their career path though, particularly Taka. Karin was still working with the Naras and Jugo had become a fine Ninja Dog Trainer. Not only that, but Suigetsu's weapon shop was doing rather well.

"I know." Tsunade sighs and shakes her head as she watches Kisame greet everyone. "I never expected him to be an Academy Teacher or to marry either, but he did." True enough.

The surprises just kept coming though. Hinata was now a medic and Sasuke worked in the Intelligence Division. Apparently, he thought it was a good way to protect his children from future threats and he quite enjoyed terrifying people into revealing all of their secrets. Finally, the demon's talents were being put to good use, Hiashi supposed.

Even more shock though was the fact that Naruto had a son with Sakura. A son who was now bounding over to Katsumi. Amusingly enough, Sasuke was now twitching at that. This should be interesting.

"Hello, Koichi." Katsumi smiles at him.

The boy was blonde like his father, but had jade green eyes like his mother. His resemblance to the Fourth Hokage was rather striking, even at the age of four.

"Hey, Katsumi." He beams at her as he shows them all a bunch of candy. "Some strange man with bushy brows gave me these. Father says that it's okay though." He smiles at them. "He says it's safe to take candy from Bushy Brows Sensei." Though perhaps, not in spirit. Minato had been far more dignified.

"I don't know if it's a good idea to take candy from a guy with dead caterpillars for eyebrows." Hitomu shakes his head.

Kiyoko gives him a dirty look. "Mother says it's not nice to judge people based on how they looked." His grandchildren did have impressive vocabularies for their age though. Hiashi had to give them that much.

"Fine. Fine." Hitomu takes some candy and bounds off to his brother. "Kosuke, you want some? They have strawberry flavor!" They also all seemed to have some sort of strawberry fetish, but Hiashi figured it could be worse. At least it wasn't a Ramen fetish.


Itachi shakes his head as he makes his way to the Academy with Mei. At four, their daughters were a little bit too young to join either Academy. Still, it couldn't help to let them have an early look at what a Ninja Academy was like and they were all eager to cheer on their cousins.

"Your shoulders are prime real estate." Mei laughs softly at her husband.

Indeed. They apparently were. He had one daughter on each shoulders, but Itachi didn't mind. Sasuke had once been the same way. So it was far from the first time that he had given a child a piggyback ride on his back.

He smirks at his wife and kisses her cheek. "Just like their mother, they do love to crawl over me." To his delight, that prompts the woman to blush.

Mei had already been in her early thirties when they married. So it had been a surprise when she conceived so quickly and an even bigger one to find out that twins didn't just run in the Hyuga Family. Apparently, they also ran in the Uchiha Clan too.

"I-Itachi!" She shakes her head in disbelief at his antics.

She could 'I-Itachi' him, all she wanted. Mei knew it was the truth though. Much to his delight his wife was a very…affectionate woman. Thank goodness for the Jutsu or else they probably would have had at least half a dozen children.

'"Look, Chiyoko!" His eldest daughter points to her cousins. "They're already here!"

Kumi and Chiyoko were their identical twin daughters. Kumi was the eldest and her name meant rarely seen beauty, while her little sister's meant one thousand generations. Itachi thought both names were fitting (and that was why he had chosen them).

"Mother, Father, may we go see them?" Chiyoko looks up at them excitedly.

The Bubble Eyes Jutsu. It was perhaps the most deadly Jutsu known to all of mankind. Itachi found himself powerless to resist those eyes. Those beautiful green eyes that so resembled his wife's, but could turn crimson red when either of their daughters wished for that to be the case.

Mei smiles and kisses both of their foreheads. "Yes, go play with your cousins." Their children needed no further prompting apparently because they both ran off like bats out of Hell.

"They're certainly fast." Itachi chuckles at his observation.

The Mizukage nods in agreement. "Yes, they are." Because no one could argue with the accuracy of his assessment.

They both looked so much like their mother. How strange that the Uchiha Clan now had three sets of identical twins in it. That had to be some kind of record.

Chiyoko and Kumi were both blessed with gorgeous green eyes and long locks of hair that was styled like their mother's. They looked so much like her, save for Itachi's ears, skin tone, and his stress lines. (Which in their case, he figured were more the result of genetics than environmental factors).

"I still can't believe that Naruto's giant toads scared them enough to activate their Sharingans." They were so young to have activated them, but Itachi was teaching them how to properly manage their bloodline and when the time came, transfers would be performed.

Thanks to Tsunade's top secret and valiant work, they had figured out a way to clone the eyes. They would be used to trade in the even that there was ever an odd number of Uchihas needing new eyes to prevent blindness from overusing the Mangekyo Sharingan.

Thankfully, that day was still far off. "Me neither." A fact that everyone was tremendously grateful because having a child have an eye transplant just seemed like a horrific thing to ponder.


Two hours later and Sasuke was more than happy to get ready to leave. The Loser had droned on and on with his stupid speech. The blonde was Hokage now and that meant that he was required to be at the Entrance Ceremony. Which meant that Naruto was required to give a speech and drive Sasuke nuts.

Honestly, did the idiot have no idea how difficult it was to corral four children? Naruto had to be out of his mind, if he truly thought it was easy to have his Uchiha Princes and Princesses sit through a speech that was that long.

After all that, well Sasuke was in the mood for some entertainment. "How about we all go and visit with Uncle Neji?" He smirks at his children. "Hitomu and Kosuke, you can practice showing them your fireballs."

Itachi chuckles at Sasuke. "You can't be serious." Oh Sasuke was very serious.

At some point during the speech, everyone had gathered around and endured it together. Sasuke was with his family, Taka, and the Rookie Nine had all stood around like idiots, waiting for Naruto to finish his speech.

A speech that should have taken two minutes, but the loudmouth had managed to stretch it into two hours. It would have all been rather impressive, had Sasuke not had to stand through it with four fidgetting children in tow.

"Yes, Father!" He loved his children.

Not only where they adorable and intelligent, they were also (sometimes) rather obedient. Sasuke watches in amusement as they scurry over to Neji and Hinata gives him a dirty look. The look that said he was going to need to use the Tongue Jutsu later, if he didn't want to sleep on the couch.

He hated sleeping on the couch. Hinata rarely used that punishment though. She enjoyed their 'private training' as much as he did. (That's exactly what they called it, whenever their children asked about any strange noises coming from their room).

Most of the time, they remembered to use the Soundproofing Jutsu, but not always. Therefore, it had become rather necessary to give them some sort of explanation. Thankfully, the boys and girls hadn't asked any further questions because Sasuke was not quite ready to explain Kunais and Pouches to them just yet.

"Hey, Uncle Neji." The boys beam at him. "Father just showed us a new Jutsu last week and he said that we should show you it."

Neji nods at them. That stuckup prick still hated Sasuke, even after all these years. He certainly didn't hate his nieces and nephews though.

He smiles at them. "Of course. I look forward to seeing what you learned." Ha. He was going to regret that.

Hitomu and Kosuke smirk at each other. "Alright. Let's do this." A lot. "FIREBALL JUTSU!" Revenge had never sounded sweeter than when Neji Hyuga began screaming.


Later that night, Hinata shakes her head at Sasuke. Honestly, she couldn't believe he pulled that. Nevermind. She could.

"How long have you been planning to use our children to set my cousin's hair on fire?" Because it was likely that her lover had been planning to do so for years.

Sasuke just smirks at her. "Years." Well if nothing else, her husband was an honest man. "Since before our boys were born and don't worry. It'll grow back. They only singed him." That long?

She had always known that Neji and Sasuke would never see eye to eye. Still, that struck her as more than a little ridiculous. This was just crazy. Sasuke had even managed to mend things with Hiashi, but not Neji.

"Why did you tell our children to set his hair on fire?" Hinata sighs as she shakes her head in disbelief.

Sasuke smirks at her as though that should be rather obvious. "He's so full of himself." Yes, unlike a certain someone. "Him and his stupid Princess Hair had to be taken down a peg or two."

That's what this was jealous about? "You're jealous of his hair?" It was all Hinata could do not to gape at the other ninja.

Sasuke rolls his eyes at that as though that was the most ridiculous thing that he had ever heard. "Of course, I'm not jealous of his hair." Good. That would just be absurd.

It would be extremely childish. Sasuke was a father of four now. One would think that he would be a little more dignified than that.

"Oh Master Sasuke, you said you were looking for these." Aoda peeks his head through the window. "I found them." Chakra cuffs.

Of course, the snake would find their chakra cuffs. Still, that wasn't a bad idea. Sasuke certainly did need to be disciplined in some fashion. He had been rather poorly behaved today.

"Yes, I was." Sasuke pats the massive Summon's cheek and smiles. "You can go back to your Mate now. I know that the two of you are very excited for your first clutch." That was true.

Soon enough, more snakes would be slithering around the District. Hinata wasn't worried though. Their children were well versed in how to handle snakes and these weren't just any snakes. These were Summons.

They had human intelligence. So it wasn't as though a bunch of wild snakes were going to be attacking their boys and girls. No. This was something else entirely.

"Congratulations, by the way." Hinata smiles at the serpent. "I'm sure they will all be beautiful." Sasuke may have been naughty, but that as no reason to be rude to Aoda. The snake was over the Moon at the fact his Mate had laid their first clutch. So it was only proper to show some excitement for the reptile's good fortune.

"Thank you, Mistress Hinata." Aoda smiles at her. "You're right. We're very, very excited." With that being said, the snake slithers off rather quickly towards his Mate.

That was easy. Hinata reaches for the chakra cuffs, but Sasuke was just a little bit faster than her. Before the bluenette really knew what was happening, she was laying flat on their back. On their bed and completely at his mercy.

"That was cheating!" Hinata squirms against the cuffs.

Sasuke smirks and kisses her. "A ninja must expect the unexpected." To add insult to injury, he was using that voice again.

The one that she had woken up to all those years ago in the Sound. The seductive voice that still drove her crazy to this day and told her, that baby number five might be on the way.

"You want a tiebreaker?" She blushes.

Sasuke kisses her ear and nods with a smirk. "A tiebreaker might be nice and besides, we still have a book filled with potential baby names we could use and it's fun to try."

He had a couple good points there. "Mmm. Well maybe, I could be persuaded, if you use the Tongue Jutsu just right." Sasuke was a smart man. He could figure out what she meant.

"I think I can handle that." Sasuke quickly gets off of her and puts a sign on the door. "I'll even throw in the Soundproofing Jutsu as a bonus." Good idea, Hinata muses as she watches him lock the door.

The sign was a simple one. DO NOT DISTURB UNLESS AN EMERGENCY: TRAINING IN PROGRESS. Fortunately, their children were all very advanced readers for their age. So they understood the basic idea of what that sign meant. Their mother and father wanted some alone time.

"Mmm that's rather generous of you." Hinata giggles and Sasuke nods as he stalks towards her like a predator before playfully pinning her.

He still moved with such a sensual grace. "I thought so as well." If anything fatherhood had only added to it and then there was that voice. "Now, what was that you were saying about a tiebreaker, My Sunflower?"

Yes, about that tiebreaker. One thing was perfectly clear. Whether or not their little tiebreaker was conceived today, neither of them were going to get any sleep tonight. Though their bed would probably get quite the workout.

"A tiebreaker sounds very nice." Hinata smiles at him.

Thank goodness for the Soundproofing Jutsu. It would drown out the seductive sounds of their lovemaking and keep their children from getting further traumatized when they were old enough to understand what 'private training' actually meant, quite nicely. Seriously, whoever invented that Jutsu was a genius.