First one-shot out of many I want to make.

My One-shot Compilation Chapter 1.

Naruto was in the woods outside of Konoha, with a kunai on his right hand, with his left one being a tight fist. His jacket and the t-shirt beneath were both ripped. He was walking very slowly, careful not to make any noises, looking at his surroundings with every step he took.

"Come out, come out... wherever you are" He thought. "If you're gonna do something, then do it now... tension's killing me"

He heard some noises coming from a nearby tree, so he looked at the source of it. Nothing. He heard a giggle and turned around, but, then again, nothing was there. A shuriken was thrown on his direction but he dodged it before it hit him.

"That was close"

He heard giggles again, this time much closer.

"Boo" He heard behind him and threw a punch, but it didn't hit anything.

"C'mon"

He examinated his surroundings once again, yet all he could see were trees.

"Did you lose something?" He heard again, but this time, with a kunai being pressed against his throat.

An annoyed smile formed on his face and he dropped his kunai to the floor, putting his hands up.

"I was just... you know... TAKING A WALK!" And he took the wrist of his attackant, threw them over his shoulder and put them between himself and the floor.

"Good move, kid" Anko said with a cocky grin on her face. "But..." She turned them around by locking his legs with hers. "... not good enough"

For the past few months, Naruto and Anko had been training partners, and had developed a, sometimes not so friendly, friendship.

"Oh, you'll never learn, won't you, brat?"

She really knew how to get into his nerves: by underestimating him because of how young he was.

He grunted and began struggling to get free from her grip, but it was useless, as she had both his arms and legs very tightly grabbed. He groaned and gave up.

"Okay, you win" He said very annoyed. "Now, would you take your fat ass off me?"

"What did you just say?" She asked, just to see if he had the guts to say that again.

"Take your fat ass off me" He repeated, getting closer to her face.

She punched him on his face, knocking him out.

"*sigh* Idiot" She complained to herself.

At Anko's house:

Naruto was laying on Anko's couch, with a wet cloth on his forehead. She came out of the bathroom with a small bucket full of water, put it on the floor and sat on a chair next to the couch. She sighed and just looked at him.

"Gotta admit: the brat's good lookin'" She thought.

"*groan* Fuck" He groaned as he was waking up, rubbing his forehead. "What the fuck happened?"

"Oh great, you're alive" She said ironically. "Doing good, kid?"

"You need to stop calling me like that" He said and sat up. "What happened?"

"You said I have a fat ass and I punched you unconscious"

He sat straight on the couch and opened his eyes.

"It is fat, though" He said with that stupid smile she hated.

She tackled him, knocking him onto the couch again. But, in stead of punching him, she began tickling him.

She tickled him for a couple of seconds.

"Alright, alright!" He laughed. "I'm sorry!"

She stopped but they were still laughing.

They stopped laughing and looked at each other, a little blush spreading across their faces.

"Um... I'm gonna..." She clumsily stood up. "... I'm gonna... do you want a beer?"

She went to the fridge and, before he could even answer, took two beers out of it.

"The fuck was that?" Anko thought without looking at him.

She threw a beer at him that he caught and went straight to the balcony. He went there too. She was leaning against the rail, with her beer on her right hand.

"How much was I asleep?" He asked, as it was already night time.

"A-a couple of hours" She stuttered nerviously and took a big swig of her beer.

He went next to her and leaned on the rail as well.

"Nice night" He said breaking the silence.

He opened his beer and took a swig of it.

"I'm just letting you know that I'll be training hard so I can finally beat you" He said with his foxy grin.

"And I'm letting you know that I'll kill you if you get too close" She didn't even stutter to say.

He closed the space between the two of them.

"Too close?" He asked with a little smile. "Like this?"

He grabbed her waist with both hands.

"You're gonna kill me now?"

They both leaned forward to kiss, but when their lips were barely brushing, she regret it and went back inside.

"The hell's wrong with me?"

She sat on her couch to calm herself down. She had her head down, and didn't notice him coming inside and sitting next to her.

"Something wrong?" Naruto asked.

Anko looked at him and took a second to study his face: those deep blue eyes, those cute whisker marks, his smile... his beautiful smile...

He got a bit closer to her and finally kissed her. She was fighting against herself to not get too much into it, but damn if he wasn't a good kisser. He put his hand on her thigh, moving it up and down. She broke the kiss after a few seconds.

"C'mon, one more" He groaned leaning forward to kiss her again.

"Th-this isn't right" She stuttered. "Y-you have to leave"

She went to the kitchen counter just so she wouldn't be looking at him.

"I don't want this to ruin our friendship..." She thought.

He went up to her and wrapped his arms around her waist. She bit her lip and looked up at him.

"... or maybe I want him to be more than a friend..."

"I'm sorry"

"Don't be..."

She wrapped her left arm around the back of his neck, pulling him down for another kiss.

"... fucking brat..."

She could feel his hard cock pressing against one of her buttocks, causing her to moan inside of his mouth.

"You sure want this, kid" She whispered in his ear as she took the zipper of his pants and pulled it down.

He took her hands and pinned both of them against her back, bending her over the counter. He got his free hand inside of her pants and began rubbing her through her panties. She was really wet.

"You sure want this, kid" He whispered mockingly in her ear.

He grabbed her hair and pulled her up, kissing her again. He let her arms go and took her pants off, leaving her with a pair of black panties. He kneeled behind her, moved her underwear at a side and began eating her out. She let out a little moan.

"Oh, you've done this before, haven't you, brat?" She moaned.

He groaned but didn't stop eating her out. She put her hand at the back of his head to force him into eating her out stronger.

"You're gonna make me cum so fucking hard" She moaned with her face against the counter.

He got two fingers inside of her and began moving them in and out of her.

"Ah fuck!" Anko moaned loudly as she came.

Naruto stood up and began making out with her again.

"You might be a worthless brat, but you do know how to eat a pussy" She whispered as they kissed.

He grabbed her throat and she held his hand tighter against it. He loosened his grip on her throat just a bit, but it was all the opportunity she needed to turn them around, his back now pressed to the counter. She jumped on him, wrapping her legs around his waist. He held her by her ass so she wouldn't fall, making her to instantly moan when his strong hands held her buttocks like that.

"Thought you were in control of this, kid?" She whispered in his ear, biting his earlobe.

He groaned loudly, making her to smile against his ear. She could feel his hard cock violently throbbing against her inner thigh. She unbottoned his pants and took them off, revealing a huge tent forming in his boxers. She got her hand inside of it and began slowly stroking his cock, running a teasing index finger all over the length of his undervein.

"C'mon... just let me fuck you" He begged.

"Getting a little eager, aren't you?"

"You have... *groan*... no fucking clue"

He took his jacket off, tossing it into the living room, then taking off his shirt. She undressed as well, both of them being naked now. His eyes were fully focused on her breasts, causing his erection to grow even bigger and harder.

He turned them around, laying her on the counter. He put the tip of his cock at her entrance, slowly teasing her.

"Oh... mmm... that feels nice" She moaned. "Fuck, your dick's so big"

She wrapped her legs around his lower back, forcing his cock inside of her in only one movement. He started thrusting inside of her, while taking a hold of one of her breasts. She grabbed him by the back of his neck and kissed him. She forced his head to go between her breasts, his mouth getting occupied by one of her nipples seconds later.

"N-Naruto... fuck me harder..." She moaned.

He picked up his pace, much to her pleasure. She wrapped her arms around his neck and went back to making out with him. He turned her around, pressing her breasts against the cold marble counter.

"Mmm... AHH!" She screamed.

"Shut up" He groaned in her ear. "Someone could hear us"

She pulled him down by the back of his neck and put their foreheads together.

"Are you afraid that someone might hear us?" She asked teasingly, before moaning twice as loud as before.

"You're so loud!"

"Don't act like this isn't turning you on even more, brat"

He grabbed her by her throat tightly, pulling her for a heated kiss.

"This way you won't scream" He groaned. "You noisy bitch"

She was moaning lowly, because of the low amounts of air her lungs were recieving.

"I'm gonna cum again, brat"

He spanked her.

"How did you just call me?" He asked.

"A bra-" She was cut off by him spanking her again. "Fuck me harder..." He picked up his pace. "Harder!" Again. "Ahh!"

He kissed her when she had her orgasm, just so she would definitely not be able to scream. He, however, didn't stop fucking her, not even for a split second. She put her forehead against the counter.

"Oh what happens? You can't take this?" He mocked her.

"Fuck you"

He pulled her up by her hair, making her to stand up straight, supporting her weight by her breasts.

"I want you to cum so hard inside of me, kid" Anko whispered in his ear, with one of her arms wrapped around the back of his neck.

"Just a little bit more..." He groaned.

He thrusted inside of her a few more times, cumming a few seconds later. She couldn't keep her back straight, as she had her cheek against the counter once again as soon as he was done cumming.

He pulled out of her.

"Now guess where it's going" He said and got his cock inside of her ass.

She opened her mouth to scream, but no sound came out of her. She turned around and lay with her back on the counter. She grabbed him by the back of his neck, pulling him down for an intense kiss.

"Fuck, you make me so horny, kid" Anko moaned. "You're so damn hot"

"You don't look bad either"

She slapped him, causing him to laugh.

"Dare you to do that again" Naruto said grabbing her throat.

She slapped him again, earning her a very firm spank.

"Ah fuck!" She moaned. "Do it again"

He spanked her again, this time much stronger, earning a much stronger moan from her. At that point, he didn't care about the neighbors anymore. Hell, the entire village could be knocking on the door to ask for them to shut up, and he wouldn't have cared. So he began giving her stronger thrust and spanks.

"N-Naruto..." She moaned. "... I'm gonna cum"

He began rubbing her pussy with two fingers, just so she would cum harder. She covered her mouth with one hand before she came, but he immediately grabbed it, taking it away from her mouth. She gave him a smile.

"AHHHH!" She screamed as she came. "DON'T YOU DARE STOP FUCKING ME!"

He wasn't even close to being done with her, as he still had plenty of energy inside of him.

"DON'T STOP! YOU... AHH!" She screamed in the biggest state of pleasure in her entire life.

"Ugh, come here" He groaned and pulled out of her.

She kneeled in front of him and he began jacking off. She couldn't wait any longer, so she began giving him the best blowjob he had ever recieved. He came inside of her mouth, causing her to cough and choke, but she didn't pull him out of her mouth. He was done cumming after several seconds, pulling his cock out of her mouth.

"Did you like it?" She asked looking up at him, cleaning a bit of semen that had fallen on her chin.

He didn't answer, he just took her hand, stood her up, grabbed her by the back of her knees and got his cock inside of her.

"Hope you can go on for a few hours" He whispered and began to fuck her again.

A few hours later:

Naruto had his face against Anko's breasts, while she was laying on the counter. Both of them were resting after the amazing, mind blowing sex they just had.

"Maybe you're not so worthless after all" She said breathless.

"Fuck you" He groaned.

She pulled him up by his hair, kissing him. He put his face against her breasts again, yawning loudly.

"It's too late already" She said looking at the wall clock behind him. "You can spend the night or whatever"

She got off the counter, her legs shaking intensely. She went to her bedroom and he followed her. They both got into bed, both of them deeply tired.

"Naruto?" She asked but got no response. "Are you asleep?"

"I'm trying to, but your annoying voice doesn't let me" He complained.

She turned around until she was facing him and kissed him. He hugged her back and brought her closer to him, putting his face against her neck. Her legs were locked with his, her hands were behind his head and her nose was on his hair.

"Not gonna lie, though, that was the greatest fuck I've ever had" He said as he kissed her neck, sometimes biting on it.

She smiled and kissed him again. They made out for some minutes, until he broke the kiss for air. She looked at him while biting her lip. Once he had taken enough air, he went back to kissing her.

"Fuck, you're such a great kisser" She moaned.

She felt him smiling as they kissed, and she knew that it was his stupid, cocky, foxy grin. She strongly bit his lip to stop him from smiling.

"Stop grinning like that or I swear I'm gonna kill you"

"Sorry, can't help myself" He said, still grinning, still kissing her.

She turned around, showing his back to him. He brought her closer to him and nuzzled her neck, causing her to slightly shiver.

"Are you free tomorrow?" He asked, after a few minutes in silence.

"Still horny, brat?" She asked.

"Was thinking about a rematch"

"Oh"

"But if you wanna fuck again then that's fine by me"

They both laughed for a few seconds, then went back to being silent. She pulled him down by the back of his neck and kissed him.

"Good night, kid"

"Good night"

They both fell asleep quite quickly.

The next morning:

Naruto woke up in a strange bed, much more comfortable than his own one. When he opened his eyes, he saw that he wasn't alone in that bed. On top of him, he had a purple haired woman.

"Oh yeah... Anko..." He thought as he yawned.

Anko woke up when she heard his tummy rumbling loudly.

"Do you have a fucking monster living in your stomach?!" She asked really annoyed, then realizing that... he did.

"Good morning you too"

She turned around and pressed her breasts against his chest, then kissing him. She got off him, showing his back to him.

"*yawn* Go make yourself some breakfast. If I hear your stomach rumbling for just one more second, I swear I'll kill you" She said and covered herself with more blankets.

He stood up, stretched, put on his boxers and went to the kitchen. He checked into the fridge for anything he could eat for breakfast, but besides a few bottles and cans of beer, there wasn't much he could use. He then saw two eggs and a carton of milk, way back behind some bottles.

"This'll do"

He heard some footsteps in the bedroom, then the door opening and Anko coming into the kitchen.

"Morning" She said as she pat his butt.

"Don't do that again" He said as he cracked the eggs into a pan.

She went up to him and hugged his neck from behind, pressing her breasts against his back. He turned his head around a bit and kissed her.

"*sigh* I'm bored" She said and got in front of him.

He now could take a clear look at her: her hair was a bit messy, her eyes were wrinkled and she had put on his shirt, and it made her look oddly hot.

"Do I look like a clown?"

"I refuse to answer" She said and kneeled in front of him.

"What are you doing?"

"Entertaining myself"

She was about to take his boxers off, but he stopped her.

"Can you at least wait until I'm done with these eggs so I don't knock the pan over?" He asked.

She didn't answer, she just winked at him and went on.

"Guess not" He thought.

She took his cock inside of her mouth and began sucking him off, all while looking at him. She took him as deep inside of her throat as she could, but his cock was big, so no matter how much she tried, she couldn't get the whole thing inside of her mouth. He began lightly thrusting inside of her mouth, hitting the back of her throat with the tip of his cock. She took him out of her mouth and said:

"If you're gonna fuck my throat... then do it properly..."

He got the idea, put his hands at the back of her head and began thrusting inside of her mouth really strongly. She was choking, but still having the time of her life as he fucked her throat.

"He's so fucking big... how am I taking his whole dick inside of my mouth?"

"Fuck" He groaned. "W-would you take my shirt off? I don't want to have to wash it"

She smiled and took it off. She sucked him and jacked him off for about 2 minutes and he came with no advice, all over her face and breasts.

"That was fun" She said as she stood up, after eating all of his cum.

She turned around and grabbed the spatula he was using to stir the eggs.

"Let me try it"

She took a spoonful of eggs and tried them.

"Not bad" She said after she had swallowed the eggs. "Why the hell are they so cold, though?"

"I don't know, maybe because they were done like five minutes ago, but someone was too busy giving me head to notice"

She stuck her tongue out and pulled him down for another kiss.

"Also, I made coffee" He said after they broke the kiss.

She took two mugs out of a cupboard and filled them with coffee. He sat on a chair and she sat on his lap. They had a quiet breakfast, not having much to talk about, really.

After she was done, she stood up, took her mug to the dishwasher and sat on the counter, waiting for him to finish. He was done after a few seconds and went up to her. She wrapped her arms around his neck and began making out with him. He broke the kiss, just to immediately begin going down her body with kisses, up until his head got between her legs. He began eating her out, hugging her legs just to hold her closer against his face.

"Yeah... just like that, brat" She moaned, running a hand against the back of his hair.

He stopped, stood up and got two fingers inside of her pussy.

"How did you call me?" He whispered in her ear with a husky voice, then biting her earlobe.

He didn't give her a chance to answer, as he began fingering her insanely strong.

"How did you just call me?!" Naruto asked once again, this time much stronger.

"F-FUCK!" Anko screamed.

"I'm a brat, huh?!"

She arched her back and opened her mouth to scream once again, but no sound came out of her. She fell with her back against the counter, bringing him down with her too. He brought her up again, still fingering her. She grabbed him by the back of his neck with both hands and pulled him down for a kiss, mainly to not scream again.

With a quick movement, his fingers got replaced by his cock, causing her to bite his lip.

"YOU'RE FUCKING ME SO GOOD, KID!" She screamed. "FUCK! I'M GONNA CUM!"

"Then my job here is done" He said casually and pulled out of her.

He picked his shirt and underwear from the floor, then he walked away from her, going into her bedroom, leaving her with a very confused look on her face. She stood up and went into her bedroom as well. When she entered, she saw that he was almost done dressing already.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Leaving..." He said as he put his jacket on.

"I can tell... but why?"

"You still haven't figured it out? I'm done with you calling me a kid all the damn time"

He was about to walk out of her bedroom, but she stopped him.

"Then why didn't you tell me about it?" She asked.

"I told you like a million times!" He answered annoyed.

"Shit, he's right"

"Out of my way"

"You need a kiss" She said and got on tiptoes to kiss him, but he grabbed her wrists and pinned her against her bed.

He kissed her, very roughly. He grabbed both of her wrists with one hand and put them over her head, rubbing her pussy with his free hand.

"I-I'm gonna..." She moaned, barely able to speak.

"You want to cum really hard, don't you?" He groaned in her ear.

She nodded and kissed him.

"Then you'll have to earn it..." He said and pulled his fingers out of her.

"NO! J-just... just fuck me... please..." Anko begged. "I-I'll do anything..."

"Anything?"

She nodded once again.

"Then let's have a rematch after lunch"

She sighed and dropped her head back in defeat.

"You win" Anko said. "If you wanna get your ass kicked, then that's fine by me"

Naruto laughed and kissed her.

"You stupid brat" She chuckled.

He dropped himself next to her and hugged her waist, cuddling close to her.

"Don't enjoy yourself too much" She whispered. "I'm still gonna kick your ass"

"Last time that ended up really well for me" He said, nuzzling the back of her neck.

She turned around and kissed him deeply, getting her tongue deep inside of his mouth. They broke the kiss with only a string of saliva linking their mouths and looked at each other in their eyes.

"Guess that rematch can wait" He said getting on top of her and kissing her again.

A/N: Holy shit, this was long.

So, I'll be starting this new series of one shots, that will not be related to each other or happen in the same universe unless I say so.

Also, I'll be taking requests. So if you want something to get written, just say it and I'll do my best to do it.

See ya'!