*WARNING* I accidentally included a couple minor sexual innuendos throughout this chapter. They aren't really graphic, but they are there. If that makes you uncomfortable then don't read. You can skip to the next chapter if it is up because there is nearly no plot development in this chapter.

*3rd Person*

"Hey Ren!" Nora called. "Do you want to look around the cultural exposition with me?"

"Of course, we're all looking around it as a team, right?" he responded.

"No silly, we should look around just the two of us."

Just before Ren was expected to respond, Hikaru and Kaoru started screaming at Renge.

"I wonder what those guys are fighting about," Ren said as an attempt to avoid talking about his emotions. Nora let it slide, even if it did piss her off a little.

"What do you mean you don't know what instant coffee is?" the twins exclaimed in horror.

"It is the preferred drink of the club," supplied Kaoru.

"We've even started serving it to our guests," explained Hikaru.

"Oh, I think I've heard of it," said Renge. "It's just when the coffee beans are already ground, right?"

The twins made an incorrect buzzer noise, made x's with their arms, and then Hikaru said, "I don't even think there is coffee in instant coffee. You just add hot water to powder."

"Speaking of instant coffee, we just ran out," added Kaoru.

"Oh yeah, you're right," Hikaru continued.

"Hey, Haruhi, can you get us some?" the twins said completely synchronized with each other like the creepy demon children they are.

At the sound of having to get instant coffee Haruhi shrunk down and started looking all depresso.

"Don't worry, Haruhi," said Pyrrha. "I'll come with you, then it'll be less of a chore!"

"Wow, thank you very much Pyrrha!"

"Hey!" Nora bursted in. "Can I join too?"

"Sure, I don't see why not," responded Haruhi.

"The more the merrier," Phyrra said cheerfully.

Little did they know, the girls met a very special person when Haruhi tripped and fell on their way back from getting coffee that would change the fate of Ouran forever… Or at least for the next thousand words or so. Either way, it's bound to be entertaining.

*Insert Intense Classical Music Here*

As two girls opened the doors to music room three, they were blinded by rose petals and light as a group of eight boys all dressed in medieval themed outfits exclaimed, "Welcome to the Host Club!"

Their school had taught them well. They knew instantly that this was misogyny at its worst, and there was one thing they had to do to combat it, insult all of the men in sight.

"Why hello there!" Tamaki greeted joyfully. "Looking at your uniforms I can tell that you are from another school, but that doesn't matter. Either way I will protect you."

"My my," started one of the girls. "By saying that he will protect us he really means that he can't even protect himself and is actually just projecting his macho fantasy of strength onto us."

"Good observation," responded the other girl.

The host club was in shock. They had no idea how to respond to this situation. Normally they'd say something like that and the girls would be swooning. They really thought that the situation couldn't get worse, but that's where they were wrong.

At that moment another girl walked in with Haruhi, Pyrrha, and Nora following her. "That's exactly right, Hinako. An astute observation indeed," she said. "Men like to make women believe that they are inferior to them in order to make themselves feel more powerful."

"Hey," Hikaru started. "Who are you guys anyway," the twins finished together.

"Well, I'm glad you asked," said the tallest of the girls. The girl then went on a massive monologue about how women are superior to men in every single way.

The girls then finished by announcing, "We are the Zuka Club" together in a pose.

When contrasting the two clubs it was very obvious that one of the clubs was far more polished than the other, and that club wasn't the host club.

Just as any normal person would during awkward silence the twins started laughing.

This only upset Lobelia more. They were throwing out insults left, right, and center, calling the club pansies, apes, and dissapointMENts.

"Relationships with women are simply superior in all forms," said the tallest one. "And that includes relationships of love."

"That's just so unnatural!" exclaims Tamaki. "If god wanted relationships between people of the same sex then why did he create Adam and Eve?"

At this point the Zuka club was ready to fight the host club, especially Tamaki, and Jaune wasn't too far behind them. Luckily, Haruhi was there to save the day with instant coffee, otherwise there might have been a latte violence.

The coffee was very successful in decreasing the tension. However, the Zuka club was getting a little too friendly with Haruhi, and Tamaki wasn't vibing with that all. He then ran over to separate Haruhi from the group. However, he ended up burning his finger, but as always Haruhi was there to save the day by having bandages on her.

This only caused the Zuka club to faune over her even more. Tamaki realized that he had to do something now so he pointed at the leader of the Zuka club, Benibara, "I challenge you to a duel!" he declared pointing his sword at her.

"A duel?" Benibara questioned.

"A duel!" Tamaki confirmed extending his sword once again.

"How brutish. Do you always extend your sword at a lady the first time you meet her? How about we compete in a different challenge instead."

"What do you have in mind?"

"Let me think… How about a dance off?"

"You're on."

"You have a day to prepare," she stated, waving her hand and taking the rest of the Zuka Club with her. Haruhi left the room right after the two clubs had talked about her like she was property because surprisingly, that can really piss someone off. And having nothing else to do, Nora and Pyrrha followed suit.

After sometime, Tamaki had realized what he had just agreed to and realized that he was screwed. He could ballroom dance, but he wasn't good enough for a dance off.

"Oh no!" he screamed. "What are we going to do now?" he said looking directly at Kyoya.

"Why are you looking at me?" Kyoya questioned pushing up his glasses. "You were the one who challenged her," he said slowly looking back at what he was previously doing, club finances on his computer.

"I'm the president! My problems are the club's problems!"

Kyoya then looked Tamaki dead in the eyes, shook his head, and went back to his computer.

Jaune sighed. He didn't want to help someone who had just insulted people for their sexual preferences. His sister has a wife, and it wouldn't feel right to help someone who had just indirectly insulted her. However, he realized that this wasn't really just a Tamaki problem. He thought of Haruhi as a really good friend, and it would really suck to lose her to another school. He knew what he had to do.

*The Next Day*

The Zuka club had entered the Host Club's room and Benibara had rolled up her sleeves. She was ready for this dance off. Tamaki let out a deep sigh, he knew he wouldn't win. However, as he walked up for the dance off Jaune held him back, looked him in the eye, and said, "I got this." Let's just say, Jaune really knows how to bust a move.

This Chapter's Pun Counter: 4

Chapter Pun Record: 13

Total Pun Counter: 50

Guess who just wrote a chapter? I did. I know. I know. I'm amazing. It only took me four months to update. I think that's a record. The power of avoiding studying for finals is extremely strong. I'm going to try and write at least one chapter this Summer. I would say more, but we all know that'd be a lie. Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy your Summer Breaks!