Hi! Thanks for taking the time to read this fan fiction. If your looking for any serious material, then you've come to the wrong page.

I had a thought, everything has rules, so what about the pokemon universe? Especially with regards to the trainers. So here is a numbered guide to the do's and don'ts with regards to our well known trainers.

Each rule is numbered. Anything in italic is the thoughts and responses of our pokemon colleagues and who said it for example:

I'm sure they can guess this. - Flint

Shut up and let the writer carry on! - Flannery

Get it? I hope so. I think as you read it, you will get the drift.

Pure humour. Multiple character appearances and some pairings included.

Will be based around the game and manga universe.

So, without further ado...

Hello! And welcome to the 'Pokemon Trainer Essential Rules,' the unofficial guide to a successful transition into our society. Here's a list of the do's and don'ts written down for you, in one easy guide courtesy of our esteemed trainers.

Pokemon Trainer Essential Rules

1. Red doesn't say anything. Please don't even try.

…... - Red

2. When first meeting Professor Oak, please know what gender you are to save any confusion.

So are you a boy or a girl? – Professor Oak

Seriously? – Gold

Well he is getting on a bit. – Lt. Surge

3. Please do not challenge Blaine to any sort of puzzles or games. You will lose.

Ha Ha! My gym is a puzzler's paradise. Only those who have knowledge; may ever succeed! - Blaine

Man...that guy has serious issues. - Blue

4. Capes are awesome. Deal with it.

I think the word you are looking for is fabulous. - Wallace

Well, if that didn't ruin it. - Lance

I beg to differ. - Eusine

5. Please, if you're rating your hottest males and females and making a list, please keep it to yourself. It only causes arguments.

How the hell is Volkner higher rated than me? – Flint

Who the hell is N? What kind of name is that? – Brock

I'm more pretty than Misty! - Whitney

It's just because she wears a bathing suit. – Clair

Seriously, who started this again? – Winona

Shut up, number 7 - Lorelei

6. If you intend to date a fellow trainer, gym leader, Elite Four member or Champion; please remember to check with their family members first.

Father, that was totally uncalled for! Falkner couldn't sit down for a week! - Janine

I would think that he would have known better, and that it would be the most gentlemanly thing to do. And Ariados didn't sting him that bad. - Koga

Strange. I've never had this problem. - Lance

Well what do you expect? Clair is a bitch, let's be honest. Who'd want to date her? – Morty

7. Parents can be embarrassing. It's a fact of life.

DAD! – Steven

What? It was only one little story. Cynthia actually found it quite amusing. And anyway, isn't it high time you got married? – Mr Stone.

I've been saying that to Roark for years. – Byron

DAD! – Roark

8. When addressing siblings, please use the correct name.

How was I supposed to know that Chili was the red haired triplet? - Flint

Well I would think the name would give it away. Chilli is red in colour. - Sabrina

I gave up years ago on differentiating between Tate and Liza. – Brawley

9. Don't insult grass types. They can hurt you in many horrible ways; and so can their trainers.

Ah! So that explains why Will ended up in hospital paralyzed? – Karen

Yes. Maybe next time he'll think twice before insulting my Cherubi. – Gardenia

Oh that reminds me, I have the TM22 Solar Beam here. I will get that sent over to you Gardenia. – Erika

10. Please refrain from stalking the Champions. This tends to end badly.

I didn't mean to. How was I supposed to know what that guy's intention was? – Lance

You had Dragonite send out a Hyper Beam in his direction! - Alder

Is that your solution to everything Lance? – Steven

Well it isn't as bad as Cynthia scaring off that young kid with her Garchomp. - Diantha

That was only once, and besides, it was more a case of wrong time, wrong place. - Cynthia

TBC…

I hope you enjoyed and wasn't too confusing.

As you can guess, each update will feature 10 new rules and our trainer's responses.

If you have any suggestions please message me and I'll try to include them.

Until the next page...