Kiss

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''Shouldn't you spent more attention on where you're walking instead of on your phone?'' Dick muses as he watches Tim who is watching the screen of his phone.

''Yeah.'' Jason agrees. ''I can't believe you really walked straight into that street light. ''

Tim looks one second away from his screen to give Jason a glare. ''I can't believe Stephanie told you that.''

''I cannot believe you and Stephanie went all the way to the Netherlands for a cookie.'' Duke says to Jason. He then shakes his head as he sees Tim looking at his screen again. He sighs and walks a little closer to him. Alfred asked him to make sure Tim wouldn't break his nose another time so soon. It wouldn't be good for his nose.

Damien scoffs. ''Knowing them I can totally believe they did.''

''We also destroyed some drugs labs you know.''

''I can't believe you didn't give me any!'' Dick pouts.

''Drugs?'' Duke raises an eyebrow in confusion.

''No! A cookie!''

Jason waves Dick's complains away with his hand and addresses Tim. ''She said it was karma because she warned you before to pay more attention to where you are walking. She said she wouldn't have made so much fun of you if you walked into the street light because you were mesmerised by her beauty.''

''I know I know. But I am busy with work.'' Tim responds.

''Shouldn't Bruce do that. It is his company right?'' Dicks says.

Tim shrugs. '' He is also busy. ''

''Why are we walking to the restaurant and why are we even going to a restaurant? Pennyworth food is much better.''

''We are all aware of Alfred's superior cooking skills.'' Jason responds. ''But this is Bruce's gift to Alfred. It wouldn't be much of a gift if Alfred had do cook his own food. That is why we are going to his favourite restaurant.''

''And we are walking because it is good to spend some time outside out in the air. '' Dick says as he gives Tim a look.

''Ah the sweet air of Gotham with the scent of piss, rotten food and blood.'' Tim mumbles.

''I just want to say that I think going by car would be much faster and we would have less of a chance to get our suits dirty. '' Damian complains. All of them are wearing suits. They place where they are going is very fancy after all.

''We are almost there. '' Jason responds. ''Bruce will arrive later together with Alfred who he is now picking up. The girls are also making their way to the restaurant.''

''Why aren't we walking with them?'' Duke asks.

''Because they also dressed up nicely at Barbara's place. They will walk from there.'' Dick responds.

''Oh I think I already see them.'' Duke says as they are in front of the restaurant.

''Hey over here!'' They hear Stephanie call out to them.

Dick, Jason, and Damian turn their heads to the direction where Stephanie's voice came from. Tim is still looking at his screen.

The girls are all wearing super nice dresses and look really nice.

Jason is looking at his girlfriend who is wearing the black dress she also wore on their first date but now her red hair is up in a bun. He is paying so much attention to her that he isn't looking where he is walking and walks straight into a street light. Dick is looking at Barbara and stumbles over the pavement and lands on his face.

Tim looks up from his phone at the noise. ''Did I miss something?''

Stephanie throws her bag at him. ''Look at me and not the phone!''

Duke can punch the bag away from Tim's face just in time to save Tim's nose from another hit.

''Idiots the lot of them.'' Damien scowls.

Author's note

In my head this was funnier.

Thank you for the reviews! They gave me the motivation to write this.

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As for the question from the guest. Jason doesn't have to ask permission. That isn't what Artemis meant. She meant that she would have liked it if he let her know he was planning to go to a whole other country. I think it is normal to tell your girlfriend or boyfriend when you go to another country so that they won't have to worry about you when they find out you are not home. Artemis wasn't worried because she knows Jason can take care of himself but it is just polite? To let people know? I kind find the right English word at the moment. Jason didn't let her know beforehand because it wasn't planned to go to another country but then they found out where the shipments came from and wanted to stop the source. They thought to be back within a day or two but because there were so many it took too long and he forgot to call her and let her know. But next time he will let her know so everything is fine.