Overlord

The yuri bit

"Hot girl on girl action?" Albedo echoed dubiously.

Shalltear Bloodfallen nodded, the guardian of the first three floors of the dungeon sitting with Albedo as they discussed the object of their mutual desires, Ainz Ooal Gown. The white skin and light purple hair looked lovely in the lamp light, along with her blood red, fancy gown.

"How would that help our situation?" Albedo asked, the black haired beauty frowning at the smaller woman. She was dressed in her normal tight, slinky dress that showed a lot of cleavage.

Both of them were interested in having their master, Ainz Ooal Gown. Sadly, their great lord was too focused on his many projects, including their ruling this world. His ambition and majesty sent shivers down her back, but it did limit their chances for intimacy.

(Both girls ignored that a) he was a lich, and b) he apparently had no sex drive. And frankly they were monsters, and were fully prepared to overrule his wishes in this matter anyway.)

"As you know, my creator was something of an expert in these matters," Shalltear politely explained. He had designed her to fill multiple human fetishes, and her closet was FULL of interesting 'playtime' outfits.

"Conceded," Albedo nodded.

"And it seems that men REALLY like seeing two women having sex with one another," Shalltear informed her.

Albedo looked confused. "Why, though? Aren't they being left out?" she asked.

Shalltear shrugged eloquently, "To be honest, I don't know. But I verified it recently when Solution Epsilon and I were undercover. We pretended to 'make out' in front of several human men, and I saw they became VERY aroused."

"And then you killed all of them," Albedo noted.

"Well, of course," Shalltear shrugged.

Albedo nodded, unsurprised. "So, your plan," she continued, "is to arrange for Ainz-sama to walk in on us as we 'make out' as you say."

"Yes," Shalltear agreed.

"But we don't even like each other," Albedo had to point out.

"Irrelevant," Shalltear waved that aside. "We are both attractive humanoid females, perfect for that plan. Besides, both of us want Ainz-sama, so..."

"Well, true..." Albedo admitted. "So how shall we...?"

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Ainz Ooal Gown strode through the halls of the Great Tomb of Nazarick, on the deepest level of the dungeon. Once he had been a human player of the online game Yggdrasil, but when the severs running the game were shut down, he found himself in this world.

'Along with the NPCs my companions and I created,' Ainz thought a bit ruefully.

Now, in theory the company was welcome. But he and the members of their guild had been... interesting people, and the NPCs they made had ended up interesting too. One was a sex maniac, a insect girl, a goo... and, because they had been playing villains, ALL of them were evil aligned.

'Which means I need to at least maintain the image of being evil, or they may turn on me,' Ainz mused. Well, they were so fiercely loyal he doubted THAT would happen. But you never knew.

Ainz was thankful he had his rooms to retreat to. While he didn't need to sleep in this lich form, he found the solitude rather nice. As well, it let him experiment privately with his various powers and abilities... at least on a small scale.

"Ainz-sama," the maid by the door to his quarters nodded politely.

"Yuri Alpha," Ainz nodded to the Dullahan maid, who wore a armored dress and glasses, oddly enough. She reminded him of a strict school teacher. "I wish to meditate. Do not disturb me unless there is a emergency," he told her.

"Yes Ainz-sama," Yuri Alpha bowed slightly. "I believe Albedo-san is already inside, Lord."

Ainz would have rolled his eyes if he could. "I'll ask her to leave," he noted as he opened the door and strode inside.

It took Ainz a moment to register what was going on on his large, canopied bed.

Shalltear was sprawled out on her back, her hair spread over the sheets. Naked.

Albedo was atop her, the two women kissing ardently. ALSO naked.

They were ... grinding their lower parts ardently, as their hands busily roamed over their bodies.

Now, Ainz knew about the birds and the bees. Not to mention he has seen more than a few hentai. But there was a difference between that and seeing it in real life!

"Hello, master," Albedo purred as they both looked at him ardently.

Ainz HAD thought that as a lich he was immune to the 'blood rushing from your head' effect. Turns out, he was wrong as he keeled over.

THUMP

"He FAINTED?" Shalltear yelped.

"Oh no! Master!" Albedo yelped as they raced to his side...

End?

Notes: There IS actually an official art of Shalltear and Solution in a compromising position. As Solution is a Slime girl, basically, I assumed they were putting on a show for various reasons.

Sorry for the short chapter. I couldn't really stretch it out much... may or may not do a part two, if I can figure out a plot for it.