AN: Hi all! So, my basic idea for this story is that I'll write really bad fanfiction (nothing inappropriate), and then have Ladybug and Chat Noir read it. There won't really be an ongoing plot, just reading weird stories. I welcome reviews! Enjoy!

Reactions will be normal print, the fanfiction is bolded.

Chapter 1: Really Dramatic Fanfiction with Weird Descriptions and Character Hate

Chat Noir and Ladybug sat together on a rooftop, staring at the moon. They had just finished up their weekly patrol, but didn't quite want to go to bed yet.

"I have an idea." Said Ladybug, "The Ladyblog, you know, the website run by that Alya girl, has a place to post fanfiction about us. It might be really funny."

Chat Noir grinned, "Only if we can read some Ladynoir stories."

He winked. Ladybug rolled her eyes.

"Here's one!" she said, reading the description.

A kidnapped Ladybug leads to Chat Noir saving the day alone.

"I don't know if I'm a fan of being kidnapped, but reading about you being all worried might be fun."

Chat shrugged, "If you're feline excited about this one then let's read it!"

Chat ran, ran, ran. He ran until he just couldn't run.

"I must have run a really long time," Chat said confused, "I can get all the way to the other side of Paris without being tired."

His quads burned.

His head hurt. His feet felt like constipated monkeys had bit into them.

"What in the world?" Ladybug said, "Do your feet feel like they've been bitten by constipated monkeys often?"

"No!" Chat responded, "I've never had a thought process anything like this before in my entire life."

His eyes strained, staring into the sun, sweat dripping off his attractive, bare back.

"When did you take off your shirt?" Ladybug exclaimed, "Plus, I didn't even think it was possible to take the suits off while transformed!"

"It isn't!" Chat Noir said, "I have no clue what's going on in this story!"

His nose sniffed the air, a storm was coming.

A STORM OF CHAT NOIR

"I don't even know how to respond to this," Chat said, bemused. "There is absolutely no plot."

Ladybug laughed, "The plot is your biggest problem with this?! Are you listening to the descriptions!?"

Chat knew he had to save Ladybug, as she was weak compared to his god-like features.

Ladybug glared at Chat Noir, who raised his hands defensively.

"I promise I have never thought that!" he said, "Clearly, this author just really likes me!"

"I don't think that they have ever seen you," she said teasingly, "I mean, god-like features? Yeah, right!"

"Hey!" he protested, "I'm a purrfect work of art!"

He easily defeated the akuma, saving Ladybug and laughing at her attempts to impress him. The end.

"Are you kidding!" Ladybug shouted, "I would never try to impress him, that's his job!"

"Ignoring the slight insult," Chat intervened, "I find it funny that that was the part you have taken offense to, rather than the fact that any akuma I could easily overpower alone would be really weak, but they still managed to kidnap you. Plus, they skipped the entire fight scene!"

She shrugged, "I have different priorities than you. Can we read a story that doesn't insult me now?"

AN: So, I hope you enjoyed the first chapter. If you have any idea for bad fanfiction clichés (the bad grammar story, etc), then I would be happy to write some and have the superheroes react to them. Read, review, favorite, follow, and tell me your favorite akuma in the comments! Au revoir!