"HANAMURA!"

"What did you do now?" Yu Narukami asked, looking up from his book on model building and looking to his best friend, Yosuke Hanamura as he began to sink in his seat.

"I don't know." The blonde supermarket employee groaned to himself, trying to hide his face in the collar of his jacket. "But we know she's about to kick my ass."

"You idiot. I know it's you from across the court!" Yelled a beyond pissed Chie Satonaka as she rushes, her fists clenched at her side.

"Now Chie I'm sure he has his reasons." Calmly stated Chie's best friend Yukiko as she followed slightly behind her.

Chie slammed her hands on the table Yu and Yosuke sat at, Yosuke jumping practically to his feet while his face was wide with fear.

"Listen Chie I don't even know what you're talking about!" Yosuke said, holding up his hands in fear.

"You liar!" Chie yelled, her fire filled eyes staring down the biggest annoyance in her life.

"What Yosuke-Senpai do now?" Kanji Tatsumi asked, walking up behind both Yukiko and Yu with a soda in hand.

"Apparently something so bad I think Chie's actually going to kill him." Yu answered, returning to his book. "If she does you owe me 500 yen Kanji."

Yukiko looked to Kanji with a confused expression.

"Me and Yu-Senpai have a bet of when Chie-Senpai will finally snap. I bet after you all graduate." Kanji answered, taking a seat. "But Chie-Senpai almost does so often that its not even fun anymore."

"500 yen is 500 yen though." Yu answered, flipping a page.

"Yeah, yeah." Kanji mutered

The group watched the two run around the food court, Yosuke vaulting over each and swerving around each chair he could while being pursued by the blood boiling Satonaka. Eventually the two rushed to the automatic door leading to the entrance of Junes, barely missing an old lady entering.

"Are we gonna do anything about this?" Yukiko asked the two boys who stared with her.

"Give it a few minutes. I'm not giving up on this bet yet." Yu said.

"Same." Kanji added.

Yukiko sighed, taking her own seat beside Kanji.


"You perverted asshole!" Chie yelled, her legs filled with endless endurance from her training keeping her behind Yosuke as he began to be lose gas just outside Junes.

Yosuke stopped, lucky he had leaned forward to catch his breath as he missed Chie taking a swing that went right over him to his relief. She turned, her angered expression unchanging as she stomped toward him.

"Chie please!" Yosuke yelled full of fear as he backed away from her. "What did I do?"

Chie grunted, digging into her jacket pocket and pulling out her phone. She moved her fingers until she held up the screen to Yosuke, his face going pale.

"You sent me a link to some porn site last night you creep!" She yelled, Yosuke's cheeks going red as he shoved his hands into his face.

"Oh shit… I meant to copy and paste this stupid joke I found I wanted to send you…" Yosuke groaned.

"Seriously?!" Chie yelled. She rubbed her temple. "I seriously didn't even need to know what you're into."

"Please don't tell the others!" Yosuke yelled to her in a panic. "Tatsumi and Narukami would give me shit for years!"

Chie looked at the screen of her phone with an evil grin, twirling her wrist with her cell phone in it.

"What would you be willing to do to keep the others from seeing?" She said, her grin widening as Yosuke's complexion went as white as he could be.

"Please Satonaka! Anything!" Yosuke asked, dropping to his knees with his hands clasped in front of her.

Chie's mischievous grin softened to a casual one, sliding the phone into her jacket pocket.

"I'll delete the link." She said, Yosuke sighing at her comment. "However, I require one thing."

Yosuke could hear the money in his wallet screaming in fear.

"Yes…?" He asked, Chie putting her hands on her hips with a grin,

"Tomorrow night there's an advanced screening of Kung Fu Warrior 5 in Okina City. I'm broke so I want you to get me a ticket." Chie said.

"No way! You know how much tickets to those kinda've things cost?!" Yosuke yelled.

"5000 yen a piece." Chie replied with a grin.

Yosuke groaned, he had only made 12000 yen in his last paycheck because exams kept him from picking up more hours. He was hoping to use it for fun stuff with the crew this summer, but he had no choice. He could not let the others no about this.

"Deal…" Yosuke groaned, Chie squealing in joy.

"Hell yes! Kung Fu Warrior 5!" Chie jumped while proclaiming her happiness. "Here I thought I I'd never benefit from your perverted ways."

"Yeah, yeah… but please just don't tell the guys ok?" Yosuke begged again.

"I swear on my honor!" Chie said, holding her hand up with her chest puffed.

"You have no honor…" Yosuke muttered under his breath, Chie lifting a brow at the comment. "I mean, it is my honor!"


"So you have to spend almost half of your paycheck so Chie won't kill you?" Yu Narukami asked to his friend who laid on his futon with his eyes glued to the ceiling in misery while he worked on a Pheonix Ranger Feathermen R model.

"Yeah…" Yosuke muttered as if he were in pain as he sat up to stare blankly at Yu. "This girl is gonna kill me or make me give up living one day I swear."

"My mother always told me if a girl messes with you it means she likes you." Yu stated, finally able to construct the torso of the red Feathermen.

"Come on partner! That's stuff they tell kindergarteners!" Yosuke yelled, falling back on his friend's futon. "I think she just gets off on my pain?"

"Aren't you into that?" Yu stated while he looked over the next set of instructions.

"Is it national dog on Yosuke day or something?!" Yosuke groaned, taking the pillow at the head of the futon and yelling into it.

Yosuke sat up, dropping the pillow on the floor.

"Might as well get it over with and order her stupid ticket…" Yosuke grunted.

Yu looked to his friend and then returned to his model. A moment of silence passed, before Yosuke cursed to himself. Yu looked back to his friend, then returned to his model. Yosuke grunted again, Yu looking to his friend again.

"Something wrong?" Yu asked, Yosuke sighing.

"Yeah my cart just keeps saying I'm buying 2 for 10,000 yen. I only want one you stupid…" Yosuke muttered, moving his fingers like a madman on his phone.

Yu returned to his model.

"Last piece…" Yu muttered, beginning to attach the torso of the red Feathermen to the upperbody.

"THAT BITCH!" Yosuke yelled, making Yu jump lightly, the model figurine falling out of his fingers and the torso breaking back into pieces right on his table.

"What is it now?" Yu muttered, rubbing his temple with his hot glue burned fingers.

"I'll tell you what! Satonaka just happened to forget to mention that you can only buy two of these damned things at a time!" Yosuke yelled, his eyes beginning to tear up for his bank account. "That no good! I'm gonna!" Yosuke jumpe to his feet and marched to the door of Yu's room. "I'll be back bro. I'm gonna go give her a piece of my mind."

Yu rolled his eyes as Yosuke walked through the door and out of the Dojma residence. If this stuff did not happen so often between the pair of Honomura and Satonaka he probably would have tried to mediate this rising conflict. He had come to accept things were just easier, and less stressful, to let them work it out on their own.


"No good lousey..." Yosuke muttered as he marched through early August night. "I'll give her a piece of my mind…"

If he wasn't so embarrassed of what Satonaka had on him, his particular sexual interests, he probably wouldn't be so worried. He knew he had two choices in front of him:

1. Give in to Chie's demands and have to figure out how he was just gonna be able to hang out with his friends for the next 2 weeks with only 2,000 yen spending money.

2. Face the music and let the whole group and possibly more people know how he was turned on by-

He stopped, realizing he was just outside Chie's home. He walked up to the door and knocked. A familiar face opened the door, Chie's mother.

"Oh Yosuke Hanamura. So good to see you." The short Mrs. Hanamura stated with a smile.

"Good evening Mrs. Satonaka, is Chie home?" Yosuke said, trying to hide his anger behind a fake smile.

"Oh, Chie's in her room I'm pretty sure. I haven't seen her since dinner." Mrs. Satonaka said. "You can come in and go see her but not for too long. My husband would not like a boy being in Chie's room this time of night."

"Understandable." Yosuke said, entering the home and placing his tennis shoes beside the door.

Yosuke started up the stairs, his fists clenched waiting to be able to be on the right side of a chewing out between he and Satonaka. He had been to Chie's before to hang out with her and Yu during the days the group were the "Investigation Team". Her room was on the second floor of the house, the only room on the second floor minus her own bathroom while her parents room was on the first floor. After reaching the top of the stairs he walked down the hall to her door.

He knocked once, just above a sign with a Bruce Lee cutout throwing a flying kick, his foot just at the door knob. He knocked after no reply.

"Satonaka!" Yosuke called into the door. "Satonaka?" He said again and knocked.

Yosuke heard a strange noise come from inside the room. He pressed his ear to the door, barely making out Chie muttering to herself inside. He reached for the door handle.

"I'm coming in…" Yosuke muttered.

"Yes." He heard her say from inside.

"What?" Yosuke muttered.

"Yeah say it again…"

"Chie?" He said into the door.

"I'm so worthless…"

"Are you ok?" Yosuke said again, this time concerned what he was hearing.

He heard her groan, immediately making his body move on its own and grab the door handle and throw it open. Chie laid on her bed, her noise canceling headphones over her ears and her eyes glued to her phone beside her on the bed. Nothing out of the ordinary Yosuke thought for a fraction of a second before the full picture made his jaw drop, his eyes widen, his legs go numb, and his mind go to static.

While she laid with her headphones in, she was wearing a green sports bra that was pushed up to expose her breasts, one she had in a firm grasp in one hand. Her other hand was shoved into her grey sweatpants with her legs wide enough to see a obvious dark spot in between her legs on her sweat pants. Her arm in her sweatpants was moving incredibly fast, her mouth widening as she moaned loud and began to turn her head toward the door. The movement of her arm leading into her sweatpants stopped as their eyes met for a split second.

"What…"

"That's…"

"The…"

"The video…"

"FUCK!?"

Yosuke turned a complete 180 and ran down the hall to the stairs.

"HANAMURA!" Yosuke heard screamed as he scooped up his shoes and closed Chie's front door behind him.

Yosuke made it to the sidewalk and turned running back the way he came. He didn't know where this speed or the endurance to run the three or so blocks between Chie's and his house. Before Yosuke knew it he was in his room, door closed shut behind him and just barely breathing right. Teddie sat cross legged on Yosuke's bed, a manga in hand before he looked to Yosuke with a grin.

"Hey there Yosuke! Where you been?"

Yosuke felt his cell phone ring and instantly brought the screen to his eyes.

From: Chie Satonaka

Tomorrow you're dead.

"Yosuke?" Teddie said before Yosuke collapsed onto the floor face first.