Kyubey:Ever wished that you wanted to be a magical girl like like Sailor Moon and save the day? I'm here too help! The names Kyubey, I'm an incubator and I can make those magical girl dreams come true. It's simple step process. Just come over to "The Incubator Store". Once there you'll look over a free contract, that's right a FREE contract I made and decide if you want to sign it or not. If you decide you do I'll grant you a wish in return. I'll also give you a book explaining important things like what witches are, how to transform and how to change back. Now I get some of your are probably doubting me. So here's some words from other satisfied customers.

Mami:I wished to survive a car crash I had when I was younger. *transforms* I survived and protect others at the verge of death. This contract saved my life & it will certainly others too.

Madoka:It's nice to help people out. *transforms* But it's even better to do it with lots of magic.

Kyouko:I don't really want to participate in this commercial. I just wanna eat pocky. *transforms and eats pocky*

Homura:Don't listen to him! It's all lies! Your wish will come true but with very life affecting consequences. You will never be ha-

Kyubey:So come on down to "The Incubator Store" Today!

Sayaka:Side effects include transformations that randomly change in time, Becoming Lesbian, Cripling or worsening Depression, Turning into a witch, Losing your soul, Being temporarily dead if soul gem is over or exactly 20 km away from you, Losing your lover to your best friend. WHY HITOMI WHY?

Kyubey:Call now and you'll also receive a free supply of Morning Rescue.