Today is the going to be the first day of the rest of my life.
Hello there. My name is Humphrey. I am an 18 year old Irish wolf and I am moving over to Canada to study history in Jasper's Central University. I'm excited and scared at the same time. I suppose that is part of the adventure I suppose. When I arrived this morning I felt a strange sense of optimism. I was in the Omega dorm complex. I actually enjoyed today so far, even though all I did was go around the clubs and society stands. I almost joined the debating club, but I was talked out of it. I picked up a few flyers for a music club. I am a keen guitar player. I love rock and roll because there is no better feeling than playing along to some of your favourite songs.
I was the next in line. I was handed a key. "You are in dorm room 72 there my good lad" said the clearly over enthusiastic blonde girl from the student services. Man she was pretty though. I wouldn't mind bending her over the barrel and show her the fifty states. I went up to the 7th floor of the Omega complex. Dorm room 79 was at the start, which meant my room was at the other end of the hall. As I was walking down the hallway I heard many laughs from guys in there dorms and I already saw a tie on the door, on the room 77. Although I think it was a prank more than anything because that's where most of the laughs were coming from. They were either joking around or an orgy is laughing at a guy with a micro penis. There was the sound of someone crying on the phone, probably some mother. 'Oh I can't believe my baby is off to college now' and all that. All I heard to that was a 'mom shut up'. I wish I crashed down that door and scream in his face. "You have no idea how lucky you are you cunt do say that to your mother" I would scream at him. He has no idea how lucky he is his mother is still alive.
Here we are at number 72. My best friend for the next 3 years could be potentially in there. Or maybe a girl could be in there. I'm not sure what the rules of this college are. I inserted my key into the keyhole, whoa that sounds like an incredible innuendo that a really skilled writer would take advantage of, and tuned it. The door opened with hardy a squeak, and inside I was impressed to say the very least. I was opened to a narrow corridor. I walked in and i loved the carpet on the ground. The bathroom had a clear shower door and wall; I hope the roommate I get doesn't want me… well unless I like them to look. I had chuckle there, I love my mind.
Then there were two rooms left and right, decided to go to the right first. It was a pretty sizable kitchen, although let's face it me and my roommate are hardly ever going to cook in here are we? The only food we will ever be eating is Pizza, Chinese, KFC or McDonald's. Basically food that is prepared cheaply and has the nutritional value is cut out to make room for value for money. But hey when you are a student that's what you do. There was no table in this kitchen, only an island with three stools. Who the hell would the third person be I wonder? I always thought it was two to a room.
That thought was smashed when I walked into the room I mentioned earlier that was on the left. There were two studying desks with little lamps. They had drawers on them for various things. There were two double beds, with blue bed covers not much on them. Not bad size beds I admit. Although what surprised me was that to the corner of the room there was a little opening and through it was another bed and a desk in a little cubby room. It was smaller than the area where the two beds were but I wouldn't say it's claustrophobic.
I left my bags at the end of the table and flopped on to my bed. I chose the one on the left side since it was the furthest away from the window. It was at that moment that the door opened. "Ohh wow this place looks awesome" I heard a voice say. "Hello?" I called out. I got no reply but someone walked into the room. It was a very tall wolf. He had black fur and a white underbelly. Why do we always call it the underbelly? I mean he's wearing a blue t shirt, you cannot see his belly. We need to change the language. This wolf was in serious shape. Like Jesus he looked like Wolf Johnson, that super buff actor.
"Ohh hello, you must be my new Roomie" this wolf said happily. I swear he was swinging his tail so happily you think his mother had come home with food. "Yeah I guess I am. Names Humphrey" I said sticking out my hand. "Oh no I'm afraid that won't do at all I'm afraid" this monstrously buff looking wolf said. When he said that I thought he didn't approve of me as his roommate, and this is one guy I am sure I don't want to annoy. "I'm sorry? Did I do something wrong?" I asked. I would be lying if I said I wasn't a little nervous. I mean this guy was towering over me. "A hand shake simple won't do" he said. I looked at him confused. What did he mean?
"Come on, give me a hug" he said. I smiled and breathed a sigh of relief. "That scared me man" I said chuckling, even though what I meant was dead serious. "Aww sorry handsome I didn't mean to scare you. Now give me a hug" he said holding out his arms. "Alright then" I said before walking over for what I thought was a quick hug. He wrapped his arms around me and held me tight. "Fuck dude you're going to kill me" I wheezed out.
"Oh come on you silly Billy" he said letting go and letting me drop onto the bed. I pretended to gasp for air which made him laugh. I can already tell were going to get on well together. "I can already tell we're going to get along well together" he said. He literally just took the words out of my head. "Well if we are going to get along well together I need to at least know your name" I said. He sat down on his bed his tail set between his legs. "Names Hutch, Hutch Clark. I have lived in this city all my life, so I don't really need to be accommodated here. But I thought hey I might as well for the adventure" he said.
"One question" I said. "Ask away" he replied. "Why are you stroking your tail?" I asked. I'm sorry but it was difficult not to notice him doing something like that. "Feels good" he said chuckling. "So tell me Humphrey, what it is like coming to Canada?" he asked me. "How did you know?" I asked him. "You're trying to put on an accent dude but it is very bad. You can tell from a million miles away that you are trying to impersonate one. Where you from; Ireland?" he stated. "Yes I am from that green country next to the one that left the European Union" I said.
"I am so glad. I love Irish people; you guys are like the best in the world" he said. "Hey I agree there" I said. "We need to go out and get completely wasted. It's my dream. Although I need to ask, leprechauns are real right?" he asked me. "No of course they're not real" I said laughing. "You have crushed my heart, I've always thought the Irish were well mannered" he said. "Fuck you" I said chuckling. Hutch got up onto the bed and onto his hands and knees. "If you want to go ahead" he said. We burst into laughter, so much so that I fell on my back and started slamming my hands onto the bed.
It was at that moment the door opened. There's the third one. "In here new roomie" Hutch shouted. In through the door came another wolf, this time with a light brown coat and white singes. "I'm Hutch, and that's Humphrey" He said pointing to me. "Alright. Names Garth McNeil. Where's my bed?" he asked. "Right here with us" Hutch said, getting a little laugh out of me, and a blank stare from the Garth guy.
Without saying a word he looked into the cubby area and gets his bags in there. "Not a bad little area I have in here" he said coming back out to us. We all looked at each other. "So who's buying pizza?" Harry suggested. "Hey if you aren't paying you can't have a slice" I said getting up of the bed. "I agree with the grey foreign guy" Garth said chuckling as he walked out of the room. Hutch looked at me. "But I have very little money for food yet" Hutch said. "That's alright man, I'll pay for your third, and you owe me a favour" I said chuckling. "If I don't have money soon, I'll have to repay the favour in other ways" he said with a wink.
"Hutch can I ask you something" I asked. "Sure ask away" he replied. "You're clearly an Alpha, what are you doing in an Omega complex?" I asked. He smiled. "I'm not sure what it is like in Ireland man but see here in Canada the Alpha males are utter cunts here, no way to put it. The females don't even like them either" he said. "So I ticked Omega on my application form. At the end of the day it doesn't mean that much. All it does is just decide which dorm area you get. And you omegas are a lot more fun. And you're a lot more handsome than most of them" he said with a wink.
I laughed. "Sorry, I'll flirt with my pillow if I'm hungry enough" he said as he got off the bed. He smacked me in face with his tail as he walked past. "Oh you did not just do that" I said. "Oh yes I did" he replied. "You are a dead wolf" I said. "You got to catch me first Irish boy" Hutch said as he ran out of the room. I chuckled to myself. "I have only been here a day. This is going to be awesome"