Author's Note: Why did I make this? The idea came to me when I was working and I just wanted to write it. This will be a fic I'll update when I'm bored and feel like making something funny. This will mainly be a humor and romance fic. More will be revealed as to why the amazons are so strong, but that's for later. Hope you enjoy!

"We have traveled for months!" Jaune stated dramatically.

"Two weeks." Mike spoke bluntly

"We've lost many good friends!"

"We threw Cardin off the ship at the docks."

"The sea has been treacherous!"

"The waves haven't gone over five feet high and we're using a full sized ship."

Jaune threw his hands up in the air and looked at Mike and the rest of his friends.

"I'm trying to make an awesome monologue! You all can at least humor me!" He yelled at all of them. Ren, Sun, Neptune, and Mike gave him blank stares. Jaune sighed and looked toward the bow of the ship.

"My brothers in arms! We are adventurers! Thrill seekers! We are traveling the open waters to find the legendary island of all men's dreams! We are searching, for the island of the amazons!"

"Jaune, I don't like raining on your parade but we've been using that map you found for the past two weeks and haven't found anything. Yes, we're all single and want to find girlfriends, but this is too much trouble to find an island that doesn't exist!" Ren stated angrily and with frustration.

Jaune wasn't deterred and saw that in the horizon there was an oncoming storm. "Everyone get down below! There's a storm coming!"

Everyone scrambled down below deck and heard the rain pouring with lightning striking the water. "Man! It's a good thing that this ship has an autopilot! It would suck if I had to steer the boat in this weather!" Jaune said with relief.

As soon as Jaune said this, the ship got struck by lightning and started to flood with water. "AHHH WATER!" Neptune screamed in fear and clung to the ceiling. Sun sighed, "Well looks like this it guys! We're alll gonna drown to death and die virgins!" Sun spoke with no hope.

Jaune wasn't afraid and went above deck. He could see a strip of land in the distance and ordered the autopilot to go to the island. "Brace yourselves men! We're going to be crashing!" Jaune yelled with a bit of fear in his voice. The ship hit rocks near the island and capsized.

(After the storm, unknown island)

"Ohhh my head!" Jaune said as he woke up. He looked around and saw his friends already awake. They all made it into the island safe and sound. "Well! This is fanfuckingtastic! Stranded on an island in the middle of nowhere!" Mike yelled in anger and sliced his blade into a tree.

"Hey! We're at least alive and have our weapons! We can be rescued still if we can find the emergency gps." Jaune stated with hope and the rest of the guys nodded in agreement. Mike huffed and sheathed his blade. They all made sure their weapons were ready and had bullets then set off. Unfortunately, they couldn't find the gps and started to wander into the jungle. Mike was at the front swinging his giant sword through the foliage while Ren was behind him, Jaune was in the middle, Neptune behind him and Sun bringing up the rear.

"What are we looking for again?" Sun asked in confusion.

"People, water and animals to eat." Mike grunted from the front. A few hundred more feet in and the group found themselves in front of a waterfall. "Hell yeah! We found our water source!" Sun yelled triumphantly and threw off his shirt to dive in. He dove into it and surfaced within a sigh of pleasure. "Guys this water is perfect! Jump in!"

Everyone looked at each other and tore off their clothes to jump in. "This water doesn't have any bugs or polllen in it. It's like perfect water that's unfiltered." Ren spoke in surprise while the rest of the gang started to drink from it.

"Dude this water kicks ass! It tastes awesome! Better than any bottled water!" Neptune spoke in excitement. Mike was looking into the forest with a serious gaze. Jaune noticed this and went over to him.

"See something Mike?" Jaune asked in a low voice.

Mike nodded and spoke,"I saw movement above the waterfall. I'm gonna go check out what it was. If it was an animal, I'll kill it and we'll eat it. If it's something else? I'll probably try to kill it."

He got out of the water and hefted his sword onto his shoulder. He was gone for about five minutes and during that time, the guys could hear Mike yelling in pain and cussing up a storm. Then he and another figure crashed out of the forest into a clearing. Mike was panting hard and had cuts all over his body, his opponent was a tall woman with blood red hair and didn't look fatigued at all, but did sport a few cuts across her body. She charged him again and he tried to block her spear, but the red haired warrior sweeped his legs out from under him and Mike hit the ground hard. He tried to get up and she stomped on his back. All the guys looked in shock at their best fighter and strongest member be beaten so handily.

She gazed at the group of guys and spoke, "I am Pyrrha Nikos, leader of the amazons. This man at my feet fought well and is worthy of being a suitable mate for my sisters. The rest of you must prove your worth if you want to stay on my island."

The guys stared at her in awe and Jaune pointed at Ren in triumph, "I TOLD YOU THE ISLAND WAS REAL! HA!"