'Falling. I'm falling to my death' these were thoughts of a handsome 23year old man who hand spiky blonde hair and by blues eyes wearing the remains of what used to be a light orange T-shirt and black pants with white sneakers that were orange in the sides. And currently he was falling...to his death a blood red kitana blade falling slowly by his side. 'but it was all worth it my little girl is safe now. That's good. My only wish is to have had my last bowl of cereal.'

But before we go on we must first see how Naruto Uzumaki got himself into such a predicament. Falling from the the Empire state building beaten and bruised.

Chapter 1 cereal

We find a sleeping Naruto Uzumaki in his mansion just outside of New York city. His mansion was a rather plain looking one that had little to decorations on the inside and looked like it really needed a woman's touch. He was soundly asleep in his bed but his sleep was suddenly interrupted by his an usually loud alarm clock that read 7:00 but it stopped when a well toned hand smashed it into the ground breaking it completely. Naruto slept for about a minute before...

"SHIT! I OVER SLEPT!" the blonde yelled frantically as quickly got off his bed and made a bee line for the door, not minding his current outfit. A pair of white the blonde man ran out of his room, past the white halls of the mansion and headed straight down stairs to the kitchen. "CRAP I'M SO LATE FOR SCHOOL!"

Naruto then headed to his giant fridge was filled with milk to the brim...weirdo. He then proceeded to grab one of them and in a blur was rushed to the dining table. "ANNIE WAKE UP YOU LATE FOR SCHOOL," he called to the only other occupant of the house apart from him. Naruto in blur quickly set the table with bowls of cereal.

"Hey dad," come a young girls voice scaring Naruto making him spill his milk and cereal. And if anyone asked he did not scream like a girl no sir he did not. Seated on a chair at the opposite of Naruto was a sixteen year old girl with curly blonde hair and piercing sliver eyes, this was his daughter Annabeth Uzumaki and right now she was reading the newspaper. "First of all...you don't go to school.I do." the girl said not even looking up from her reading.

"You're right I don't. But probably late for work," the blonde said with wide eyes. He forget his grown man now and the man of house who in turn feeds the family to feed the family one needs a job. "OH MY CEREAL I'M LATE FOR MY JOB!"

"No you're not. You don't have Job," Annabeth said lazy as she turned to the next page looking for an interesting article. "Which reminds me. I'm the one whose late for school."

The blonde uzumaki's eyes widen at this. "SHIT! Annie why didn't you say anything?" blonde asked. Just as he was about to head to the kitchen to Grab a cereal box and some milk he stopped and blinked twice. There on the table were to bowls of cereal filled with milk. When the hell did that get there! Without thinking too much about it the blonde began to eat spoon already in hand. Where he got it no one knows.

Not that Naruto saw it but Annabeth smirked a bit behind the newspaper. She knows her father well,so well that it could be classified on a term of creepy. His favorite colors? Orange and red. His favorite food? Cereal. His favorite anime? One piece. His favorite Manga? One punch man. List goes on and on. Yep. She. Knew. Him. His life was a boring one at that. He has no job due to him claiming to own Google. So money wasn't an issue. They pretty much had everything, money, a mansion, cars.To make things interesting they lived only the two of them in the mansion in the forest. The house wasn't too deep in the forest nor was it to far from it. Asked why build a house away from civilization the blonde just shrugged and said "so I can read my Manga and watch my anime in piece."

Yep such was the life of Annabeth and her father Naruto.

So far in thought she didn't realize that her father had carried her or the way to the car.

"Hold on Annie. It's gonna be a bumpy ride," with that the orange race car was off. Why he bought a race car instead of a normal car was beyond her. Race car zoomed through the empty road. "So! Annie-chan, no one's bullying you at school right course if they are..." he trailed saying the last past seriously.

Annabeth just rolled her eyes at this. He could over protective...some-most of the time. "No dad there're not," not like anyone would try that on her. No one would even talk to to her and for some strange reason...she liked it like that.

"You know that I'm here for you right? You can tell me anything."

And there he is making her regret her decision to keep camp half blood a secret from him. But it was for the best, he tended to be way overprotective and if he found out that his darling daughter way going to a camp that trains children to fight monsters. Even worse if he found out about Percy. Well let's leave it at that...

"Yeah I-i know that dad."

Their was a moment of silence in the car. Each blonde left to their thoughts. With a sigh from the older of the two the silence was broken. "You know, ever since you've been going to this summer camp we've be come distant from each other, why?" Annabeth again. But somehow she knew he was right, their relationship had become distant ever since the discovery of camp half blood a few years back. "Is there something you're not telling me. I mean we were so close that I was your first kiss."

At the statement Annabeth blushed she'd rather not remember that. Most of the girls at her school kept on going on and on about boyfriends and first kisses teasing her about it. Finally after having enough Annabeth made her way home took advantage of her sleeping father and...well...let's leave it at that. Without answering him Annabeth looked the to the side window. Annabeth sighed as she watched the world go by in a blur (due to the high speed) she wanted to tell him the truth about camp half, about the gods, the monsters really she did but if he ever figured it out he'd probably stop her from going back to camp before she finished her training. Her father was unpredictable for all she knew he would follow her to camp half blood without her knowing. With that Annabeth steeled her self for what she was about to do, it had to be done. For him. She had to.

"You always ask me this and I'm sick of it. So what! Huh! It's none of you're business! So just butt out! I didn't ask for your help so never ever ask again."

"B-but I-i thought y-y-"

"Trust you!? No dad I don't. You lie to me about were you get our money. How am I supposed to trust someone who constantly lies to my face."

"B-but it's the t-truth. I o-own g-google."

"Please dad...just drop it already."

The both went silent. After a few miles of driving they finally reached the high school. Without so much of a word Annabeth opened the car door and was about to leave.

"Annie I-i love...you know that right!"

J-just leave me alone. I hate you."

With that Annabeth left a shock and saddened Naruto behind. Ignoring the muttering of the high schoolers about how cool his car was, Naruto started up his car and left. If he stayed a bit he would have seen a crying Annabeth look back.

Annabeth stared as the orange car drove off. Did she do the right thing? Was rejecting him the right thing? Wiping her away her tears Annabeth put up a determined face. No matter what, this had to be done to protect him.

"I-i love you, daddy."

Naruto was a crying mess. He went about with his normal life, going to the mall to buy cereal, go home catch up on Manga, watch anime , eat cereal, sleep. Currently he was now at the race track doing drifts to pass the time. After speeding around he decided it was time to go pick Annabeth from school. Weather she hated him or not he was still her father, she came out of his loins. Yeah...maybe not. Not sure about that part. First his dating this super hot professor from Harvard and few months later she brings little Annie. Didn't even get laid. But one thing is for sure he raised her and she's his no one else's. She's the love of his life. Yes you heard that right. Yes it's a bit...weird. She's been with him for the past sixteen years. For the past sixteen years she's been his light, in the darkness that was his heart.

Forty kilometers away from the school we find Naruto humming to himself happy tone, which was weird considering he had a sad look on his face and his bright blue eyes had lost their brightness. Driving his orange sports car at a slow speed due the other cars in the road but all that changed when he noticed a trail of smoke a few miles away coming from the same direction as...Annabeth's school. Shit! Naruto hit the gus and the sports car blurred off at high speeds. Naruto didn't even notice that breaking the speed limit had got him the attention of the police. As he sped through the road dodging cars only one thing was on his mind...Annabeth.

"Please be okay...my love."

Reaching the high school in record time,not even bothering to stop the car Naruto quickly opened the door and soon as his feet touched the ground he broke into a run. The school building was practically a raging inferno falling apart on its self. Ignoring the shouts of people warning him not to go there Naruto in burst of pure speed had already made it in side.

After searching through the whole inferno of a school Naruto found nothing well apart from the burned to black bodies of students and teachers. Not even sparing a glance at the bodies around him Naruto moved on.

"DADDY HELP! PLEASE!"

Naruto quickly broke into a run heading straight for the direction of feminine scream.

"DADDY PLEASE!"

Ducking under some fallen roof, Naruto at run at full speed almost a blur.

"AAAAHHH!"

"ANNABETH I'M COMING!" Naruto yelled at the top of his lungs while he ran through the former halls of the high school. "JUST HOLD ON!"

"DADDDDDYYY!"

"ANNIEEEE!"

"IT HURRRRTTTSSS!"

"JUST HOLD ON DADY'S COMMING!"

An orange blur raced up a flight of stairs, ducked under fallen rubble and jumped rather large gaps that a normal human couldn't. Naruto came to a halt in hall filled with classes.

"DAADDLYY!"

Finding the class Naruto kicked down the door enough force to shatter it to nothing but splinters. Getting inside Naruto sported a young girl at the corner of the class holding her broken and burnt right hand with her left hand. Girl had a look of terror on her face as frantically looked around tears freely flowed down her cheek.

Naruto for his part did not know what to do. He relived that it wasn't Annabeth and at the same he was frightened what if she was burnt to nothing, that's why he couldn't find her. Turning back He was about to walk out when he glanced back and saw the frightened look mixed with that of pain and agony. He could not help but relate the girl to Annabeth, could be the hair color. What if that was Annabeth in that corner ? What if it was someone else that found her like this? Would they help her? Or would they leave her. The girls father must be worried sick.

People were surprised when a man carry a Child burst out of one of the windows. Setting the crying girl down gently and letting the paramedics take her, Naruto was about to go question anyone if they've seen his daughter when he noticed something old. His as narrowed. A man in an expensive black suit a little to close th the burning school. No teacher can afford that with their pay check and considering some teachers are dead are others are banged up pretty badly. Not a parent course his too close the fire. Not a police or paramedic because of how his dressed. Not a student looks to be too old to be one.

The Philip smiled to himself for job well done. He'd been told by the boss to burn down the school Deadpool's child was attending and make it look like an accident. It was easier than he thought. 'not bad for a newbie.' Straightening his slick black suit, he was about to live when he was roughly grabbed from behind and held into a choke hold. Philip tried to get out if the persons grip but filled miserably, his face was now turning purple and he was finding it had to breath.

"Okay you gonna tell me who sent you all else I kill."

At this moment thought the guy was not going to anything but that thought was thrown away as soon as he felt the choke hold tighten. 'crap I'm gonna die.'

"I suggest you start talking or else?"

This mad man was actually gonna kill him. "O-okay i-it w-was M...ar..co w-who s-sent m-me." he rasped out.

"Why!" the unknown growled out.

"F-fuck y...y-you t-has w-why!"

The choke hold tightened even feather making breathing nothing but a dream.

"Wrong answer try again!"

Feeling the choke hold tighten to epic proportions Philip rapidly nodded his head. The choke hold loosening a bit. Enough for him to talk. "H-e ss...aid s-omething bout D-deathstroke l...looking out for revenge. T-thas all I kn-know I swear! C-can you l-iet me b-breath!"

"Don't worry about that. Dead people don't need to breath!"

With that Naruto broke Philip's neck killing him in an instant. It seems dear old dad wants to mess with him. Well. He made the mistake of freeing the beast and throwing away the keys. And worse he kidnapped the beauty. Deathstroke look out Deadpool's coming for ya. Time to brake out, the old red suit.

OH! GOODIE DEADPOOLS BACK!

END CHAPTER

Got bored one day and came up with this. I've had it for a while now but never bothered to post it so I figured hey why not now. So yeah this came up at the time when the Naruto is Annabeth's or some other demigod's father so I thought hey why not try it out. And I came with this hope you like it. Remember to review. This site is just...just...I don't know man it just messes with ones head. Trying to think of a new chapter for one of my stories and boom this happens. But to be fare I wrote this a while back before I started posting staff. So long story short. Deathstroke is Naruto's father and also the one who trained him. Deadpool is the name Naruto gave himself back when he was a gun for hire.

What happened to Annabeth is she dead?

Why is Naruto 23 when he has a sixteen year old daughter?

All will be answered on the next chapter which won't be out until or my other stories are have updated chapters each.

I don't own Percy Jackson, Naruto, Deadpool and John wick!

So bye bye

Ps- who is Naruto's mother in fanfic? That's an easy one if you don't know by now then...I don't know.

Chris out.