Death Note cast reacts to…
Bendy and the Ink Machine chapter 4!
*Title screen*
Matsuda: *Looks over at CosmoK13 with a gaping mouth.*
Matt: YES! FINALLY!
Light: Well it's about good damn time! Do you have any idea how long we and the readers have been waiting for this chapter?!
Misa: OH MY GOSH! I have been waiting so long!
Near: This better be worth the nine months we had to wait for this chapter.
L: Wow, they really improved the graphics as well. The title screen is different as well.
Mello: What happened to the title screen? Last time I played this it was just a screening of an area from each chapter.
CosmoK13: So it's been a while since the last chapter, can you tell me what happened?
Matt: We got to meet Alice Angel last chapter, or at least her voice actress who tried to become the very toon, but became an ink monster.
Light: We went on a date with her, basically she told us to gather certain objects.
Matsuda: I wasn't a huge fan of chapter three. The first two I really really liked, but the third one kind of dragged out a bit. So I'm hoping this chapter picks up the pace!
Mello: So I predict we're going to find Alice and hopefully rescue Boris. Maybe kill Alice, I don't know if we're going to kill her or if Bendy kills her. I know that this will be her last chapter though.
Misa: I like the new menu though… so let's get into it!
Near: Okay… I'm seeing some stairs and doors…
L: Maybe we're actually going up for a change instead of going down.
Henry: *Echoey* Alright Joey~ I'm here~ Let's see if we can find what you wanted me to see~
Misa: Was that Henry?
Light: He just repeated what he said in chapter one, why?
Matt: "Chapter four, Colossal Wonders." Oh… interesting.
Near: Level S… probably stands for Satan! As if they didn't make it clear we were already in Hell to begin with.
Matsuda: Oh yeah… we fell down here with Boris. And Alice took him…
Mello: Okay, how the hell did we even survive that?! Logically we should have died considering we dropped like twenty floors! *Looks at elevator.* Well, we can't go back up that way.
L: "New Objective: Rescue Boris"
Light: Do we have to? I don't think we should, pretty sure he's already dead. I mean, we've been knocked out for a long time…
Matsuda: Oh god, it's raining ink… is it just me or do the graphics seem to improve with every chapter?
Mello: Okay, let's go down this long and obviously not creepy hallway with a bunch of random
Bendy cartoon posters. If I had a nickel for every time I saw the same Dancing Demon poster in every chapter, I'd have enough money to give to a whole theater full of kids who would want to watch this show. Not sure why anyone would watch a show like this, but hey I don't question it.
L: Hey, we even have a circle cursor on the screen. Probably to help make it easier to click at things.
Misa: Okay, what does this say? "Level S… Accountant & Finance". So this must be the floor they manage the money and plans for the studio.
Matt: "Management Office Grant Cohen"... Grant Cohen… oh yeah, he was the guy that was voiced by Will of DAGames in the last chapter.
Mello: Okay, the office is that way… *Turns right.* But the Archives and R&D Access is to the left. I think I have to go there.
Near: To the Archives we go.
Henry: Definitely something missing here.
Light: Yeah, this is where we're supposed to go. It even says it in the objectives.
Matsuda: "Find the missing turnwheel." Turnwheel? Uh… *Goes to the hall and sees the gear.* Is this it? *Clicks on it.* Oh, no that's a gear! What am I thinking?!
Misa: I didn't see a turnwheel down there, so I'm assuming we have to go to that office. Oh, of course we have a Bendy cutout at the end of the hall.
L: Okay the door on the left is locked, so… *Opens the door to the right.* Oh… okay…
Mello: What… the hell?!
Near: This guy went crazy.
Matt: "Money… taxes… time…" And a whole bunch of numbers! So this was his office and he clearly was obsessed with money… greed man, gets you nowhere. Money, money, money~ *Does a Mr. Krabs impression* Money~ Money~ Money~.
Matsuda: *Looks at the "Work hard work happy" sign.* I don't think anyone was working happy down here!
L: There's a tape here next to some bubbling ink… that is definitely not a good sign.
Light: Alright, what does this tape say?
Unknown: (Indescribable)
Matsuda: *Makes a concerned and worried expression.*
Misa: *Stares at the screen with wide eyes and gaping mouth.*
Near: *Looks around the room a bit disturbed.*
Matt: Was someone having sex? Was it you Bendy? You're a naughty little devil, aren't you?
Light: Uh… uh… okay, I have no words…
Mello: Was he like drowning in ink?
Matsuda: *Looks at the pipe and sees the glowing turnwheel* Oh, that must be what I'm looking for! *Gets turnwheel.*
L: At least that didn't take long to find.
Misa: Please don't jump scare me. It's too early in the game for a jump scare!
Matt: Okay, put this in here! *Wheel turns and the door opens.*
Matsuda: *Looks inside.* Oh god… why is it so dark in here? So we have to go in there?!
Near: Are those mannequins on that stand? *Lights turn on.*
Light: Oh… we're using those jumpscares are we?
L: "Locate the secret passage". Okay, we have another puzzle.
Matsuda: "He will set us free." I swear if these guys move, I will lose it!
Misa: Are they real? Or are they just statues?
Matt: Why does this look like a play of two gay guys coming out to their families? They're like "No~ How could you do this to us? You've brought shame upon this family!" And then these two together are just like "We're just coming out as gay guys, it's 2018."
L: They're going to move, it's obvious.
Mello: Oh, what's this?
Misa: Oh, this is the library from the trailer release!
Light: I see some books, safes here… there's a small table in the center…
Near: Another tape… okay, let's go see what this one says.
Susie Campbell: They told me I was perfect for the role. Absolutely perfect. Now Joey's going around saying things behind closed doors. I can always tell. Now he wants to meet again tomorrow, says he has an "opportunity" for me. I'll hear him out. But if that smooth talker thinks he can double cross and angel and get away with it, well, oh he's got another thing coming. Alice, ooh she doesn't like liars.
Matt: Oh~ interesting… Susie isn't taking anymore shit from Joey.
Near: Okay, so Susie was the first voice actress for Alice Angel, and then Joey fired her. So now it seems this "opportunity" was for her to become Alice Angel.
Light: If it wasn't clear that Susie was a bitch before, this tape proves it.
Misa: So, was the opportunity for her to become a living version of Alice? Did Joey do that to her?
Matsuda: Okay, I found the door that says "Private".
Mello: Five light bulbs, so I need five switches. But where are they is the question.
Light: *Sees a glowing book and pushes it, then sees the light above the door spark.*
Henry: So that's how it works.
Light: Alright, shouldn't be too hard to find them.
L: Okay, so we're looking for some books… shouldn't be too hard to find pushed out novels in here.
Misa: *Hears some creaking around the room.* What the hell is that?!
Matsuda: Uh… we aren't on a boat so why is there like rocking back and forth?!
Matt: It sounds like someone or something walking around. What is that sound? Bitch! *Looks out where the ink people were and gasps.* They're gone! I'm dead! Help me!
Mello: Oh… uh… weren't there ink mannequins here?!
Misa: Oh god, they did move!
L: Where did they even go?
Light: Okay, let's just find those other four books and get out of here. *Finds the second one.*
Matsuda: Oh, here's the third one! *Clicks it in and the area flashes.* AAAHHHH! WHAT THE FREAKING HELL IS GOING ON!?
Misa: WAHHHH! WHY?!
Matt: Holy shit!
Near: *Looks from screen then back at CosmoK13 then at screen.* That happened.
Light: Did we have like some sort of PTSD flashback or something?!
L: Okay, not gonna lie, that actually got me. *Clicks the fourth book.* At least that one didn't do anything.
Mello: Let's just find this last book and get the hell out of here!
Matt: Oh, there's the last one! *Clicks it.* YES! And go to the door!
Matsuda: Let's go in… even though we might regret it! *Opens door.* Oh god…
Misa: "Enter the darkness". I don't want to! Bad things happen when there are dark settings!
L: *Examines the area.* What is this place? *Looks down.* How deep is this studio?!
Light: How has this man not gotten any like code violations from the state about this place?!
Matt: What's with the cages?! Is this like some sort of sex dungeon or something? Joey was into some freaky stuff man.
Matsuda: Okay, I may not be an engineer or a building instructor. But I'm pretty sure this place isn't a real office/apartment building because there's no way it would have this gaping abyss where ink is being poured down into!
Near: I'm getting Indian Jones from this right now. I will say it's kind of humerus to see Bendy being stuck into the rock.
Mello: I see a pulley bridge… *Goes to control panel.*
Henry: I can get across here if I can find a way to fix this.
Mello: Really? We can't just go on?
L: Oh, I see it's missing a gear! So that means we have to find one.
Matsuda: I don't see any gears around here… maybe we should head down that narrowed corridor with many safes, because that seems logical to me. Also, how are there plants growing down here?! This whole place is just defying logic at this point.
Mello: Well it's nice to know that Joey has taken up to gardening down here.
Light: Uh… what the hell is that down there?
Misa: Oh god… there's candle surrounding it too… why, candles are never a good sign when they surround something!
Matt: It's some sort of pipe or something… Oh, here's a lever! *Pulls lever down. Pipe rises up.*
L: Oh look, more ink. Why am I not surprised?
Mello: Uh… what?
Misa: Why is that ink boiling? I should stay away from that!
Matsuda: Is the gear in the ink? Because I don't think I should put my hands in bubbling ink…
Light: This may be a bad idea, but there's no other way to go… so, turn this wheel…
Near: Let's turn this. *Turns the value.*
Matt: Okay, what the hell am I doing? *Searcher appears.* Oh… hello!
Misa: Oh my god! *Backs away.*
L: Is it… it's not attacking me?
Light: What am I supposed to do with it? *Grabs the ink blob from the Searcher and the Searcher leaves.* Uh… excuse me?
Matsuda: *Grabs the ink blob and backs away.* Urgh! Thank you, I think?
Mello: We're not even eight minutes in and already this is getting weird!
Near: This is how fetishes are made.
Misa: Do I… put the ink on the machine? *Goes over to the system and clicks.* No? Oh… I need a gear! But where does this blob come in?
Matt: *Put blob in the printer.* Uh… guess it goes in there?
Matsuda: Why did I put it in there? W-what am I doing? *Turns the handle and watches as the machine vibrates. Then a cup comes out, stares at in in question.* Uh… excuse me?
Mello: Is this a 3-D printer?! What?!
Light: A 3-D printer, this is way ahead of the time!
L: So does that mean everything here was made out of the ink? Is that why you needed so much?
Near: Honestly, this isn't even the weirdest mechanic this game has introduced to us thus far.
Misa: Okay… so I can change what I create… I need a gear! *Prints a gear off.*
Matsuda: Is this gear even safe? *Puts gear in and pulls the lever.* I'm concerned.
Matt: Here comes the basket. Slowly but surely.
Light: Yeah, pretty sure this is just a death trap. Honestly it'd be safer if we just jump it and use the chains and cages to get across.
Mello: I don't trust this for even a second. Some bullshit is gonna happen while I'm on this thing, I can just tell! *Gets in.* Alright, fuck it!
Misa: *Travels in the basket.* Okay… so far so good.
Matt: Huh… it's almost like a roller coaster sort of deal. *Basket starts to rumble.* A faulty ride! Help!
Light: I knew it! I knew it!
Matsuda: Oh lordy no! Don't do this to me! Come on, you're almost there!
Mello: Don't fall! Don't fall! DON'T FUCKING FALL! *gets to the other side.*
L: *Takes a deep breath.* Okay… that was cheap but it did get me.
Near: Well not all jumpscares can get you.
Matsuda: Why you gotta do that to us Meatly?
Misa: Okay, it's all over. Let's just go in through here… wait, why is this door opened ajar?
Matt: Okay I've seen enough horror movies and games to know that when you see an opened door, something is waiting for you.
L: Oh, it's the hallway from the trailer. Something is gonna happen.
Matsuda: Again, long corridors always make me nervous. *A flash appears with the inky hands.* AAAHHHH!
Light: What the actual fuck?!
Misa: I knew it!
Near: *Walks in.* They're… not hurting me. *Disappears.*
Mello: *Stands there and blinks.* WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!
Matsuda: *Goes to the end of the hall.* Why are there more chains here? And why are they moving?
Alice Angel: I see you there, my little errand boy.
Misa: *Gasps.* It's Alice!
Light: Do not call me that. I didn't agree to go on a date with you because I like you.
Alice Angel: Your angel is always watching.
Mello: Oh goodie, as if we didn't have an ink demon to worry about.
Alice Angel: What is it that keeps you going? Is it the thrill of the hunt? The thirst for your freedom?
Matt: I mean, I could go for a cheeseburger right now. I've mostly just been having bacon soup.
Light: Yeah the freedom one sounds about right.
Alice Angel: or perhaps… You're just looking for a little, friendly, wolf…
Matsuda: Boris!
Alice Angel: *Chuckles.* Better hurry errand boy. Boris is having trouble staying in one piece.
Matsuda: Don't you dare touch him you bitch!
Misa: Don't worry Boris, I'm coming for you!
Near: Boris is the only good thing that came out of this game. I'm not letting him die. Plus, I always wanted a dog. I mean, he's a wolf but they're pretty much the same breed.
L: *Gets to a room with a couch and record player.* Oh, this is new.
Mello: This is nice… music is a bit ominous though.
Ink person: Oh no… he always finds me…
Light: *Looks up at the creature.* Uh… who are you?!
Ink person: Oh no! I just wanna go home. When do we go home? When do we go home! *Cries.*
Matsuda: Was that Squidward? Or Zurgberg? Zoburge? That pink crab dude from Futurama! I don't know how you pronounce his name.
L: So that ink creature must have been a worker here. Unlike those Searchers though, this one seems to still hold it's mentality in tack.
Mello: Okay… that was actually kind of sad not gonna lie. *Opens door and backs up.* WOAH okay!
Matt: Uh… sorry, wrong room!
Light: What the hell?!
Matsuda: *Goes up to them and cringes.* Oh, that's so creepy… they have like yellow eyes and they have like tentacle like faces.
L: Okay, so these were all the workers, probably like the least important ones, maybe like those that were working around the studio to be the subordinates of certain departments. They got into the ink as well and now their whole beings are made out of ink. But they still have their humanity with them, so they must be like Sammy. They're still tainted by the ink, but it's still eating away who they are.
Near: It's sad, but at the same time it might be possible. I mean, whatever this ink is it seems to be able to reconstruct the genetic makeup of a person. That's how Susie Campbell turned to Alice but she was incomplete. Because every atom though they are similar, they each have their own coding to make up the hair, to the skin and even to any other features that make you unique from a person. So realistically, if this ink does have that power to alter a person's DNA, it could take time because you'd have to do it atom by atom. And that's probably why this takes place thirty years after, because now it seems the ink has officially taken ahold of them to the point where they believe they are the ink creatures themselves.
Matt: I do love the detailed effect. You can see the ink like shedding off their bodies and their hollow eyes. How do they do this?! I'd kill to make games with these effects.
Misa: Oh god, this is actually kind of sad. Look at them, they're just looking down at the ground. And there's one crying in the corner! This has to be the saddest thing I've seen this whole gameplay… well, that and the room full of dead Boris's…
Light: *Looks at vent.* "No Angels. He will set us free." I'm going in there, aren't I?
Matsuda: *Climbs into the vent.* Oh, it really is like the trailer!
Matt: Yeah, now it feels like a horror game! It's not a true terrifying experience without the enclosed spaces.
L: At least they were kind enough to give me a flashlight.
Mello: *Looks over at the ink people.* Okay… they're just staring at me… yep, no going back now… bye!
Misa: I am hating this more and more… *Looks down at the end.* Wait… why does that room look familiar?
Matt: Wait… is that room… *Bendy appears.* OH SHIT!
Matsuda: WOAH BENDY!
Mello: Fucker's here already! Wait… why isn't he attacking me?
Near: Did he just tell me to be quiet? Okay, I'm actually really confused at this point.
Matsuda: So, is Bendy still after me? Because he could have easily just like rip open that vent and got me out.
Light: ….I'm not even gonna question, I'm just going to keep going and end this chapter.
Misa: I hate vents, they're like mazes! I don't even know where to go. *Gets to a dead end.* See?
Matt: What… is that noise? Is that Bendy trying to find his way in the vents? Please don't come in.
Light *Finds an ink person banging his head against the wall.* Woah… okay. This is a thing…
Misa: *Looks at ink person.* Oh no, that's even sadder!
Matsuda: Whatever your going through, it'll pass! Just stay strong! I mean, I don't know what will happen to them once this is all over, but can't be any worse than what they're going through now.
L: *Gets out of the vent.* We're here, question is where is here?
Mello: Why are there so many couches around here? Who would actually want to sit across from a large Bendy statue?
Light: "Come up and see me." I don't really want to.
Near: "Almost there." Is Alice Angel waiting for us so she can kill us?
Light: Okay, when I said I was hoping we'd be able to actually move upwards instead of going further down, I did not anticipate the idea of having to go through so many stairs!I miss the lift! And there's another cage hanging from the ceiling… of course.
Matt: Oh, hello what's this?
Misa: Okay, there's no one here… that should be a good sign, right?
Matsuda: What is this? They look like blueprints of drawings and...Bendy themed objects? There's a structure here… oh, here's a tape!
Bertrum Piedmont: For forty years I've built attractions that stagger the imagination! Colossal wonders, such as the world has never seen! I have earned my legacy with sweat. But right in front of everyone… high level investors, Wall Street tycoons, the ever tactless Joey Drew introduces me, the great Bertrum Piedmont, as Bertie! Like I was his child. You may be paying me, Mister Drew! But you don't own me!I'll build you a park, bigger than anything YOU could ever possible conceive. But before you go taking any bows, Mister Drew, know that this grand achievement will belong to me… and to me alone.
Near: Well, he seems like he has an ego complex… everyone in this game seems to have one. Expect Henry and Boris, they're pretty clean.
Misa: So, Joey wanted a theme park built? I mean, I guess it would make sense, but your show would have to have gone somewhere first. I mean, it's pretty well detailed and thought out though. With the Bendy shaped carts and towers.
Light: I get what you mean Bertrum… I know the exact same feeling from episode 9 of Death Note. Where L revealed himself to me… I can pretty much give out spoilers at this point because it's over a decade old. If you haven't seen it yet, that's your problem.
L: It doesn't really look that impressive. Where would they even have put this?
Matsuda: I don't think I wanna go to that land! *Sees switch.* Oh, a switch! *Pulls it.* What did that do?
Mello: *Goes back downstairs.* Oh, the storage is opened!
Light: Welp, when in doubt, go into the very obviously creepy death trap that is the storage unit.
Misa: I don't like this… it's too dark! *Lights pop up and she jumps.* I take it back! I want the darkness!
Matt: Oh no, music change! Not a good sign!
L: "Bendy Hell." That actually seems more like an appropriate title to describe this place, and not just the theme park.
Light: Jokes on Bendy, being a Death Note user, I can't go to hell! And probably no one else that got their name written in the Death Note.
Matsuda: *Looks at the ink person on top of the cage.* Uh… did you add in the "Hell" part? I mean, I don't blame you it probably feels that way in your eyes.
Mello: Yep, nothing says Family Friendly than an amusement park with caged theme rides, nightmare horses, large Alice Angel heads and… whatever the hell that is… a Bendy trash can? I know what I'll be seeing in my nightmares tonight.
Near: They even have carnival games as well… I'll give Joey this, he does have the tools and equipment but he gets them before he even has a plan.
Henry: That haunted house seems like the way to go. But it's going to need some power. Hang in there, Boris. I'm coming.
Light: Of course, cause it'd be asking too much if we could just walk right in!
Matsuda: Okay, search the warehouse… so, what do we have to do? Cause it looks like everything is closed…
Misa: Oh, the games opened!
Matt: Am I supposed to play these games? *Looks at the tape recorder and plays it.*
Wally Franks: These guys down in the warehouse get to play games all day while I'm stuck cleaning up after 'em! They kept locking themselves out of their own back room. So I says to em, look guys, I says, you're smart, right? Here's an idea! Why not rig these games up to knock open the door if ya win? It'll be fun for you guys, and it saves me the trip down here every day. They went for it like a dog to pot roast. I tell ya! If these guys don't start realizing who the real genius is, I'm outta here!
Matt: I'm outta here! So, we do have to play these games! I'm more used to video games, not carnival games… well I mean, it's still that but… let's just play!
Light: Yeah, let's take our mind off the fact that an ink demon or ink she-demon could come here and tear us apart by throwing these carnival balls at bottles. Just another Tuesday for me…
Misa: *Throws the balls at the bottles.* Aww… come on! This is hard because you have to angle them… *Gets all the bottles down.* YES!
Mello: *Shooting at the gun attraction.* All those years of shooting in real life and all that time playing Matt at Call of Duty have finally paid off!
Matsuda: *Heads over to the strength game.* Oh, a test your own strength! I may not be the smartest in the bunch but I'm… somewhat strong! Let's test it! *Grabs hammer and hit the panel, only getting as far as "Weak."* Well that was lame. Let me try again… *Hits it and rings the bell.* That's better!
Alice Angel: Tell me, are you having fun? I'm sure Boris doesn't mind waiting for his rescue party.
Near: Well we have to play these games to get to Boris. So maybe next time you try and mock us, try to do it in a sense that we don't know what we're doing.
L: Alright, I played the games… but nothing has changed on the power control panel… *Looks around.*
Misa: *Looks around.* I am like, on edge, because I feel like something is going to pop up at any moment around here! I wonder if that's why there's a Little Miracles Station here?
Light: *sees the door next to the game stations opened.* Oh, how long has this been opened?!
Matt: Ah, an open door. It feels like we're making some progress. *Goes in.* Ah, yes, nothing brings a work environment together than a picture of a cog on the wall. *Sees the Bendy figures.* And… those things…
Matsuda: Oh jeez… those are probably the creepiest Bendy's I've ever seen. Even more than the one chasing me…
Misa: *Pulls the lever while watching the Bendy's as she backs away.* I swear, if those things move, I'm losing my shit!
L: *Sees a light running through the wire and follows it.* Now we're making progress. *Pulls one of the power levers.*
Mello: *Pulls the first of four power levers.* Okay… one down, three to go.
Near: Where to next? "Research and Design" That sounds like my area.
Matt: What's behind door number two? *Goes in and looks down.* Oh, the Butcher Gang!
Matsuda: Man, those fuckers again?! I don't have a weapon!
Henry: Looks like I've got some company up ahead. Without some kind of weapon, I don't stand a chance.
Matsuda: I literally just said that!
Henry: There's gotta be a way around them.
Mello: But where? I'm looking all the way up here, and there's no other way down! What am I supposed to do?
L: Okay, logically if I go down there as am now, I will most likely die. So, I need to create a distraction… but with what?
Light: *Picks up a Bacon Soup can.* Oh, what?! It's in my hand now? *Tosses soup can and watches the creatures go to it.* Oh… I get it…
Matsuda: Oh, now I see. The cans are there to distract them! *Grabs all the cans.* Gimmie!
Matt: Okay… gotta time this just right… *Throws a can at the far right.* Yes! Go! Go! Go!
Misa: Run and don't look back! Run and don't look back!
L: Is this some sort of mechanic room? I'm pretty sure we went though mechanical stuff last chapter.
Near: I found the switch. *Pulls it and turns around.* And… some machine… in a familiar shape…
Misa: W-what is that?! *Looks at Bendy animatronic.*
Mello: I KNEW THERE WERE FUCKING ANIMATRONICS IN THIS GAME! THIS WHOLE GAME IS JUST ANOTHER RIP-OFF OF FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S!
Matsuda: Hopefully this tape recorder tells us what this is… and hopefully the voice isn't Phone Guy!
Lacie Benton: The only thing that works around here is my ulcer. Half these people don't know a wrench from a dang steamroller. Buncha morons is what they are. Spend their day in the warehouse arguin' over who's supposed to be doin' what or playing them silly games. Still, I'm not complainin'. I get most of my time to myself. Suits me just fine. Only thing that bothers me is that mechanical demon in the corner. Bertrum's been working on it for a month now. Says it will walk someday and maybe dance. All it does now is give me the creeps. I swear, when my back's turned.. That thing's movin'.
Matsuda: Oh… please don't say that… *Looks at the animatronic.* Now I'm scared to even look away.
Near: So this guy already had animatronics, so what's the point of bringing the characters to life? You were already making these attractions to begin with, why stop half-way just to get yourself involved in satanic stuff?
Light: You know last chapter I complained that there wasn't enough Bendy, now I'm complaining because there's to many Bendy's!
Matt: So wait, does that mean the Bendy that's chasing us is an actual ink demon or is it an animatronic? What if this whole time, those creatures after us are animatronics, but Joey was sacrificing human souls just to make them alive?! Joey is actually Purple Guy and he moved from a Pizzeria to a cartoon studio! Holy shit, where's MatPat when you need him?!
Mello: Alright, lever down. Halfway done, let's get out of here!
Misa: *Heads back to the door.* Wait, why is it still closed? I pulled the lever!
Light: Oh, really, you're going to do that?!
L: Well there was another place to go to, gather some bacon soup.
Mello: You have got to be kidding me, did we seriously miss something?! We have to go back down there! Urgh! Fine!
Matsuda: Okay, I only have a limited amount of can, so gotta use this wisely!
Light: *Gets to the other side of the room to see the other switch.* Are you SERIOUS?! They put the switch to the door all the way over here?! Why?! Why have two switches if they go to the same place?! Why not just make one switch operate the opening door and to start up the power?! This makes no sense!
Matsuda: *Pulls lever.* Okay… oh shit they saw me! *Runs from Butcher gang.* Hey, look! A distraction! *Throws a soup can at then and books it up to the upper floor. Look back and is shocked.* Holy crap, that actually worked!
Near: *Pulls lever at the Power Control Panel.* At least we're halfway done.
Misa: Okay… two down. Now where do I go?
Mello: Why is every single level shaped to be like a maze?!
Matt: Okay, this door opened… something Storage. Wait I thought this was the storage?
L: What horrors await us in door number three? And there's a dead Butcher gang in the corner… definitely not a good sign.
Misa: *Looks at the corpse.* I-Is it dead?
Mello: *Looks at the ride.* What is this? Was this one of the attractions that would be in the park?
Near: It… actually looks kind of fun…
Light: Why is this tape connected to a speaker? I don't like this…
Matsuda: Let's see what this one says.
Bertrum Piedmont: The biggest park ever built, a centerfold of attractions.
Matt: Wait, why is this one not in the tape format?
Light: I'm giving this a red flag already!
Bertrum Piedmont: Each one, more grand than the one before it. It makes my eyes come to tears at the thought.
Mello: I think this dude is way too involved in his work.
Bertrum Piedmont: But then… oh Mister Drew.
Near: Ah, there it is.
Bertrum Piedmont: For all your talk of dreams, you are the true architect behind so many nightmares. I built this park. It was to be a masterpiece. My masterpiece!
Light: Yeah, no shit! He's a greedy bastard at this point!
L: Sorry to disappoint, but he clearly wasn't gonna give you any credit.
Matt: Oh no! Music changed again!
Bertrum Piedmont: And now you think you can just throw me out? Trample me to the dust and forget me? No! This is my park! My glory!
Matsuda: Oh no! OH SHIT! PLEASE DON'T TELL ME!
Bertrum Piedmont: You may think I've gone… But I'm still here!
Mello: OH HELL NO!
Matsuda: *Sees the face.* Oh Jesus fucking Christ, that is creepy!
Light: Oh shit! They're giving us an actual boss battle! Okay!
L: This is a brand new mechanic!
Matt: What do I do? What do I do?! I need a weapon! Where can I get a weapon?!
Misa: Am I supposed to go on the ride? *Gets hit by the boss.* Oh no… *Nervously giggles.* Why is it doing that?!
Near: *Looks at the ground where the table with the tape got smashed and sees an axe.* An axe? *Picks it up.* I'm not even gonna question it!
L: There are a lot of axes in this game. Why don't we just keep the axe if that's our main weapon?
Matsuda: Okay, what do I do now that I actually have a weapon?! *Hits the carts on the boss.* What do I have to hit?! I'm hitting everything but I don't see any damage?! Can I at least get a health bar so I know how much damage I'm doing?!
Light: I'm gonna guess and say I'm supposed to hit those glowing joints on the arms? *Hits them with an axe.* Huh… lucky guess!
Matt: *Takes out one of the arms.* Alright, one down! *Gets hit.* Bitch!
Mello: *Takes out two of the arms.* Let's go! Gimme another one! You ain't all that!
Misa: Knock him down! *Kills off the third arm.* Yay! One more to go!
L: *Destroys the last arm and smirks.* Now that's what I call apprehension!
Matt: Can't get me now that you don't have any arms! Ha!
Matsuda: *Looks at the face as the doors shut as he cringes.* Yeah, please cover that face up. No one needs to see that.
Misa: So, did he get transformed into an actual ride?
Near: I thought the ink was used to make humans into cartoons and ink monsters, not mechanical rides. Then again, if we just question the logic of this whole game, we'd never get out of here.
Mello: *Locates the third switch.* A-ha! Found it! After like running around this room like three-hundred times.
Light: Of course it only shows up after the boss is defeated! *Pulls switch.*
Henry: That makes three, one to go.
Light: Oh gee, thanks for the reminder. I would have never thought that since there were only four switches and we already got three, we only have one left!
L: *Goes to control panel and flips the third switch.* Alright, we should be getting close to the end of the game now.
Matt: Alright, looks like the last switch is in the Maintenance room…
Matsuda: What nightmares await us in here? "Choo-choo choo-choo?" Not… really scary, I mean a bit disturbing but not too scary as far as all the stuff I've seen recently.
Misa: "Ride the Buddy Boris Railway?" Oh, was this supposed to be an attraction based on the cartoon short "Trains Trouble?" See, this looks like a ride I wouldn't mind going on, I just need Boris.
Near: Why are there still Miracles Stations around here? I haven't exactly needed to hide. I mean that mechanic would have been useful in the second room.
Matt: Alright, let's go down to this madness. *sees a flashing light and the Projectionist.* W-what the… I KILLED YOU!
Misa: Another long hallway… *sees the flashing light.* Fuck! Oh my god… oh, it's that Projector guy! Oh yeah, I can't be in the light I remember that. *Hears the roar and screams. * AHHH! *Runs into the station and watches him go off.* Ha-ha! You can't get me!
Matsuda: Okay, at least there's only one of him. We just came back from a boss fight and now we have to like sneak our way passed this guy!?
Near: That a… lot of ink hearts…
Light: I'm pretty sure the switch is supposed to be upstairs… but of course it's blocked! Can they give us one break?!
L: There has to be some way to get those sacks out of the way… oh, "Lift control", I'm sure that's it. *Projectionist roars.* Aww crap!
Misa: Come on, up the stairs. Go, go, go, go, go! Why are you so slow?! This really does feel like a horror movie!
Matsuda: Ahhh, fuck he's right behind me! I don't like this!
Matt: Get the lever, get the lever! *Pulls lever down and lights go out.* Fuck!
Near: The lights went out… okay they're getting back on. Wait, where did the monster go?
Light: Is… is it gone?
Mello: I guess that means I'm safe now? *Goes back down to the inky floor.* Huh, he's really gone. Well, might as well check this tape now that I don't have to fear a projection monster chasing me.
L: Oh, another tape! I wonder what this one is?
Joey Drew: I believe there's something special in all of us.
Matsuda: It's another Joey tape!
Joey Drew: With true inner strength, you can conquer even your biggest challenges. You just have to believe in yourself and remain honest, motivated, and above all, who you really are.
Near: I can literally see the Disney this guy is vomiting out while voicing this.
Light: He's basically saying all the cliched motivational lines. Give us a new tune or something.
Joey Drew: Ok, let's stop it right there. I can only do so many takes of this trash a day.
Misa: Wait, what?!
Joey Drew: And tell the guys in writing I want more use of the word dreaming in every message. Keep rolling on that, get it? Dreaming! Dreaming! Dreaming! People just eat up that kind of slop. Hmm. What? It's still on? Well, turn it off, damn it!
Matsuda: Hey, you can't say that! There are children present… well, I mean there could be some kids who would want to play this game…
Light: Okay, I was only joking, I guess he thought the same thing.
L: So Joey Drew really isn't who he appears to be.
Mello: Looks like the workers were onto something.
Misa: So I guess now I can go to the haunted house. Hopefully it shouldn't be too bad with everything else I've seen. *Hears roar.* Aww, come on!
Matsuda: Oh seriously?! Can I book it?! *sees entrance closed.* No! Okay, hiding it is!
Matt: JESUS SAVE ME NOW! *Hides in the booth.* Oh shit, he's looking at me…
Bendy vs Projectionist
Matt: He knows I'm in here! I'm screwed! Oh… *Bendy appears.* WOAH! OH MY GOD! BENDY! BENDY! BENDY! BENDY! JESUS CHRIST! Bendy just fought that dude and killed him. I'm not sure whether to think of him as a blessing or if I should save that for later.
Light: Don't come in here, don't come in here! *Bendy appears.* What?! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! Why did he just… his head is… that was actually insane! And he took the body!
L: *Bendy appears.* Woah… okay, this is happening! He just… decapitated him! I mean, wow! I didn't think it could get anymore graphic!
Misa: Oh no… what now? *Bendy appears.* Ah! Bendy! Holy crap they're actually fighting! Wait, I thought Bendy was the bad guy? I thought those two were in cahoots! Okay, now he's dead… thanks, I think?
Mello: no! No! NOO! *Bendy appears.* Woah! WHAT?! They're slugging it out, are you seeing this?! Uh… thanks. Like a battle of the titans and he got his head ripped off!
Near: I will admit, he's cool looking. *Bendy appears.* Oh…! OH! Did he just… savage! He actually killed him! I guess it really is a free-for-all down here...
Matsuda: No! Mercy! *Bendy appears.* W-what?! Uh… occupied…. Did he… he just decapitated that guy!
Misa: Okay, I don't know what to trust anymore!
Near: And he got sucked into the wall… interesting…
Matt: So, is the projector dude actually dead now? Is Bendy as scary of a threat as we thought he was? So many questions…
Light: Alright, I got the last switch so I guess we go to the haunted house now!
Mello: *Pulls the power switch.* "Rescue Boris." Oh yeah… kind of forgot about him.. You know, since I was busy with my own life making sure it wouldn't be cut short!
Light: Why are we still obsessing over that?! In the time it took to get those switches and beat those bosses, he's probably already scattered across a room now!
Misa: I really don't want to go in there…
Near: *Looks at the cart.* They actually want me to ride in that cart… ride into this hell… they are asking a lot of me.
L: "Turn back." I would if that was an option!
Alice: And now, the ride truly begins, Henry.
Matsuda: Alice…
Near: Pretty sure this ride began as soon as I entered this studio.
Alice: Come in, and pretend it's all just a bad dream.
Light: Is that what you like to tell yourself when you look in a mirror?
Matt: This kind of reminds me of those Virtual Reality headsets you can get where you're physically in a certain simulation. God, I want one!
Misa: *Jumps at a pop-up ghost.* Why did THAT scare me?!
Alice: It's a funny thing. How so much can fall apart so fast.
Mello: You aren't wrong there, I'll give you that.
Alice: We never really had control at the studio. Either you were in someone's pocket, or you were putting someone into yours.
Light: I see a typo.
Near: I get what she means, because that was one of the big premises of Death Note, you either die after getting used or live long enough to get used.
Alice: I just wanted what was promised to me. I just wanted to be beautiful! Surely you can understand that.
L: You obviously went to the wrong place and person for that.
Misa: Sadly enough, I actually do.
Mello: Is it weird that a semi-Anti-hero from a world famous franchise can feel some sympathy towards this angel-devil lady? Or am I just going crazy?
Alice: Henry… Why are you here? We're all dying to find out.
L: Well according to the game, Joey sent me a letter to come here. And I was idiotic enough to do so without anyone by my side.
Matsuda: I'd prefer the not dying part!
Alice: Do you just enjoy the terror of the drop into hell?
Light: Would you even care if I told you no?
Alice: Because if that's the case… Hang on tight. I've got a surprise…
Misa: *Shakes head.* Whatever it is, I don't want it!
Matsuda: Oh god, what are you gonna do? *Goes into the Haunted Mansion area.* Woah…
Near: I can't tell whether to classify this as pretty or creepy…
Matt: Alright, usually I don't go on second dates with crazy chicks that try to kill me. But if this is your idea of a setting for a re-date, I think I'll make an exception.
L: I… actually like this setting. I mean, it's a lot calmer than the other places we've been to. Though I'm sure that will change momentarily.
Light: I'm expecting Bendy to drop in at any moment…
Misa: This reminds of the Haunted Mansion. I really like how they've incorporated so much to Disney and the Disney mansion, especially in this chapter alone. With the settings and the characters.
Matt: Hello darkness my old friend…
Near: Yep, something is gonna come out of the darkness…
Mello: *Hands hold onto the cart and self gasps.* GET OFF ME BRO!
Henry: Boris! No, no… What has she done to you?!
Misa: BORIS, NO!
Light: I FUCKING KNEW IT!
L: She made him into a Frankenstein rip off… because there wasn't enough rip-off in this place already.
Matsuda: Boris, buddy it's me!
Mello: I don't think he's in there anymore. *Gets lifted up.* Boris… Boris no! Oh god!
Alice: Ha ha ha!
Mello: Bitch, stop laughing!
Alice: Meet the new and improved Boris!
Matsuda: I want the older model back!
Alice: I took what I wanted, and in return, I gave him so much more!
Light: Where was this treatment when I was doing your errands?!
Alice: And this time, there's no Ink Demon, no escape.
L: I mean, we could slide under the gates and run for our lives to find a hiding spot. But then again, that would imply that the creators of this game actually wanted us to live.
Matt: I knew I should have saved Bendy for this boss fight!
Alice: Boris, tear him apart! Leave nothing!
Mello: I don't understand why she's going out of her way to try and kill me! I did nothing to her!
Misa: Are you actually going to make me fight him?!
Light: FUCK! GET AWAY FROM ME!
Near: Two boss battles in one chapter… I'll say this, they've up the standards.
L: I don't even have a weapon, how am I supposed to fight him?
Matt: Okay, okay, Boris, bro, chill. We don't have to do this. My god, you've done a lot of damage already!
Misa: *Finds the 3-D printer.* Wait… oh my god! This was the printer back in the caverns! I just need an ink blot!
Matsuda: Oh, the printer! I can get a weapon if I can find some ink!
Light: Oh god, he's spilling ink after he charges!
Near: Okay, so I have to have him run at me, get him to a wall to get him to spew ink, then pick up the ink that's on the ground and use that to get a weapon.
Misa: *Finds ink blob on the ground.* Got it! Come on, let's go. I need a weapon!
L: A mug… a gear… a pipe! That will work!
Matt: Gotta get it before Boris gets me. *Get the pipe.*
Mello: *Gets attacked by Boris.* Jesus! Gah! Why do you have to run so damn slow! That pisses me off, you're literally fighting for your life right now! I mean look how much damage I take!
Near: *Hits Boris after he charges at him.* Oh, okay so we can only attack Boris when he's spewing out the ink. Unfortunately that means we lose our pipe.
Matsuda: Okay, we got one hit on him! Wait, where's my pipe?!
Light: WHY ARE ALL THESE WEAPONS IN THIS GODDAMN GAME SO BREAKABLE?!
Matt: Okay, so if I'm correct, usually the magic number to hitting a boss in fights is between three to eight. Considering that Bertrum was four and I highly doubt they expect us to beat this boss easily with how much stronger he is, I think we have to hit him two more times?
Mello: Please don't kill me! I haven't saved in so long! *Gets hit.* See?! This motherfucker can toss me across the room!
Near: *Hits Boris a second time.* Okay, we should be just about done. I think he needs one more hit.
Light: How many hits do they expect us to get on this guy?!
Matsuda: *Sees the carts entering.* Oh, what are these things doing here?
Misa: *Sees Boris picks up the cart.* Oh no!
Mello: Oh hell no! Give me this blob so I can end this! *Gets the pipe as cart flies at him.* Crank it out, crank it out, crank it out! Fucking hell!
L: I'm sorry Boris, but think of this as putting you out of your misery! *Hits Boris one last time.*
Matt: *Kills Boris.* YES! I DID IT!
Misa: Boris, I'm sorry! *Hits Boris and kills him.*Yay! Wait is he gonna die?!
Alice Angel: No! No! No! No!... Why can't you ever just die?!
Light: Hate to tell you she-demon, but it'll take more than that to bring me down. I never really liked him anyways.
Matsuda: W-what's happening to him?!
L: Oh… it's like what happened to the Butcher Gang, after we kill them.
Matt: Boris… buddy I'm sorry… I wasn't fast enough…
Misa: No! He was the only good thing that came out of this!
Mello: Don't worry buddy, I'll avenge you… *Sees and hears Alice coming his way.* I DON'T WANT TO DO IT NOW!
The Real Alice Angel and Mecha Boris
Misa: Ahhh no! *sees Alice get stabbed and watches her fall.* Wait… what? *sees the real Alice and Boris and smiles.* Boris! And the real Alice… wait, hold on...
Matt: Fellas… a moment of silence for our dear Boris. *Hears Alice and sees her coming.* FUCKING JESUS! *Sees her getting stabbed.*Oh...What da fuck? W-did just… what happened? *Sees the real Alice and Boris.* WHAT?! WHAT ARE YOU TWO?! WHAT WAS THAT?! I mean I know that was Boris but who was that?! Was she the actual Alice we should be liking? What da hell?!
L: I'm sorry Boris, but you didn't give us an option. Now he's being absorbed back into the ink. I highly doubt that was the Boris taken from us though. *sees Alice running and getting stabbed.* Woah! W-what? What just happened?! *Sees the real Alice and Boris.* Oh my… wait what?! Okay, I should have seen that coming!
Mello: *Sees Alice coming to him and getting stabbed.* WOAH! Are you kidding me? W-what happened? I was saved by…. *sees the real alice and Boris.*W-WHAT?! E-EXCUSE ME?! E-excuse me what?!
Near: Well, at least we put him out of his misery. I'm sure he didn't like being used as a tool for Alice, right? *Sees Alice coming up to him and her getting stabbed.*What? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait… *sees the real Alice and Boris.* Oh, it's the real Alice Angel and the real Boris?
Matsuda: Boris, I'm sorry my dog wolf guy! *Sees Alice approaching him.* WOOOAHHH! *Alice gets stabbed and falls.* WHAT DA HELL?! W-WHAT DA HELL?! *Sees Real Alice and Boris.* WHAT THE ACTUALLY HELL?! That is wild, that is wild, that is WILD! Was that the good Alice?! And Boris was saved?!
Light: *Sees Alice running and gets stabbed then sees the real alice and Boris.* What… just happened?! That wasn't the real Alice!
Misa: And that's it?! That was a pretty good chapter!
Matt: I'm not surprised but also pleased that they added something that created more of a test of skill with this game, like a boss fight. I mean we have to have at least one boss fight throughout this whole game!
Matsuda: My blood pressure is so high right now, I feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack!
Mello: So, I feel like the three of us are going to team up to defeat Bendy. But Bendy is tough, we saw him chew through that projector guy and took off his head.
Light: I will say this… out of all the chapters so far… this one really gave me an adrenaline rush.
Near: So now we just have one more chapter after this.
L: I actually can't wait for it to come out now. *smiles.*
CosmoK13: Thank you everyone for reading the Death Note Cast reacts to Chapter four of Bendy and the Ink machine. I know the chapter came out so long ago and I apologize for not getting this out sooner. But I was busy working on the first season of YouTube Outcast Legends, make sure to go check that out if you liked. And I hope you all stay tuned for when the cast reacts to the last chapter coming out this fall! I will try to get them to react to more Bendy music videos, but can't make any promises. Either way, I'll be busy working on Life Note for now and I'm grateful for your support. Hope you all come back to see the final chapter, until then though, stay classy my Otakus!