A/N: in short - they survived and want to have vacations. Or read my fan fic "alternate ending."

"No free rooms?" Master asked a receptionist of the Leisure Palace.

"I'm deeply sorry, sir." the man said. "The first available term will be in around 10 months. However, if you leave the number of your mobile-intergalactic card, we'll contact you as soon as..."

"No, forget it." the time lord looked at disappointed Missy next to him. Before going back to her timeline, his future self requested a holiday at resort planet Midnight, and Master was more than pleased to have her for a few more days. After the wretched colony ship, near death-run with Cyberman and their miraculous escape, he really needed a rest. No mere human will stop him. "Now, look into my eyes..."

"Mr. Johnson!" a junior worker, suddenly materialized next to them and woke up the receptionist from trans. "You're immediately needed in the docking bay in the west wing, sir."

They started whispering between each other, trying to keep conversation to themselves, but both time lords could pick words like accident, four people killed and so on. After a few seconds, time lords were politely informed that they had to close the office and Master could make the booking in one of hall's terminal for 37th of Moon-Saturnian.

"When is it anyway?"

"No vacations?" Missy asked, when they entered the waiting lounge.

"Oh, come on. Give me a while with the hotel's system and then some mysteriously unoccupied apartment will just pop-up for us."

"I'm not sure, if it's a good idea. Look!" she pointed at rhino creatures walking through decorative plants (literally) and scaring all quests.

"Judoon, here? What for? It seems that a simple legal reservation would be a better option." the attention of monkey-brain police force was the last thing, which they needed. "The hotel guy said that we can do it there."

"Go first, I'll join you in a moment. This dress is soooo beautiful."

"Really? You can find something similar in the Tardis."

"You promised a nice trip. So far, only what I've got was the disappointment. Anyway, I already found what I want and I don't need to waste my time looking for it.

"All right, go."

"It'll take only 5 minutes!" Missy shouted running in the direction of shopping mall.

ooo

Half hour later

What were Judoon doing here? From what Master knew, Midnight was only a resort planet with sky-blue landscapes and no dangerous environment (except of galvanic radiation from its xtonic star, but no one was so stupid to go for a walk without a special suit). They would have never allowed for residents to be killed in a mere accident. He didn't find anything in the public news, but even with Rhinos walking around, Master did broke in the resort's database. The good thing – the accident concerned a shuttle in wastelands, so nothing life threatening for him and his female companion, the bad – no more information were available. Master sighed, but didn't look for more. He presumed that the case will be already solved, when they'll arrive in Moon-Saturnian.

"I'm ready." Missy suddenly appeared next to him.

"5 minutes, you said."

"Believe me, it was worth it. Oh, Mr. Doofus..." she pointed at a terrified man with seven shopping bags." ... was so nice that he paid for all my costumes and volunteered to bring them on our ship. Oh, and we have some cash." she took a golden card from her pocket. "Did you book a room?"

"Yes. And oh, sis, we'll have a great time indeed." Master said, while checking how much they got.

"Imagine, Ms. Doofus had to stay at home. My benefactor felt so lonely that he took his lovely young assistant with himself. But of course, I would never tell this to his wife, so she could divorce and he would waste so much money. And children!" the man gone even paler, when the time lady looked at him."

"The blond girl?" Master noticed a well shaped lady with similar uniform as their prey. "Good choice, man."

"What?" Missy frowned.

"Just after you."

"Don't forget about it."

Females, Master thought.

"I wouldn't dare. Let's go. Mr. Doofus, leg! Ouch! And you, watch out where you're going!" Master shouted at a dark skin hostess, who bumped into them.

The lady froze for a moment, then started running in the direction of our heroes, but when she turned around the corner, the hostess found only a very confused Mr. Doofus in an empty corridor.

She walked away saddened, no one noticed as she came through a wall like a ghost.