Hallo. Thank you for continuing to read this useless waste of your time. Note that I am a small child…and I suck at writing XD so sorry if I don't have a very good writing style. Thanks to the wonderful people who have left reviews and liked this story. Your suggestions are very much appreciated, so ThAnk for the long update! Once again, so sorry for my style.

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"R"

"O"

"I"
"K"

"You finished the word. You're on H."

"That is most definitely not a word."

"I assure you princess, it is."

"In all of the time of my life, that word has ceased to reach my ears."

"There's a beginning to everything."

A small huff escaped Allura's parted lips. They had been playing GHOST for awhile now, and Shiro had continuously beat her in every round. Allura was almost certain that the black Paladin was cheating, but he claimed that all of his strange, complex, human words were all quite real. It had gotten to a point where Allura just wanted to be done with the damned game already.

But Allura was never one to back out of a challenge.

"Fine! Hmm…C
"A"
"N"
"N"
"Y"
Shiro laughed again. "You've finished it...again. You're now on O."

Allura groaned and slammed her palms on the table. "CANNY!? What? How is that a word!? You are just making up your own language now you quiznacking cheater!"

"Nope! Not cheating!" He sing-songed. Seeing Allura's murderous glare, he scratched the back of his neck nervously.

"Well…uh, I think we've had enough of that for today, why don't we see if we can make everyone some lunch?"

Allura grinned and nodded, following the black paladin into the kitchen.

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Lance and Keith had been scouting for a while now and so far they had come across absolutely nothing. Keith was ready to lose it. Despite the barren and completely boring environment, Lance still found things to talk about. After half an hour of listening to Lance babble, he had learned every useless fact about his family, his favorite beaches, Lance himself, his dog Ariel. Keith was ready to stab the Cuban boy as he silently brooded in the Red Lion.

"I wonder how the repairs on the ship are going? I mean, I don't doubt their ability to fix the ship. Like, Pidge and Hunk are technical geniuses you know? And I know that Coran is good too. I like Coran. I don't think we give him enough credit, ya know? He's pretty awesome at repairs, and he's good at comforting me when I'm ho-oh, nevermind. And Allura's pretty great too. I know she hates me for flirting with her, but hey! Who could resist this beautiful face?"

Keith grumbled at that. He was literally going to shoot Lance out of the sky if he kept talking.

"They were in my bed! I was like, "Woah! Okay then." And then they ran away because they heard you stomping down from the training deck. Thanks for that by the way. Hey! Do you think they eat cheese? I mean, they are mice right? Well, more like Altean magic space mice, but mice are mice, right? Or maybe there's some kind of alien space goo cheese? Ew, I wouldn't eat that even if Hunk gave me all of the garlic knots in the world! That's my favorite food anyway. What's yours? What kind of food did you eat? You lived in a desert for a year, there couldn't be much of an-"

Keith spun his lion around, and stopped it suddenly, anger flaring up. "Lance, SHUT THE FUCK UP." He hissed. Lance went silent finally, and they continued to explore. Keith let out a breath, and finally relaxed. Lance could talk about his stupid dog and garlic knots however as much as he wanted. All Keith had to do was turn off of his coms. But if he switched to Keith's past, Keith would snap on him. If Lance continued for any longer, he probably would have punched the lights out of the annoying little shit.

They reached a small town soon enough, to Keith and Lance's surprise. They circled it a bit before landing in a nearby cave, far away from the village. Lance suggested that they mingle, but Keith pointed out that they were both dirty, slightly bloody, and clothed in space armour.

"Well...let's just change! We need to find out exactly where we are anyway."

"We already know where we are. Earth."

"Not Earth, dumbass. I mean which country."

"Oh. Fine. Whatever."

They changed out of their paladin armour, and cleaned up. Thankfully, Lance and Keith still had their clothes on them for whatever reason.

They entered the small, festive village. The two explored the small shops, and mingled with the locals. They met a nice local woman and explained to her that they needed directions to the nearest city. They discovered that they had crashed somewhere in California, close to Lake Tahoe. (AN: I really do suck at geography, so if the environment of the location makes no sense, I am so sorry XD) They then got directions to Lance's town from another woman with more children than the Hamilton's. The woman explained that it would be about a day and a half drive, and a 5 hour flight if there were no layovers. The woman explained that they better just drive because the next airport wasn't anywhere even remotely close to their location. Lance and Keith pretended to look disappointed, but it really didn't matter. They were going to fly on their lions anyway, so it made no difference. They soon left the town, then taking off for their lions, retreated off to the castle to tell the others their discovery.

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