G: Everyone seemed to like the whipped cream story, so here's the follow up chappie!
T: What happens when you stick Yami, Yuugi, Anzu, Jounouchi, Malik, and Y. Bakura, in the suburbs with nothing but paintball guns? Keep readin & find out!
K: Once again, Do not own YGO! Or any of the characters! Just the crazy idea!
Warning: 4 words. ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE!!!
______________________________________________________________________________
Yami Discovers...PAINTBALL GUNS!!!
It had been several months since the 'whipped cream' incident. Everything quieted down a bit in Domino, and all was back to normal, with the exception of Yami acting moody and glazed over at the words 'whipped cream', everything went back to normal.
Except one day when Yuugi & Yami were spring cleaning at Jounouchi's house...
Yami: Hey Yuugi, I found something!
Jou: Hey you found my old paintball gun! Sweet!
Yami: What is this 'paintball gun' you speak of Jou-kun?
Jou: a paintball gun is the greatest invention in the history of games!
Yuugi: What it basically does is it shoots little balls of paint at people. When you hit someone with a paintball, it'll leave a paint mark and a vicious bruise. That's why you have to wear heavy clothes to stop the bruises.
Yami: Hmm, lemme see the paintball gun!
Yami took a picture of Anzu and tacked it on the wall farthest from them and proceeded to draw a target on it. Then, Yami stood back and opened fire on it, covering the wall and picture with splat marks and some small dents in the wall.
Yami: I know! Let's have a shootout in the neighborhood!
Malik: (sticks his head in) Did someone say shootout?
Yami: Yeah!
Y. Bakura: (Decked-out half-naked in war paint) YEAH! Let's have a shootout in front of Anzu's house!
Jou: Hell yeah!
Yuugi: Where're we going to get the guns?
Jou: (pulls a wallet out of his pocket) Don't you worry about that now Yuugi, I gotcha covered. Hee hee.
Kaiba's house
Kaiba: WHAT THE HELL?! WHO THE FU*C STOLE MY WALLET?!
Mokuba: Why are you screaming Seto?
Kaiba: CUZ SOMEONE STOLE MY WALLET!!! Wait a minute, THE CHIHUAHUA!!!
HE STOLE MY WALLET!!! I'M GONNA KICK HIS ASS!!! QUICK MOKUBA! TO THE KAIBA-MOBILE!!! (rides off to find Jou and strangle him)
Meanwhile...
The whole gang went to the mall to stock up on paintball guns, ammo, padded clothing and...a giant cannon?
Jou: Dat's right! A fu*kin' big-ass cannon!
Malik: Uh...why the hell would we need a big ass cannon like that?
Jou: So we can go & paint the town red!
Yuugi: Yay! Didja hear that Yami-koi? We're gonna paint the town red!
Yami: All I wanna paint red is Anzu, and her house! Muwahahahahahahahahahaha!
Malik: Only one problem, How are we gonna carry this mofo? It weighs a ton!
Y. Bakura: Let's put it on Jounouchi's car!
Yami: Good idea! To the Monster Garage!
Several hours later...
Jou: Hell Yeah! Now we ready to rumble!
Jounouchi's Trans-am had been transformed from a clunky used car into a souped-up paintball tank. The car had been given a monster truck engine, a new paint job, Nitro boosters, and several more paintball guns mounted on the cannon, which was mounted on a revolving turret. Yami & Y.Bakura were fighting over who got to man the turret.
Yuugi: Guys, Why don't you duel for it?
Y. Bakura: Yeah let's duel for it!
Yami: Agreed, but the loser gets stripped butt-nekkid and pelted with paintballs!
Y. Bakura: You're on baka! Let's go!
A half-hour later...
Y. Bakura: Owwwwwwww! Dat wuz juz fukd up!
Yami: Hey, you wanted to duel for it.
Malik: Hey, Let's not waste our paintballs on this foo'!
Yuugi: LET'S WASTE EM ON ANZU-TEME!!!
(All hop into the tank and drive towards Anzu's place)
Meanwhile...
Seto & Mokuba go in pursuit of the P-tank.
Seto: Hurry driver! I must have vengeance on the Chihuahua! *Fires his rifle into the air*
Driver Pegasus: KAIBA BOI'S GONE MAD! MAD!!! *Starts taking Morphine*
Mokuba: *dials 9-1-1 on his cell-phone* "Hello, Domino County Mental Hospital? Could you send an ambulance to help my brother? He seems to have cracked.
Seto: *starts gunning at random objects* DIE CHIHUAHUA! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
At Anzu's place...
Anzu and Mai were sitting around having a tea party in her blinding pink room.
All that time, Mai was forced to endure Anzu talking endlessly about friendship, for she had some pictures of her slaughtering cows and making leather outfits out of their hide.
Mai was already at the point where she was going to go homicidal on Anzu if she didn't stop talking about friendship non-stop.
Mai: *Gets twitchy* I swear, If you don't shut the fu*k up, I'm gonna smack you.
Anzu: BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH!!!!
Mai: SHUT UUUUUUUPPPP!!! *Starts strangling Anzu*
Then the bell rang and Mai jumped up to get the door, Anzu followed with her to the living room. What met her was the most strangest thing she'd ever seen. Five guys decked out in camouflage, riding a big-ass car with a big-ass cannon, and several paintball guns aimed at her.
All Five: DUCK!
She quickly obeyed and let Anzu get hit with the barrage of tiny, colored, air-powered missiles. Anzu got sprayed badly and slammed the door on the gunners. Mai hurried out the back door, went through the backyard, and ran towards the group of paintballers.
Mai: Thank God! I thought I was gonna go homicidal on her ass! I need your help!
Malik: With what?
Mai: The teme's got some er, incriminating pictures of me doing stuff.
Y. Bakura: *cackles evilly* What kinda pictures?
Mai: None of your business!
Yami: Then we're not helping you.
Mai: Fine, I'll tell you, just don't laugh. The pics are about me slaughtering cows. You happy?
Yami: And I thought I was the leather-fetish type. Okay then, we'll help.
Jou: Let's go people!
Then the Kaiba bro's limo drove up to the tank, Unfortunately, Seto had the misfortune of jumping in front of the cannon...
Malik: FIRE!
Yami unleashed the cannon on Seto, who went flying through the front door of Anzu's house. Yuugi stayed with the cannon while Yami, Y.Bakura, Malik, & Jounouchi charged through the door, stepping on Seto's face as he was on the floor. Slowly he got up and limped towards the tank.
More to come later...
T: What happens when you stick Yami, Yuugi, Anzu, Jounouchi, Malik, and Y. Bakura, in the suburbs with nothing but paintball guns? Keep readin & find out!
K: Once again, Do not own YGO! Or any of the characters! Just the crazy idea!
Warning: 4 words. ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE!!!
______________________________________________________________________________
Yami Discovers...PAINTBALL GUNS!!!
It had been several months since the 'whipped cream' incident. Everything quieted down a bit in Domino, and all was back to normal, with the exception of Yami acting moody and glazed over at the words 'whipped cream', everything went back to normal.
Except one day when Yuugi & Yami were spring cleaning at Jounouchi's house...
Yami: Hey Yuugi, I found something!
Jou: Hey you found my old paintball gun! Sweet!
Yami: What is this 'paintball gun' you speak of Jou-kun?
Jou: a paintball gun is the greatest invention in the history of games!
Yuugi: What it basically does is it shoots little balls of paint at people. When you hit someone with a paintball, it'll leave a paint mark and a vicious bruise. That's why you have to wear heavy clothes to stop the bruises.
Yami: Hmm, lemme see the paintball gun!
Yami took a picture of Anzu and tacked it on the wall farthest from them and proceeded to draw a target on it. Then, Yami stood back and opened fire on it, covering the wall and picture with splat marks and some small dents in the wall.
Yami: I know! Let's have a shootout in the neighborhood!
Malik: (sticks his head in) Did someone say shootout?
Yami: Yeah!
Y. Bakura: (Decked-out half-naked in war paint) YEAH! Let's have a shootout in front of Anzu's house!
Jou: Hell yeah!
Yuugi: Where're we going to get the guns?
Jou: (pulls a wallet out of his pocket) Don't you worry about that now Yuugi, I gotcha covered. Hee hee.
Kaiba's house
Kaiba: WHAT THE HELL?! WHO THE FU*C STOLE MY WALLET?!
Mokuba: Why are you screaming Seto?
Kaiba: CUZ SOMEONE STOLE MY WALLET!!! Wait a minute, THE CHIHUAHUA!!!
HE STOLE MY WALLET!!! I'M GONNA KICK HIS ASS!!! QUICK MOKUBA! TO THE KAIBA-MOBILE!!! (rides off to find Jou and strangle him)
Meanwhile...
The whole gang went to the mall to stock up on paintball guns, ammo, padded clothing and...a giant cannon?
Jou: Dat's right! A fu*kin' big-ass cannon!
Malik: Uh...why the hell would we need a big ass cannon like that?
Jou: So we can go & paint the town red!
Yuugi: Yay! Didja hear that Yami-koi? We're gonna paint the town red!
Yami: All I wanna paint red is Anzu, and her house! Muwahahahahahahahahahaha!
Malik: Only one problem, How are we gonna carry this mofo? It weighs a ton!
Y. Bakura: Let's put it on Jounouchi's car!
Yami: Good idea! To the Monster Garage!
Several hours later...
Jou: Hell Yeah! Now we ready to rumble!
Jounouchi's Trans-am had been transformed from a clunky used car into a souped-up paintball tank. The car had been given a monster truck engine, a new paint job, Nitro boosters, and several more paintball guns mounted on the cannon, which was mounted on a revolving turret. Yami & Y.Bakura were fighting over who got to man the turret.
Yuugi: Guys, Why don't you duel for it?
Y. Bakura: Yeah let's duel for it!
Yami: Agreed, but the loser gets stripped butt-nekkid and pelted with paintballs!
Y. Bakura: You're on baka! Let's go!
A half-hour later...
Y. Bakura: Owwwwwwww! Dat wuz juz fukd up!
Yami: Hey, you wanted to duel for it.
Malik: Hey, Let's not waste our paintballs on this foo'!
Yuugi: LET'S WASTE EM ON ANZU-TEME!!!
(All hop into the tank and drive towards Anzu's place)
Meanwhile...
Seto & Mokuba go in pursuit of the P-tank.
Seto: Hurry driver! I must have vengeance on the Chihuahua! *Fires his rifle into the air*
Driver Pegasus: KAIBA BOI'S GONE MAD! MAD!!! *Starts taking Morphine*
Mokuba: *dials 9-1-1 on his cell-phone* "Hello, Domino County Mental Hospital? Could you send an ambulance to help my brother? He seems to have cracked.
Seto: *starts gunning at random objects* DIE CHIHUAHUA! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
At Anzu's place...
Anzu and Mai were sitting around having a tea party in her blinding pink room.
All that time, Mai was forced to endure Anzu talking endlessly about friendship, for she had some pictures of her slaughtering cows and making leather outfits out of their hide.
Mai was already at the point where she was going to go homicidal on Anzu if she didn't stop talking about friendship non-stop.
Mai: *Gets twitchy* I swear, If you don't shut the fu*k up, I'm gonna smack you.
Anzu: BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH!!!!
Mai: SHUT UUUUUUUPPPP!!! *Starts strangling Anzu*
Then the bell rang and Mai jumped up to get the door, Anzu followed with her to the living room. What met her was the most strangest thing she'd ever seen. Five guys decked out in camouflage, riding a big-ass car with a big-ass cannon, and several paintball guns aimed at her.
All Five: DUCK!
She quickly obeyed and let Anzu get hit with the barrage of tiny, colored, air-powered missiles. Anzu got sprayed badly and slammed the door on the gunners. Mai hurried out the back door, went through the backyard, and ran towards the group of paintballers.
Mai: Thank God! I thought I was gonna go homicidal on her ass! I need your help!
Malik: With what?
Mai: The teme's got some er, incriminating pictures of me doing stuff.
Y. Bakura: *cackles evilly* What kinda pictures?
Mai: None of your business!
Yami: Then we're not helping you.
Mai: Fine, I'll tell you, just don't laugh. The pics are about me slaughtering cows. You happy?
Yami: And I thought I was the leather-fetish type. Okay then, we'll help.
Jou: Let's go people!
Then the Kaiba bro's limo drove up to the tank, Unfortunately, Seto had the misfortune of jumping in front of the cannon...
Malik: FIRE!
Yami unleashed the cannon on Seto, who went flying through the front door of Anzu's house. Yuugi stayed with the cannon while Yami, Y.Bakura, Malik, & Jounouchi charged through the door, stepping on Seto's face as he was on the floor. Slowly he got up and limped towards the tank.
More to come later...