Mama Panda hugged and kissed her rescued children.

"General Tso, how can I ever repay you for defeating that evil Badboon?" she asked

"No reward is necessary," General Tso replied.

"But there must be something I can do," Mama Panda urged. "After all, so many others have tried in
the past to conquer the Badboon, but it is you who have succeeded."

"That's right, General Tso," chorused the Baby Pandas.

"Well, since you all insist, there is one thing I would like."

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Soon afterwards, the following message appeared in thousands of fortune cookies:

"No, General Tso is not chicken!"