If I were as evil as Megamind thinks he is, I would have posted this as the ending. But I'm nicer than that. So this is just a bonus, alternate ending. Enjoy (or not) and please review.

When Megamind woke up, his first thought was the Freeze Ray. He worked so hard for months to get that ice right, and Mr. Perfect just burst in a destroyed it! Most likely beyond repair. The thought made him groan loudly. He heard the robotic sound of his approaching Minion

"Sir, How are you feeling?" He asked

"Angry! It will take months to repair the Freeze Ray, if it can be repaired at all!" Megamind shouted. He was still laying in his bed, and now had a pillow over his face, so his words were muffled

"Freeze Ray? Sir, did your memory return?" Minion asked, excited

"Yes, Minion, and now I'd like to pretend the events of yesterday never happened" He groaned, throwing the pillow off his face

"Never happened? But, Sir... We're supposed to be at Roxanne's apartment at noon for lunch" Minion reminded him. He was greatly confused. So many great things happened yesterday; why did he want to pretend they never happened? He went to his boss's bedside and quickly checked his vitals, all of which were fairly normal

"Absolutely not, Minion, I am not going over there after embarrassing myself like that!" Megamind told him

"But, Sir, you promised! And you didn't embarrass yourself, what makes you think that?" He didn't understand why Sir was so upset. If Miss Ritchie hadn't liked him before, she definitely did now.

"I told her so much!" He sat up and looked at his Minion, who looked confused "So many piddly bits of information that nobody cares about, let alone her!" He explained

"Sir, I can assure you that Miss Ritchie thought everything you discussed was very important" Minion assured him.

"It doesn't matter, I'm not going over there" He decided to try and ignore Minion. He went about his day, getting dressed and brushing his teeth, but Minion was still there when he was done

"You need to talk to her. At least tell her your memory has returned" He insisted

"You can tell her, but I have no need to talk to her" That was a lie, he always wanted to talk to Roxanne. But that was before she knew he liked her. Now that she knew, things were going to change.

"Sir, we need to go over there anyway, so Metro Man can look at your brain" Minion tried another tactic to get Sir to listen

"Positively not! What happened with Miss Ritchie was bad enough; add in what happened with Metro Mahn and I'll sooner dehydrate myself than see him anytime soon!" Megamind was adamant about his position, which made things much more difficult for Minion, especially since he was just as adamant about his own position. Sir had to talk to Miss Ritchie.

"Sir... If we don't leave right now, we'll be late" Minion warned, giving it one last try

"Well, we'll be late then; actually we'll be a no show" He told him, crossing his arms at him. Minion didn't know what to do. He couldn't go against his boss, his job was to do as he was told. So, despite his better judgment and opinion, he walked away. If Sir wanted it this way, that was how it was going to be.

He went to the kitchen and reluctantly called Miss Ritchie. He was incredibly nervous, and almost hung up, but she answered right before he could

"Hello?"

"Hello, Miss Ritchie" Minion answered

"Minion! How did you get my number? Never mind, it doesn't matter, how is Megamind?" She asked, sounding excited. She was probably excited for their lunch plans, Minion realized.

"Sir's memory returned last night while he was sleeping" Minion told her

"That's great! How is he feeling? Are you two going to be here soon?"

Minion hesitated to answer. He didn't want to do this. He wanted Sir to see Miss Ritchie, to realize she liked him. He wanted Sir to be happy...

"He says he is fine... But we will not be attending lunch today" he forced out

"What? Why not?" Roxanne asked. Minion could hear the heartbreak in her voice

"Sir doesn't want to see or speak to you... I am really, very sorry Miss Ritchie" Minion spoke quickly, then hung up the phone, not giving her a chance to respond.

His job was to take care of Sir, but Minion felt like he just made a big mistake. This wasn't taking care of him, but it was too late now.

The next time they saw Roxanne Ritchie was a month later, when Megamind was recovered enough to pull off their next great heist. Roxanne tried speaking to him, but he wasn't having it. He just went along with the script, and mostly ignored her. He had actually written out a script this time, because he kept forgetting things, as he did a lot lately.

It was over quickly, as Megamind had also forgotten to set up a satellite that was part of his machine. When Metro Man burst in, more carefully than before, he tried talking to the blue man with Roxanne. But Megamind demanded they get out, so they quickly left through the hole in the ceiling.

Megamind wanted things to go back to the way they were before. When he was the bad guy, Metro Dork was the good guy, and Roxanne was the damsel in distress. However, he was being viewed as a damsel, Roxanne was trying to be a hero, and Metro man acted as if he were bored with everything. Even Minion wouldn't let it go and let things return to normal. He was always onto him about drinking enough, eating enough, reminding him about anything and everything, and letting him know of he was in any pain. As if he were broken.

Megamind had spent his entire life with people looking at him or treating him as if he were broken, or something was wrong with him.

He'd had enough, and started plans for his most eevil device yet- The Death Ray.

So you could say the events of the movie happen after this; or not. Whatever floats your boat (besides buoyancy) Please review and check out my other Megamind story MegaMuscles, rated M